I have 5000$ to invest, wat do Sup Forums ?

I have 5000$ to invest, wat do Sup Forums ?

Save it.
Use it when you need it most.

I have a well-paid job and don't think I'll lose it.
That's why I want to invest it.

Buy 5000, $1 McDonalds coffees one after another

Penny stocks

That's not investing nigger.

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Buy some sweet rims, brah.

invest in industrial sex toys

Just by land

buy 5000 of nintendo stock

>real actual advice

Put it in a traditional IRA and save yourself (your EFFECTIVE tax rate * 5000) dollars off your federal return next year. About the wisest thing you could do.

look around shops aswell as online for products on sale
stuff like skylander figures
toys
video games
ornaments
whatever..
then sell on ebay for a little under the origional retail price

i made £7000 from 2k on thise skylanders
tesco was selling them at £5
i resold them online at £36.99

Long ES, Short CL

bitcoin..ffs

all in perspective, unwitting user

Hand out a 5000 loan at a 1% interest rate, maturity date 1 year from then.

Sell your claim for 5045.

Repeat.

BITCOIN

yeah invest in bit coin. bit coins gonna be huge soon and you are going to make so much money from it.

kek

Pot Noodle. Enough said.

ferk year!