When I see a girl I'm attracted to my first thought is I want her to shit in my mouth and watch me eat it...

When I see a girl I'm attracted to my first thought is I want her to shit in my mouth and watch me eat it. I'm not sure if this is normal thought behavior. This happens several times a day. It's been like this for awhile now but the urge is growing stronger almost to a need. Again not sure if its normal or how to get over it.

So basically any advice?

end it youre disgusting

I don't find a sexy girl shitting disgusting. I think it's the sexiest thing.

That's a fuckin shit scoop job... so obviously fake

y that turd is shittaly done

Shitpost /thread

I don't care I just want a sexy girl to shit in my mouth. How do I go about it? I've set up Craigslist adds but they get flagged and deleted. I contacted a sexy girl off Backpage but she asked for way to much money.

more scat! please!!

I like when my gf shits in my cock and I get to masturbate with it

Go on....

seems like something Karl Pilkington would say

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Me so hungry

I often wonder how people can find each other attractive knowing that dirty, smelly shit comes out of them

I'd smell those soles and suck her toes, but would go nowhere near that shit. Is this normal?

The girls I find attractive I want to eat their dirty smelly shit. I also fantasize about sucking their dirty tampons.

It is if you're European.

but I'm saying NORMAL people just ignore the fact that someone could have shit on their asshole right at the moment they are hitting on them and at some point during that day, a big juicy turd is going to slip out of their anus. They could have shit all smeared up in their ass cracks. How do people just ignore that?

you and I.. we're kindred spirits, OP

I don't ignore it. I think about all the time and a lot of times I have to go into a bathroom stall to jack off because I'm chatting with a girl while thinking about being her toilet.

I know what you're saying and have actually wondered the same, however, this is not the first thing I'd say to OP, being that he apparently likes that kind of thing.

Don't worry OP, it's quite normal thought behavior. Many more guys want to eat a girl's shit than will ever admit, even online. There is a natural attraction to shit, as we can see with animals. Couples do it all the time, but they never talk about it, or even post about it online. Maybe someday we will get over our shit fears and be able to embrace it as normal sexual behavior.

Personally, I have eaten shit about 1,000 times, with about 7 girls, and the girls love making out with me after I do it. Girls won't admit it, but that really turns them on.

No, it's not normal but it's a not-that-uncommon fantasy/paraphilia. So if you can try it out, go ahead, man.

Jesus Christ, look how fucking dirty that damn room is. That's fucking disgusting. She really needs to stop pooping all over the place and clean up the fucking floor and get a mop. smh.

Assuming this isn't bait, my questions are:
Why don't you indulge in these acts and fantasies on you're own? Why do you need everybody to be like you in order to feel content?

My bad: *your own

It's hard to redefine our fetishes. Sometimes the best way is to avoid porn of sex for a while (espicially shit porn in your case) and let your sex drive reset.

I NEEDED my wife to fuck a huge cooked guy then take my sloppy, loose fitting thrusts after. Because it was not going to happen (she is mega tight) I had to do this to have a more normal sex life.