ITT straight guys ask gay guys anything

ITT straight guys ask gay guys anything

Do you think traps are gay?

R u gay?

Did you ever do something SO gay, that you had to take a step back and truly marvel at how gay you were being?
>greentext if possible

My studliest pic as tribute.

Why do you guys need special rights? Other than the fact that you gays have this massively retarded idea that you are more special than the rest of the pieces of shit that are humanity? Why so much attention if you yourselves can't deny your moral reprehension and thus need protecting through some kind of special snowflake laws?
Pic unrelated.

Does suck to have to clean literal shit off your dick every time you bang?

As opposed to metaphorical shit?

I always attract more gay guys than girls
Is this just gay guys always making first step or is there a problem with me?

OP here.

Does your butthole hurt After Sex? Is It Hard Not To Poop Afterwatds?

no.

Yes.

how many dicks have you fagits sucked in a row?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet faggot

How do you not shit yourself during anal?

Because I wouldn't get the answers to these riveting questions

Sucked my bf's dick at our local gym's locker room. It was only for like 10 seconds
But yeah both of us were like that was super gay. Lets never do that again

Now we suck each others cocks at home only.

Guess I'm bi rather than full gay. I have no interest in men in general, no interest in anal, and never had a guy blow me but I learned to love sucking cock and swallowing cum as a child, so these days I post ads on CL of days I'll be at a city center glory hole, and spend whole days sucking all cocks that stick through for me, and always swallow their cum.

One wtf?
How many pussies have you aten out in a row?? Its kinda like asking a question as stupid as that

why are so many gays so annoying and obnoxiously showy?
are you like that, or are you more of the ian mckellen/stephen fry kind of gay?

no cause fagits have no girls there to calm things down its just a bunch of horny guys and they are sex crazed , sure some fagits are normal like you, but a lot are total sex fiends out of control

One time when my bf and I were out antiquing, ... I stopped and asked for directions.

If its your first time, for both men, then yeah its going to hurt a little because both of you dont know what youre doing.

If you use lube and stretch properly then it doesnt hurt at all.

Nah we poop normally after sex. Maybe the occassional fart will escape afterwards but thats it

Lol wtf is up with all these anal questions? Why dont you ask a girl who does anal all these instead? Every pornstar i fucking see is taking it up both holes

Man you watch way too much gay porn. All my group of gay friends have only ever sucked one cock at a time. I know maybe like one of them says they wanna suck 2 dicks at the same time but if they were actually put in that situation, i know he would pussy out so quick

normiefag

because I am a fucking girl who is afraid to do anal for this reason you dipshit.

You only notice those types BECAUSE they are showy. Of course youre gonna notice fem bitches who shout at the tops of their lungs that theyre gay.

In my experience with my group of friends, you would never be able to tell who is gay and who isnt. At least in my group. Most of us are the masc4masc only, "no fats no fems allowed" type.

Is it only gay if the balls touch?

youre the dipshit if you havent figured out how to have anal by now. I learned how to do that shit in high school

Ask your mom. She knows how to.

Well go suck some dick. Let me know how gay you feel when balls slap your chin

Is this hot for u?

does it rustle your jimmies that 90% of the population think of those guys when the word "gay" is mentioned?

Whoa

Stretch?! Properly?! Please explain?

Holy shit.

No i dont really care. We all take dicks up our asses. Who is to say i am better than them? Lol

dude if youre going to do anal with somebody make sure they go poop first then clean the butthole with a water enema, make it at least lukewarm or she'll feel funny from the cold.

Is it gay if I'm straight?

Heres a question:
why do so many gays have that same voice?
you know the one, the slightly bitchy effeminate voice
I dont understand where this shit came from and its a stereotype that keeps proving itself right.

they are the reason for homophobia, thats why you should care

Sure.
1 and most important rule, you NEED lube. Its not optional. It will hurt both of you if you dont use lube. I prefer a silicone based lube because a little goes a long way and it lasts a long time.

