Alright Sup Forums, I need to make about $1000 in the next 10 days

Alright Sup Forums, I need to make about $1000 in the next 10 days.

No prostitution or drugs.

Any ideas?

Bump for strong interest

sell your kidneys

Steal it

Stores. Not people.

If you're in Canada, donate a testicle for $35,000.00

Start by selling everything you have faggot

It would need to be your testicle by the way, don't steal one

I'm not Canadian, and I don't really want to sell my body parts if I can avoid it.
I don't have a lot of valuables, besides my car, and I can't sell that.

dont go stealin testicles now

How would one go about stealing testicles to sell to Canada ?
Asking for a friend

do insider stock trading
i can give u sm legit tips if u want

Ok so have you considered burglary?

sell skins innit

Does camwhoring count as prostitution?

rob smone using an atm

Seems complicated, I'm looking for something simple that I can just make a quick buck off of.
Haven't tried it. I wouldn't really know what to look for or how to sell off any valuables I find.

Time for casino

There is a really good copy-pasta for car burglary. Basically everyone is shit at locking their car, you find a good area and just ransack open cars. The guide includes where to look and what you can can't sell. I don't have it but somebody might.

Are you retarded?
>steal from store
>store claims on insurance
>insurance premiums increase

Whatever amount you steal, if you steal it from.a store, they will lose more out of pocket eventually than if you steal it from a person.

You understand that a person owns that store right?

Does Canada accept foreign testicles?
I sure as fuck don't need 2 of them?

u hv sand nigger in ur basement ?

Let's all pretend you don't have a device you're using to post on the internet that you could sell.

found the store owner

...

>insider trading
>sharing tips
You're a fucking idiot taking shit using words you don't understand

if you're not cool with selling your car (or redundant body parts), you're not in a serious need of the money.

wörk a whole week of full time shift

You'd make more begging on a street corner.

My PC is worth about $200-$300 max.

I'm blue eyed white and would trade a ball for that amount of cash

what do u need the money for ?

> found the nigger

Here is a great scam that some couple supposedly ran for years. Go to a walmart. Take something small and expensive. Open the box of something large and inexpensive. Put the expensive thing in the box of the inexpensive. Buy the inexpensive thing.

Either try to return the expensive thing (use a different walmart, claim it was a gift) or pawn it.

i only do stock trading in gta 5

Its true, you can make some serious bank begging in the right part.

Also you can try Busking if you have a decent skill (singing, instrument, street magic, etc)

You don't think 20%-30% of your goal amount is worth it?

You don't really need money then.
You are just scamming.

That's lame as fuck.

You just search for thrown receipts from that day, walk in and grab all that stuff then walk out.

Go to a different store and refund it all.

checked

have you had a blood test in the last 6 mo?

If so sell your sperm. $34-50 a pop so basically your average nightly would get you there in a day

A good beggar can make more than the average US worker.

It doesn't mean they make good money, but in comparison to US minimum wage a bum can clean up.

I just need to pay off some debt real quick and don't want the DA on my ass. I know I'm not going to make enough money to pay it so I'm looking for ideas.

Sperm donation is limited per area to prevent inbreeding

The hell are you working that makes 1k in a week?

my rule is never steal from anything that isn't incorporated.

You need money to get the DA off you?
That doesn't make sense...

Explain youself OP

What does that even mean?

so make a road trip out of it.

sell csgo skinss

The state's been sending me letters telling me that I need to pay debt (plus collection fees) or they'll come after me (wage garnishing, probably more fees).

I just need some quick cash to get them off my back.

individual? mom and pop shop w a small business license? - don't steal

target? walmart?- fuck em

Make $100 a day for the next 10 days

Go do what mexicans do. Do some odd jobs or landscaping. There will a lot of 30 bucks to move this shit where I need it jobs for these people and their associates too.

Finding odd jobs and projects is a totally different skill set. You can be a great buisnessman that used to be a great burgerflipper and its still something you can not learn.

whole new meaning to Trail of Tears

I'm guessing travel and living cost would outvalue the payments.

I'm just guessing in that though.

Underage b&

Get a job that pays $10/hour. Work 10 hours everyday for 10 days.
Faggot.

What do you owe on that the states trying to collect?

This sounds suspicious OP.

Post pics of the letters or GTFO

Suck Own cock once a day for 10 days...
give the guy money after each time you suck you own cock..
in 10 days win!

if your not working id say sit some ware and look like your homeless your not going to just 1000s in 10 days but heck you dont konw yo mite get like 300$ to 400$ how it dipens on how good you are at being a bum and geting hand outs

That seems good for an idiot.
But all theft from this year gets factored into next year's product prices.

