How do i shave ass hair

how do i shave ass hair

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With a razor

but how
i have tried but it didnt work

Why do you want to?

It's like shaving your face except you're shaving your ass

its actually not posible

shit sticks to it when i take a shit and my girlfriend doesnt like it

But you know its there for a reason right?
Also; wipe your ass better you fucking clown

Hair removal cream. Do the actual hole last cuz you'll need to be careful and the hole is kind of a 2 man job (a girlfriend is handy but this is Sup Forums)

no, actually, we dont
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What purpose does ass hair serve besides making me need more TP?

what would the globalist propaganda machine know ?

Oh fuck well if a GENUINE YOUTUBE VIDEO says it then its fucking true ammirite? Also jet fuel cant melt steel beams and all the bees are on the dark side of the moon.
Latest science stuff finds anal hair is there to act as a natural lubricant, a bearing even, to stop your ass chaffing. Makes sense if you apply just a little logic. That and the fact your ass chaffs when you shave it off...

Like this in front of a mirror.

i dont have a mirror
i live in an apartment with bathroom and kitchen/bedroom in one
bathroom has no mirror

>And on the Seventh day, God made ass hair.

Stop being selfish and tell your gf that she doesn't need to eat it next time.

True story;
I almost lost my dick because i shaved my ass

I always assumed it was itchy cos itvwas growing back but the friction idea makes more sense

shaving makes it itchy as fuck after it grows back but if you really want to, what you should do is get one of those 3-blade gillette refills, hold that in your fingertips, and gently glide it along your skin using multiple passes.

Make sure your strokes go away from the butthole. Every time it cuts off hair, it will get clogged so you will have to wipe the hairs off. Make sure you wipe in the opposite direction of the blades.

I used to do it while sitting down in the tub with the shower running so I can just rinse off the hairs. The upkeep was annoying though (itchy!) so now I just pluck them with my fingers and throw them into an envelope while I'm watching netflix.

>anal hair is there to act as a natural lubricant,

>Being this gay.

My glorious ass hair keeps my ass a chafe-free zone.

Have your girl friend wax it off or wax it off your self

why the fuk do i need hair on my ass?

You shouldnt.. I did once, and i ended up sweating like shit on hot days, or if i was sitting on something that didnt breathe. The asshair is there to give you a slight circulation of air, so you can "breathe" what little sweat is generated inside your asscrack.

m8 my ass is like a fucking jungle
i have a receding hairline but this is worse

Trim your ass hair and use it on your head.

You'll need a lot of hair, so it'll keep you trimming!

>*being this bipedal
Move more you fat faggot

Get hair removal cream (Veet or something). Apply in shower, rinse off after prescribed time.

It will tingle a little, but nothing considerable unless you're a muppet and ignore the instructions.

this sounds good
thanks

Why do you need hair on your arms?

Also delete sys32

greentext time

autism/10

Get some moisturizer lotion to apply after, also start using a little talcum powder after you get showered.

>this entire thread

>2 years ago
>always trim n shave ass
>get rash
>meh, just jock rash or something
>rash gets angry, spreads fast
>spreads to dick
>fapping my awesome red dick feels anzing btw
>dick swells to pendulus size
>go see Doc
>drop pants, Docs eyes bulge and he gasps
>"um, user, im calling the hospital and I want you to go straight away"

Cont?

Put some gasoline on the hair and light it on fire keep some water to put it out near you. This the best way to not get razor burn

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make sure to read the label THOROUGHLY before you try it, and test a little bit of it on a small patch of your skin first. Wait about 20-30 minutes after taking it off and if it's not red/overly irritated then you're probably good to go. Do not go over the time it says on the bottle or you will fuck your shit up. If it says 5-6 minutes don't go past 6 or your skin will start to flake off. But this is by far the best way and your ass/nuts will feel great.

Cont, cunt.

Secret of the porn stars

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>get to hospital
>team waiting for me
>emergency surgery team
>they all look at my dick
>they're professional but the flicker of concern on their faces says plenty
>put onto immediate antibiotic drip
>(have an allergic reaction but thats another story)
>monitored every hour for two days
>swelling/rash slowly goes
>diagnosis; impertigo with a super impossed secondry infection of necrotising cellulitis
>cause; a slight nic on my ass cheek and some rogue gut bacteria got in there

One of the team i got friendly with confessed afterwards that they were all betting my dick would have to be removed

DONT SHAVE YOUR ASS

>ass hair is there to stop chaffing
>90% of girls don't have a hairy arse
>90% of girls dont have a chaffed arse hole or cheeks
>the rest of the world aren't fat Americans that suffer constant chaff

Just go get it lazered off permanently, at least then there's no itchy regrowth

Or if your a poor cunt just trim it with a set of clippers

Same team said a week before they had a lad of 26 in, fit as can be, successful with the ladies ever weekend etc type..,
And....they had to remove his cock n balls

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>90% girls dont have a hairy bum
GTFO virgin

Dunno bout you dude but all the girls I've slept don't have hairy arses like this

>Being this much of a virgin

Don't use a razor blaze to shave your ass like you would with your face.

Go buy an automatic hair trimmer that comes with several interchangeable tops. Just cut your ass hair off with that but don't get too close to the hole.

Just spread your cheeks, stand in front of a mirror and turn around and slowly trim the hair so it doesn't look like a fucking jungle.

I do this myself every 2 weeks.

Pic related, it's like $15 at Target.

Obviously this would be strictly for your ass, don't shave your ass with it then use it on the rest of your body. Unless you're a disgusting fuck and don't care.

This is necrotising cellulitis

Petrol and fire

you don't have a fuckin single mirror in the apartment? there is no law saying you can't shave yourself in the bedroom if you have one in there. christ I can't believe you're asking b about this and not googling it or something

I have one of those that came with a bottle of Axe shampoo. It's a tiny little fucker that takes one AA battery. I use that to trim my ass. Very useful.

nair it off.

go to anywhere you can get waxed, have them wax your ass and bleach your ass hole.

Maybe you'll get lucky and stick a finger up there for you as well

Do what Joe does and simply use a mens trimming device outside in the backyard and/or shower. Come wind or water that shit shall be gone

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>chaffing
never knew... Tnx for informing Sup Forums, user!

triple dubs, Kek wills it.

man i wish the chick who waxes my ass would stick a finger up my ass. bitch is so hot id eat the corn out of her shit.

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pic related + a big mirror that you put on the ground