2. If youre bottoming, stretch yourself out by using a smaller sex toy. If youre a beginner, use your fingers but wouldnt recommend it. Clean anything you use to stretch. A toy that tapers off is best. If you use something thats uniform in size from tip to bottom, it will feel like youre punching your butthole

3. After you used your toys to stretch, slowly hop on your mans dick. Let your ass adjust since his dick width will probably be bigger than the toy you used to stretch. Use a lot of lube if you have to.
Spend a few minutes moving back and forth slowly. This is important because if you rush it then it will end up hurting a lil bit and wont be as enjoyable.

insert one finger with lube/spit
move it around
insert 2 fingers with lube/spit
move it around
tada so hard

You dont NEED an enema, you can just shower and clean yourself vigorously down there and use wetwipes. But use unscented wetwipes cuz scented ones can give you an infection

Do you think having poop on your dick is a natural thing?

lol again, you only notice those types /because/ of their voice. Most of my gay friends look and sound like straight people. You wouldnt know theyre gay just by voice, so you straights will bunch them up in the heterosexual category without knowing. So yeah of course youre gonna think all of us have fem voices if you only notice those types and not the straight passing ones

What do you think of women?

1. In general, as people.
2. Physically. I'm really curious about this, because for me, physically they are perfection. Everything about them is desirable (as long as they're attractive, obv). Like can you see why that is, or are they just alien beings to you?

Uhhh? Sure lol keep telling yourself that.
Again, dont care cause it doesnt affect me or my group.

why dont you ask the millions of straight guys who fuck girls in the ass

How often do you get poop on your dick or the condom? How does it not ruin the mood?

What cleaning-measures do you use before having buttsex?

Lol highly recommend you dont use spit. That shit lasts like 4 seconds before its gone.

Sure? It's just not for me. 10yrs married, three kids. I just think this kind of dialog is important.

That's not what he asked, you moron. He wanted to know why SO MANY have that voice, not *all*.

I know that not EVERY gay male sounds like that, my question is more of why are there so many that sound like that?
its almost as if they think "oh this is what a gay man sounds like so I should sound like this too"

What said

I mean it happens. Its whatever. Im sure its as common as straight dudes who get toilet paper in their mouth from eating out their girls pussy.

Repulsive in both regards. I know homos who just adore femininity, but personally, I can't see any value in anything traditionally female.

dude calm down, this person is nice enough to answer our gay questions so we should try be civil.

He's being a condescending shit. No reason to be nice to him.

nah I'm it was a misunderstanding.

a question like "why do all gay people sound like that?" is a very naive question to ask so I could see why answering that one would be a little condescending.

1. Theyre whatever. They make good friends. But also they overthink things WAAAY too much. This applies to straight dudes as much gay dudes. You know how we can bag on each other and call each other names for fun? Yeah girls dont seem to get that. They think youre being serious. So i feel more relaxed around bros than chicks.
2. Im not blind. I can appreciate someones beauty without being attracted to them. Theyre alright. I knew a gay dude who was super gay but he still really liked womens breasts. It depends on the person you ask. For me, i can appreciate a beautiful woman but you will never find me in bed with them. I know dudes who wouldnt even look at a woman or even trans men because they have pussies. It all depends.

OK, follow-up question: I've read that or similar responses on Sup Forums before. But this doesn't seem to tally up at all with what I've seen in real life: gay guys spending all their time with women/dressing up as women/speaking or acting in a feminine way/being all fangirlish over Lady Gaga or Judy Garland or whoever. So are you just the exception or what's going on here? Do you not hang out with women at all?

Kawi802

What do the gays think about feminine penises?

I am marrid and sexually frustrated. I am trying to convince my wife to let me have a buddy I can jerk off with to relieve the frustration. What arguments should I use to make my case?

I'm gay for feminine penis.

Its rare. It has happened to me before but only twice. Gay men know what its like to suck dick and take dick as well as give dick. So we tend to clean those areas up more than straight men because they dont know what its like to suck a dirty cock, fuck a dirty ass, etc etc.

