Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claimed.

Hmm.
Maybe I'll do that on my next Tinder account. I factory reset my phone yesterday. Do you say that in your profile text too, or just in chat? How do you make it work?

Hand holding is despicable.

still here
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which would be?
Uh hi
Uh thanks I think
I hope so but lets see what i make first

>tfw out of embarassed Louise pictures

...I'm in love...
But it sounds like you messed up and now you gotta do more!
How lewd..Well, I'm sure Hanako will love it~

Ain't it? Enjoying that sweet sweet eurobeat?

I realize this now! But eh, I'm getting it done now!

Oh, no, I didn't. I'm simply waiting on the part to come in.

How are you?

Well, there is 'International business and finance' and 'business and operations'

I'll remember that for next time, but for now i have to get to sleep. Sorry Tomoko. And i was really looking forward to hearing all the lewd things you were thinking about too...

See, that wasn't so hard~. Anyway i'm heading to sleep now.

You, baka!

I'm fucking bored to tears! How about you?

See

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I say actual stuff about me, but depending on the girl (usually her bio) i'll say if I'm just wanting to bang her, or actually wanting to meet up.
Usually the funny girls warrant a date.

I just say whatever I'm thinking without hesitation. Girls tend to like that.

I've had that fucking song in my head for the past 6 days now. I never knew until recently when you came along what this song was from, it used to be a song in Garry's Mod Racer that you could set your radio to play, just the tune part. Loved that shit.

I'm gonna be runnin' in the 90's

You could have done that when fixing the engine! But no!

Best YN fangame girl? Claimed.

Motivation is totally hard too, though. There's a lot of art I gotta do..
Hmmm...Are you sure?
Was too.
Good night, Hanako!

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZAcDOuPxMyQ

Those sound boring to me sorry
Good night hanako. I may be able to entertain you
What its just an honest question
Like what?

And I answered honestly. I want to move on to someone like you.

I know, but they are the best compared to the other 7 classes I have.

Join the club! Just sitting and waiting for something fun to happen

youtu.be/CBDZg1Jb_T4

I see. I've always tried to build conversations and ask to meet up in a park or mall but the girls either talk and never talk about meetup plans, or just fade away.
My profile mentions many of my hobbies, but I also mentioned sex in the profile.
Well, next profile I do will be entirely sex-oriented, since meetups, dates, and friendships didn't happen.
Thanks for the idea!

This place is so boring. Nothing ever happens here.

Goodnight everyone.

Goodnight Louise.

>one more lewd for you~.
I'm certain you will. Goodnight Tomoko.

Well, the redraw of this
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Maybe some Louise n' Chara art
and I have a lot of OCs I wanna make pictures of
Also Yu gi oh art
this is a good youtube video
There's a site my friend showed me I can't remember now where they have a whole buncha different noises and you can make a mix
I had like, a stream, some birds, some wind through a tree..It was nice.

Bye

Ya, nah, now you're hooked m8. You're never getting off the ride!

But I never needed to fix the engine!

Yes, I'm positive! Although I may grab a new fuel pump at some point just for safety reasons.

>Yu gi oh art
youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE

Why have I somehow acquired the only impersonator that seems to be comically bad at what he does?

Ah I see. That isnt exactly good for someone like me though
Ugh thats so many
Thank you and goodnight
Thats a lot of hobby stuff, maybe try to do one before the week ends

How so? I'm living in a small village where nothing happens.

Maybe because he's your fan? Or he's just an asshole.

The good thing is that I hardly have to visit my university.

I found a 72 minute looping dishwasher on Spotify.
Well you needed to fix something major. Maybe you should have done it then! Nyeh!

I don't know.

I know, but it'll be good for me and that's all that matters.

That sounds nice and peaceful, we should trade places.

I don't know, but he can't even copy my damn speech patterns even slightly. I feel bad enough that I almost wanna teach the guy how to pretend to be me.

That..seems like an important thing to be putting off to 'at some point'
but I still haven't changed dat tire so what do I know
>Calling me a nerd
>after nerding about cars so hard all the time

Because you're popular!

Each drawing takes me at least a week to do, and that's working on it every day
also wrong pic, this is what I'm gonna redraw
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I..Well, hey, if it chills someone out, I'm not gonna judge.

That is a nice plus for sure
Well have you thought about how you want to do it?
Thats cute. Ah I hope you at least find the motivation to get started then

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Its surprisingly calming for me. Rhythmic thumps, the churning of the water...
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>the only impersonator that seems to be comically bad at what he does?
Why would you expect him to imitate you 'correctly' when no one really knows who you are for being new in the first place?

It's just really odd.

Maybe, though I wonder if it's me that's popular.

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Honestly I'd recommend not making it sex oriented, don't think that would work. Just be honest with the girl when you first message her.

I don't want off Mr.Bones wild ride. Have I told you how comfortable my genuine torn up bride bucket seat is?

Oh? You like small villages? I've always preferred big cities.

Any idea why he started impersonating you.

Staying in bed till 10/11 am sure is fun

Why do I instantly think of nyoron~?

But I've been honest. My profiles have said I'm looking for friendship, dates, sex, or anything, and that got me none of those things.
I just seem to only get guys, even though I want girls too.

Of course. I thought about doing it with you.

He's going to wear your face and make out with Mako.

I want to get caught faster.

Why do you like cities?

