My parents are scientologists, how should i kill them?

my parents are scientologists, how should i kill them?

Kifflom, brother brother

throw them into a volcano

Don't kill them. Be proud that they found the only way to make it in Hollywood without being a bitch to the gays.

kys, they double suicide out of sadness.

all u gotta do is kys

Tell them you're converting into a Jahova's Witness and watch them have strokes

Report them to the higher-ups and claim they're secretly planning to flee the church. The Scientologists will take care of them for you.

With kindness

nah dont kill them, go along with it and get some dirt on the church, then release it and kill the scientology pope

convince them that they have MU's
fail them on confronting
never ending contact assists
convince them of their never ending O/W's
make them rethink their admin scales
throw all their dynamics so far out, that death is the only option

All they need is to put a price on salvation. Just join the Epsilon Program, it's just so simple.

Yea go along with it and get dirt.

Release a small documentary in their name about how shitty Scientology is so they get labeled suppressive persons and Scientology kills them

obey the trips

wow, Sup Forums knows quite a bit about scientology. could it be that they have an active presence here?

Dont know about here but theyve had shill threads on r9k before

Are you going to sacrifice them to Tom Cruise? If so, find a psychiatrists office and stab them there.

then it's true, r9k really is full of faggots

Kill them with cold hard facts

Punch 'em right in the thetan levels

No arguments here

>here
everywhere

Pt. 2
sauna program didnt work, left over toxins
withholding their feelings
if they cough or sneeze, give ethics exam
convince them that family members are SP
convince mom she is PTS and someone at curch is the SP
MEST work is also easy to justify
just keep them working to death

with science

get estranged for speaking out against the church. tell everyon what gigantic cunts your parents are.

Are you a scientologist? If not, are you banned from talking to them?

Using a fleet of D-8 airplanes full of nukes to set off a volcano, and lava their Xenu-hating asses to death.

get into the office
find their folders
during sessions the IC will keep important notes and cognitions in red pen
you will find blackmail material forsure

What are their names? I want their fucking names.
*me in the middle

also session reports are usually the longer pieces of paper

fucking nigger

> Brazzers

no. they avoid me

This is the best way to get your parents back.

Scientologists have their own jail in california - in which they imprison their own for offenses against the church or their beliefs

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what is it a voluntary jail? I dont see how this could be legal otherwise.

Hit them repeatedly with a bible and an encyclopedia.

Ain't no one gonna check this miracle of fucking divine intervention?

Yes, a voluntary jail. Except it's involuntary in the sense that these sad people who have been raised since childhood in the church don't know that they can escape the church.

Because they are beaten and locked up and told how bad they are. And if they leave, they'll never get to see their family again because the family will be forced to disown them.

Technically voluntary to aviod legal issues. But they make your life hell if you try to escape

such filth should not be allowed to exist in the USA