Personally, i skip lunch and dinner to avoid messes later that night. I use my fingers and some unscented bar soap (like dove) to clean my ass. Then when i dry off, i use unscented wet wipes (not the flushable kind because those are thin and tear easily.) Then dry it up again using toilet paper. I do all this around an hour before the expected sex. The fresher you are, the better you will feel and wont be selfconscious about messes.

>So are you just the exception or what's going on here?
I might be an exception, certainly part of a minority. I know a couple of homos who are annoyed by most things female, but I also know *many, many more* who are the polar opposite.

>Do you not hang out with women at all?
I do on occasion, but I have no close female friends.

>use your fingers
fingers? Shit, I can barely get one in there.

None whatsoever. Just do it. She doesn't need to know.

i like your post

is your finger properly lubricated or are you just trying to jam it in dry?

You feel like there are so many because you notice them more often. Its like muslim girls who wear hijab. You feel like most of them wear it but actually quite a few muslim women dont.

As for why this phenomenon is, i am not sure. Maybe because they identify more with women. I noticed fem gays tend to have more female friends than male. Possibly because they see women attract a lot of male attention so they try to act like them because they also want that attention. I cant say for sure because im not a fem gay.

I do have a masculine looking friend with a fem voice that goes to my gym. But i know he grew up with 3 older sisters so that might explain his voice.

thank you, this does provide some insight.
I think your theory of gay men trying to act like women to attract male attention is pretty good.

Ohhh man thats kind of a specific kink. It can only be applied to specific people.
Personally, im not into it. I like cocks as big and bold as mine. I have ran into small penises and i wouldnt let them assfuck me but i will suck them off out of courtesy. Im sure they will let me ram them too.

well yeah a guy with a feminine penis would most certainly be a bottom.

I mean i can see why it would be hard to make a case because of monogamy. But in regards to your sexuality, not everyone is 100% straight. Not everything is perfectly black and white. Im sure even your wife has thought about other women before in a sexual manner. But she still primarily loves you. The same can be said about you. Its normal. Let her know and ask her if shes ever thought about other women.

As for convincing your wife to let you do anything sexual with another person, male or female, thats a whole different story and i cant really help you there. Sorry bud

Why do you prefer guys over girls. Sexually thst is?
Do you like to look at and play with a nice pair of breasts?
Have you ever tried sticking your dick in a vagina? If not. Then why? Vaginas are litterally tailor made to pleasure penises. So why not stick your dick in one at least once? Im sure you have an objectively physically attractive female friend who would happily have sex with you just so you could try it out. And be able to have sex with you without it being weird. Yknow friend sex.

No. I she is my rock and I'm going to honor my marriage. Btw, her response to the request was that it makes her feel bad because she "isn't enough for me." Honestly, that provokes some anger because she is soing great in her career and puts so much energy into work that she is often too tired for sex....

Make sure you use lube even for your fingers. If not even your fingers try something smaller and lube that up as well. Like a pen (not the writing side).

Hahaha trust me, thats not always the case. You have to find a way to politely decline and try to sell your package to them instead.

fair enough then.

A question for the faggots here.

How does it make you feel when you see your LGBTIBBQ friends stick up for the same religion that throws you off the tops of buildings in Iraq, and hangs you from cranes in Iran, and beheads you in Saudi Arabia and parts of Syria?

>Why do you prefer guys over girls. Sexually thst is?
I'm not one of those BORN THIS WAY fags but that's just how I turned out. Better to embrace it and have fun with it.
>Do you like to look at and play with a nice pair of breasts?
I can appreciate a nice pair of tits the same way you can probably appreciate a nice set of abs on a dude. They just don't do anything for me sexually.
>Have you ever tried sticking your dick in a vagina? If not. Then why? Vaginas are litterally tailor made to pleasure penises. So why not stick your dick in one at least once? Im sure you have an objectively physically attractive female friend who would happily have sex with you just so you could try it out. And be able to have sex with you without it being weird. Yknow friend sex.
Yep, twice. Once was a random when I was 19 and still in the closet, another time was like you said, friend sex when I was 22/23. It felt good but it didn't feel right

why would youwant dick? youre not a girl

I just simply love big muscular men. Its hard to explain. It would be the same as asking you why you prefer women over men. I love cock and big muscles and something about a lot of hair. But i dont speak for all gay men.