It was a radiator hose, which was super easy, and right on top of the engine. This is the fuel filter, which is at the bottom corner. Much more of a pain in the ass to get to.

The one I have in there works just fine, but due to how dirty the filter were, I'm certain it'll need replacing sooner rather than later, but it still works fine so there's no point in replacing it yet.
If that tire blows and you end up in the hospital, I'll be sure to visit.... so I can yell "I TOLD YOU SO" at the top of my lungs.

Nope, how gud is it m8?
>I really need a bucket seat with my driving style.

I expect him to not try to get past Mako with a poor impersonation at least.

>though Mako is as dense as a black hole, so it might actually have worked a few times

None at all.

Why is that your immediate response?

That it is
I meant specifics

Claim

I mean, that's what I would do.

Well it will involve a lot of pain.

'Get caught faster'? I like big cities because it's much easier there to go from A to B and because there you can buy anything you need.

Well, then tey asking him some time.... or just ignore him

I figured youd want to draw it out

But why?

I have before, it didn't work.

Is that supposed to be Taihou?

Shouldnt you have changed the oil first thing and noticed this?

It's hard to explain I guess, everyone talks to people differently. It could also be your area and such, I'm in Japan so I have +1 to foreigner points

It's great, the seat looks like shit but it's great. Getting in and out of it.... Not so great. I love sharp turns in it.

Do you also like people?

Oh yeah I plan on entertaining myself for as long as you hold on.

I haven't really though about it, I think it's kind of cute to be someone else and live their life for a while.

Yes.

I don't know, living as someone else seems suffocating to me.

What if you get caught?

I'm sure he'll eventually get bored of impersonating someone on an internet forum.

Euhm... I like a few people, buy there are also a ton I dislike.

Woah.
I'm a whole new kind of slow.

Me too..There's other hobby stuff, but that's it for art.
I like to keep busy.
I personally always just use music for ambiance, to be honest.
Why wouldn't it be?
And what happens if it gets too dirty?
It's more of a money thing, to be honest. My mother will pay for it after it blows out, but not before. I'm willing to risk death/hospitalization for the price of two tires

You wouldn't want to live as Mako for a little while?

I would cry and plan my escape from prison to be with you again.

Cities have too many people and I hate it.

Sleep sucks

Shit I have to go.

Makes sense. I usually blame it on my area being very heavily christian.

It's not like it even bothers me, it just confuses me. You'd think he's actually put the effort in, you know.

I only talk to a handful of people here.

On the one hand, if I did then I could do things to Mako. On the other hand, it wouldn't be me doing things to Mako.

I tend to sleep better without it. I use some music for relaxing. But I mostly use it for riding and working. Fuck yeah.

Well dont forget a bit of downtime here and there
I think we have different outlooks on things
bye

Bye.
It was fun to briefly talk to you.

Then I guess it's just to annoy you.

So? People know of you!
I prefer sleeping in as close to silence as possible and a ticking clock.
Tbh, as much as I have I could be doing, more often than not I'm just here posting

Eh? What would changing the oil have to do with the fuel filters?

Getting in and out of my car is already a pain in the ass. But I'd deal with it if I didn't have to use my door as a brace in sharp cornering.

It stops working and my car stalls. I go buy a new pump, and replace it.
>Thinks life isn't worth the price of 2 tires
I'll be sure to let Chara know that.

posting is a nice way to spend your time

I cant do ticking. Repetetive noise keeps me awake.
I dunno. You're the one who should know these things.

Today I looked in the mirror and saw that the purple beneath my eyes is so vivid it looks like make-up.
But I look like this most days.

Atleast you got it eventually.

I remember when I first started working. I would still stay up most of the night and people would ask me if I was alright and all that

That would be bad if you were far from home.
Hey, it's very unlikely that I will perish from the tire. I don't drive like you, I chill and take my time
Mm, it is really pleasant

There is literally nothing to do with each other!

When do I ever go far from home?
Too late, enjoy the yelling.

You're literally nothing to do with them!

It's really relaxing for me, to be honest.
Well, you will come see me sometime, that's pretty far

Why must you make her yell at me

I can't keep my eyes closed and I am really tempted to drink a glass of coffee and skip sleeping tonight.
youtube.com/watch?v=J8uGT0QAhVc

Nou!

Plenty of auto stores on the way. And while it may be a pain, that is something I can fix on the road.

Because apparently my yelling isn't getting through to you.

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Well, it's good you got it taken care of, then.

Like I said, it's probably fine. I don't drive very fast or recklessly or anything

I'm not sure driving fast or recklessly is the problem...

some day mako wouldn't be able to tell the difference between us

I can give you some pointers if you want, your attempt is nowhere near good enough at the moment.

I've blown a tire out before, there was just a small jerk, a loud noise, and everything was okay.

I'll bring it up with my mother next time I see Mako and have a nice excuse.
'oh, my car friend mentioned my tire again and yelled at me a bit that if I blow out I could maybe die so maybe we should get that fixed'

i just want people to like me the way they like you

Fair. To me this kind of thing is more of a better safe than sorry thing.

I'm not sure that I'm the person that you should be comparing yourself to. I tend to find that a lot of people know me more as Mako's girlfriend than as an actual person.

There's much better ways to become liked on a community like this.

We are now the same. Now and forever.

I'm talking to Anya.

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Why though?

Because I love you.

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That's your reason?

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