So by doing that, You are essentially stealing from the customers, which probably includes you.

>I don't know what taxes and living costs are

Easy
Sell your soul

Online Sportbetting if you got some knowledge about some kinds of Sport, but you need some start money like 50 dollar

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10 days sore ass, bills paid off. become faggot

This nigga owes child support or he didn't pay a small claims lawsuit he lost.

I also would like to know.

Fuck of faggot, if I didn't think I legit owed I wouldn't be here asking for advice on Sup Forums.

Find the phone number for general hospital in Ottawa and ask if it would work

Well we can assume he already has living costs, so factoring income tax he just need a $12 an hour job.

Would be easy as fuck in any country other than burgerland

Any other developed nation it's actually impossible to earn $12 an hour due to minimum wage

Either that or State Income Tax he owes.

WTF is the deal of you already have a job?

i'm not a customer if I'm stealing it am i?

Fuck that.

He wants money, he posts the letter.
Not hard to censor any personal details.

I'd be happy to throw 100 or so to someone that needs it if I'm convinced they actually need it.

You're probably right if OP isn't just straight up scamming.

Tie up a dude, slice open their scrotum and snip off one testicle and staple the scrotum back with an office stapler and let him go

Yet you didn't post the letter like I asked.
Wonder why that is?

Well that's the thing.

A District Attorney won't go after you unless you don't pay child support, don't pay a lawsuit you lost, or they're going after back taxes.

That's pretty much it.

So he's either lying about the DA or it's one of those things... but again; if he has a job... even $10 an hour, it wouldn't be too hard to come up with $1000.

What?
Do ameriburgers pay tax from their income AFTER receiving their income?

Because it doesn't fucking matter. I asked how to make some quick cash without selling all my shit. Not to give my life's fucking story.

Last time I ask you faggots for help.

Take a small loan of a 1000 dollars.


Problem solved

You steal everything you need to survive?

Not unless you're a nigger you don't.
And if you're a nigger you can just kill yourself now

you just get the rest at a mom and pop store

Yes.

You can elect to not have any withheld, then you have to pay it all by Tax Day.

Or you can elect for your employer to take out the taxes and pay on your behalf.

That's how people get refunds on tax day. Their employers withhold more than they should, so when you file your taxes you usually end of getting money back.

Fuck man... check out craigs list or some shit for odd-ball/ handyman jobs.

TAKE A BANK LOAN!

What a faggot.
Wants ideas for quick money without sex or drugs.
That only leaves donations.

I was prepAred to send you at least 100 if you just showed me why you needed it.

Your irrational anger as a result of asking for proof just says to.me you're a lying cunts that's running a scam...

What's the problem with posting a pic of a letter with any persinal.details censored?

Unless there is no letter to post

>this is going to go back on the card ok

uhhh

That's sketchy.

Here it's deducted before pay, and we get a refund at tax time.

I can only imagine how many people get financially fucked by choosing to pay all tax at the end of financial year.

Even allowing that seems irresponsible

dont you have better pepe than that?

could you be less of a jew please?

kill yourself

u can pretend to be a girl on snapchat or some shit

No.
I need it in cash because bank payments can take between 24-72 hours.
I can't be without my money for even 24 hours.

It's YOUR money.
They can't tell you how you will get it...
The best they can do is out it on a gift card so the money stays in that company.

Not a problem.since you never spent it to begin with.

It's allowed.

In fact, the Federal and State governments can take YEARS to actually figure out that you haven't payed as long as you don't make a lot of money.

Bill Gates forgets to pay... Red Flag.

Joe Shlubb making $50,000 a year doesn't pay... they might not catch it for some years later.

But that's just income tax. A lot of Taxes come from Businesses, so that totally fucking strict.

ebay

No response to this op?
It seems a fair point

Still seems sketchy to me.
Someone can underlay or not pay and eventually taxman says give me this much.

Seems way too easy for someone to not save enough throughout the year to pay the tax they owe at the end of it...

Just seems like a system that's setting you up to fail.

if you play any instrument this will be easy go. you can always hit some paint cans and pretend to be saving up for some drumming kit

You sound like you need to organize your finances better.

That's the way it is in America.

But like I said, most people elect to have their employers take out money every paycheck, so they don't have to worry about saving it.

But some taxes like Social Security and Medicare are always taken out. It's just the actual income-tax tax portion that you can elect not to have taken out.

He sounds like a drug dealer, imho.