I dont like womens breasts but i love plump hard muscular breasts. I knew a very gay man who still loved womens breasts tho. Everyone is different.

I have. Thats when i knew it wasnt for me. And its not just the vagina but women as a whole package. Not for me at all. My bf also dated 3 women before he realized he was gay. He isnt into penetration much, vaginal or anal, but he loves blowjobs. He says men give better blowjobs than women because we know what we like when we are getting sucked off.

Best question

Every religion has a violent and a peaceful side. I know my friends would never do that to me or my fellow brothers. When they defend religion i know they arent defending the radical violent sides of it.
So i dont really care. I am a christian and i know a lot of churches who hate us. But i also know of many churches like mine who embrace the entirety of the LGBTQ spectrum.

Religion is like a 25 cent coin. It has two different sides, but the value of it will always be 25 cents.

I dont really care. Meh ya know?

Nothing beats the feeling of a big fat cock in your mouth, to the sound of deep manly moans. I dont need to be a girl to appreciate that

So how often do you douche? Like, are gay dudes perpetually ready for anal sex? Do you guys douche if you think you may be fucking (or getting fucked) that day/night?

>How does it make you feel when you see your LGB(fuck all that other shit) friends stick up for the same religion that throws you off the tops of buildings in Iraq
Sick. And they aren't my friends. They'd benefit society by moving to those countries they defend and getting chucked off a roof. Those people are fucking idiots and don't speak for me.

I use a shower shot. I'll clean out beforehand if I know sex is going to happen. When it happens on the fly it takes like ten minutes in the bathroom before you're good to go.

Would Sup Forums fuck my ass?

Probably as often as women shave right before they expect to have sex.
I dont douche or use an enema. Some people do. Everyone has their own cleaning/prepping routine.

Gay sex is kinda harder than vaginal sex. So you KINDA have to plan it, but not really. So when you catch the hint that you might have sex later, then you start preparing for it. But we dont, at least not me, perpetually keep it clean 24/7 waiting for sex. If i know we are for sure, then yeah i will. I expect him to do the same for me. One time my bf went to the gym for 3 days, and didnt shower for 3 days. The only way you could tell was from his somewhat greasy hair. In the heat of the moment i sucked his dick and realized quite quickly he hadnt showered. I didnt say anything because it would have ruined the moment but i did tell him afterwards and i dont let him live it down lol

What's your cleaning routine in preparation for anal sex?

What about having children tho? Would you guys ever ask a female friend to bear a child for you using your own sperm as genetic material to make the baby?

Too fem for me. Sorry user
I like mine very masculine and almost bara

I'm straight but I've always been curious about being face fucked and forced to swallow jizz. What's it like?

How do you keep your dick hard when all you can smell is shit?

I kinda mention mine in this post I do all that in the shower and the wipes right after i get out

What do gay guys think when they see a woman's ass or breasts? Would a really manly woman do it for you?

Her rule is "no third parties." This causes some resentment on my part, because she has a lower sex drive, therefore has no use for sex outside marriage. If it helps, I lost my virginity late in life and have very little sexual self-confidence. She is overweight and, I believe, wants fidelity for the same reason. She has, in the past, told me "if you want to have sex with someone else, go for it!" When I asked her if it was OK, she said "No." I asked her why and she said "Because I thought about it." So the problem here is that neither party sees the other's side...see what you have to look forward to in gay marriage, faggots?

Also, I'm not hung up on the "gay/straight" thing. I had a same-sex experience (blew a guy and vice versa) when I was hard up, before meeting wifey. I told my wife, and my take is "if that makes me gay, then I'm gay." I don't think there's anything wrong with being gay. I want an intimate relationship with another guy...this isn't only about relieving frustration.

>this isn't only about relieving frustration.

thats not what you said before though