/balt/ + /ausnz/

By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part forty-seven.

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:DD

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Who is Nicolas

>tfw too intelligent for friends, gf or any kind of social life

not worried per se, just I wish I had done this already so I would have an entire day free of shit to do

Anime

whoa lewd

you can still have the entire day free of shit to do and do the assignments tomorrow night

what's it about?

Royale palace was alright btw.
Way too many people though

Wish I could think like that, it always sits there, in the back of my head if I put it off instead of doing it.

just some standard uni work, assignments. Have to make a small program, that's all, thing is they want me to use this weird-ass method that I doubt anyone uses anywhere (I guess it's a small introduction into something else we will be working with, that will make stuff easier to do in the long run) so I still have to learn what the fuck is up with that.

I'd kill myself desu

sounds like a plan

Sure is Lithuania in here

143 IQ

I am Baltic Prussian

>2017
>most of people itt are stil in uni/school
do you ever grow up?

Baltoslavic you mean

WE
youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE

*bang*

>Lithuanians care about some dumb broad who got killed
LOL

Its impossible to be baltic prussian because they are extinct

I thought you are neet

i'm gonna bully her

I'm NEETer Pan, I never grow up

aka the worst prussians

I am an Australian Prussian.

leftist beyeeetas

why are you still awake, wagecuck?

>Austral*ans genuinely believe they live in """"""God's"""""" country

beyeta detected

You're all fags!

Do you ever plan on living here

It's a lot better than living in Allah's country

Yeah maybe

Say what you want, the UK is infinitely more civilised than Australia can ever dream of becoming.
t. lived over 10 years in australia

>žirgo galvos slang

Nesapratu

ej bekot uz krieviju

WE

>scatvian-amer*can

Not gonna lie, I'm genuinely disgusted here

I am not one bit Latvian, stop that.

Hmm

same, nobody takes him seriously here though

worst namefag itt

thigh highs are my fetish

That's not really a fetish

So why are you here ?

it's a really vanilla one

very good taste 2bh

>tfw too smart to be attracted to 3DPD

>tfw a literal fucking genius

...

what do you think about striped thigh thighs

'Cause Latvia is full of cool cats

Commonly worn by traps

thigh highs*
fug
true

hot hot hot
I don't really have a preference, I just care that they are thigh high socks.
My friend once wore them when we went for some ice cream, I seriously considered confessing love even though I don't really like her

You spelled Lithuania wrong

Is this what they mean by "a cat is fine too"?

>even though I don't really like her
Kodėl ?

I've known her for a long time and can safely say that she is not my type for a gf. For a friend - great, love her; for a gf - not so much

normalfags are not allowed in this general
T. King of /balt/

UK is depressing and smoggy unlike Australia.

>T.

Fuk off newfag

>For a friend - great, love her
Nzn to jausmo, paaiškink

O gal tu išrankus ?

can i be ur fairy?

Chinese immigration bring many smog

i was in 2014.

UK is depressing compared to Australia ? Really no.

Australia is full of fucking idiots who think that being loud and obtuse is a basis for a strong argument

wtf?

Lithuania gets points for inventing Cili Pica, but Latvia is out of sight.

>čili pica

Negře, prosím

Fun fact: Estonia has technically been at war with China and won. Around 500 Chinese troops have died on Estonian soil

apgaudinėjo savo paskutinį draugą (buvau tiek jos draugo, tiek jos pačios best friend, tai abudu išsipasakodavo savo negandas man). Nepasitikiu ja.

O šiaip žiauriai linksma, šneki ir mes labai gražiai, na, tiesiog, tinkam.

Nežinau, gal ir išrankus, nes ji tikriausiai pasikeitė nuo to laiko, bet man sunku atsikratyt tos nepasitikėjimo ja nuojautos. Pasitikėjimas kitu žmogumi man šventas dalykas, čia toks autizmo proveržis pas mane šiuo klausimu. Jei ne tai, tikriausiai būčiau kažką bandęs rišt, nes mudu jau turbūt visi pažįstami įsivaizdavo poroje, kas šiek tiek awkward būna, kai kažkas užsimena "oi kokie judu faini dviese, turėtumėt susitikinėt"

It's 23:30 in Moscow
Why are you still awake, wagie?

>cili pica
have some standards, lad

fuck off , stop larping
>Being lithuanian version of mikoto
>believing he's prussian
>Thinking like he owns the place

Good value for their bigass 50cm picas.

About to go to work, thoughts?

rihanna

I have American pizza standards, but they usually have to be lowered when I visit. They have Pizza Hut in Latvia now, which is pretty alright, but it's far from the best I've had.

>working on the lords day

nothing really popping in the ol' noggin

>thinking like he owns the place
>thinking

>I just woke up from a 13hour long sleep
Wew wtf my day/night cycle is fugged

why is she bullying her... ;_;
good morning

NO BULLY TRUDE!!!

I have woken up and literally had no idea if it was 8.00 in the morning or 8.00 in the evening

>why is she bullying her...
That's me on the right in /balt/ and everyone else in /balt/ on the left

have you looked in the window, haha
why are you bullying everyone

slut

At this time it was dark both at 8am and 8pm

Nu dabar aš suprantu tave. B-bet g-gal gali pasidalinti jos nuotrauką ?

oh, i see
it's not that dark here in the morning right now as it was during winter

because it's day off tomorrow, idiot.
so they aren't autistic which is good.

they must be friends somewhere in their secret chat.

nope, bet galiu pasakyt, kad man, asmeniškai, ji super sexy, stiprus 8. Geresnius balus renka tik modeliai, kurie susiję su mano fetish'ais.

pora pažįstamų minėjo, kad ji 6-9 jiems, na tai tikriausiai visai padoriai atrodo, jei vidurkį imtume. Parodyčiau kokios nors aktorės ar šiaip merginos foto, kuri panaši į ją, bet visiškai nieko nerandu, soriukas, drauguži, šiąnakt teks tampyt prie eilinio porno :(

why would I reply to someone who doesn't even bother to put "?" at the end of the sentence?

are you going to spend it cleaning your house, buying food and washing your clothes ??? :DDDDD
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Sorry...