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>multiple garbage threads up
>deletes the cricket thread

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>Error: you have posted banned text

what did they mean by this?

person who started thread probably just got banned and thread autodeleted

I made the thread

*dabs as a sign of protest to the jannies*

>pruning the thread when the last 50-100 posts were all on topic
the state of jannies baka

are you banned?

Take a guess

What is wrong with the fucking jannies holy shit.

cricket is straight

yes?

whats the score of sa vs aus xi?

No

SA - 489

friendly reminder dwayne pretorious is elite and is being left out because he's white

really makes you think

Dhoni is now transcending into the greatest keeper ever in limited overs. When he first came out everyone complained about his keeping technique and how he will eventually fail because keeping is not a 'instinct' job. Boy has he proven everyone wrong. If I am assembling the best ODI team of all time I am ready to put in Dhoni ahead of any keeper because of his play making ability and batting flexibility.

tx man
we are so great that we need to play with this quota handicap to make it fair on you lot

Reminder Faulkner wouldn't make it into the Irish XI

fc batting- 42.04

first class bowling-21.83

really makes you consider the world

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where's this comment from? looks like it's from a literal 12 year old because he forgot gilchrist

He even looks like Mitchell Darsh that's fucked.

Gilly is a very close number 2.
The thing is there are many great openers who can easily replace Gilly. Dhoni is one of the most versatile batsman and can play any position as per the teams demands. He is one of the best finishers ever and if required can play at number 3 or 4.
As far as keeping is concerned I again rate Dhoni ahead of him. He is a play maker and makes this minor things which have huge impact on the game.

Kek no, Darsh has a mong face. That lad is handsome as fuck.

he's literally a posh, handsome, good version of him

How do I get into cricket?

Literally rêddít the post

because gilchrist never walloped down the order in tests?
it's from plebbit right, can't find anything on google, can you link it?

>has 2(two) international caps
>behardien has 76(seventy six)
makes you think huh

you pay for a ticket mate

Change your flag

tune into GEM m8

Gilchrist won't make it in the GOAT ODI XI. There are better openers than him but very few finishers as elite as Dhoni was in his prime.

Gilchrist was overrated as fuck in ODIs. He was neither the first explosive opener, nor was he the first pinch-hitting opening keeper. In his last few years, Sangakkara was better than Gilchrist ever was.

He's clearly talking about ODIs.

>In his last few years, Sangakkara was better than Gilchrist ever was.
autism

how many CWC grandfinals was Sangakkara the MotM in?

but oh yeah fuck he scored a century in a group game against Scotland. Fucking GOAT

yes, but just because he never played down the order in odis doesn't mean he couldn't.

This is an ELITE fucking truth bomb from statslord.

How has the mcg still not found a way to get rid of these bloody seagulls

He's wrong but the timing of getting a man of the match is irrelevant

really need to stop drinking because it makes me stay up all night and listen to shit music and get behind with work

>nor was he the first pinch-hitting opening keeper
name two.

Buttler will be remembered as one of the best loi wk batsman of the generation for sure

>1 fluke innings with outweighs everything else you ever did

Kek. le squash ball 100 is literally the most overrated innings of all time.

Reminder that Sangakkara hit 4 100s in a row, including against le all time ODI GOAT Mitchell Starc. Who exactly did Gilchrist wallop in the most foregone conclusion of a WC final there ever was? Fernando? Maharoof? K-E-K

I like them Tbh
LMAO

He's good but he's not even in the discussion of current batsmen

>performing in the most relevant single in the format is irrelevant
Kys

It's obviously not all that matters, but its a big feather in his cap. He won that match by himself.

friendly reminder justin langer was umpball:the player

Kaluwitharana comes to mind. Can't think of another.

Truth. But I 'd give the edge to QDK

He will be pretty elite by the end.

He just bats too late but is one of the best and most underrated loi finishers.

Anyone that says anything positive about the fucking waste of a slot that is Dhoni needs to be chemically castrated to prevent their casual seed from re-entering the gene pool

>Truth. But I 'd give the edge to QDK
Little man De Kock is a lot more reliable of a player than Buttler but they will both be remembered for different reasons. QDK plays well paced and long while Buttler just comes in and immediately fucks the other team up.

OBJECTIVE GOAT ODI XI

Tendulkar
Amla
Kohli
Richards
de Villiers
Dhoni
Klusener
Wasim
Waqar
Bond
Murali

StatsGOD dropping elite dubs trips truth bombs this evening.

I can present a fallacy just as easily as you can.

How did Sangakkara go against the might of Sreesanth, Munaf Patel and Yuvraj?

He failed in the most important game of his life. He is just as mentally as YOU are.

>B-BUT THE SLC IS SO BIG AND MEAN :(
>I can't c-captain anymore because I am a spineless coward

>le swings too far to the other side kneejerk opinion
ok

Gilchrist over Dhoni. Otherwise I don't have a problem with it

>using the dropping captaincy argument
>when arguing between Sanga and fucking Gilchrist

m8

i am LITERALLY disgusted by little asian dicks. completely ruining my night desu. big white ones ftw

Kys, there must be at least FIFTEEN openers averaging more than Gilsatan

How many middle order batsmen are there that average more than Dhoni?That's right. Shut the fuck up.

>muh average

Throw in Bevan then you pathetic fuck. Gilchrist would be just as elite in the lower order.

>Gilchrist lead Australia to a series win in India
>is widely considered one of the most effective deputies of all time
>Sangakkara ran away from responsibility like the abject failure of a leader that he was

>muh average
Kys

Voges into the all-time Test XI then

OBJECTIVE all time ODI xi

Gilchrist
Tendulkar
Ponting
Viv
de Villiers
Dhoni*+
Klusener
Wasim
Starc
Lee
Warne

>I don't have a problem with it
>Amla
Kys

may as well pick Jonathan Trott

>Dhoni
>Starc
>Lee
>Warne

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Furious as fuck ACBs WILL defend this

Bond was better than Lee by any metric. This is an objective fact.

Murali >>>>>>> Warne in ODIs. Hell, fucking Imran Tahir >>>>>> Warne, particularly when you consider he's playing in a much more batting friendly era.

t. Dean "Deano" Jones

>LE IF HE LE BLOCKS IN LE TESTS HE CANT INTO PYJAMA LE XDXDDDDD
>SR of 90 as an opener

Stay seething

how long until englands national team is 100% pakistani?

>klusener

lmao.

This is also objective proof that Gilcuckold was literally no better than Sehwag (who scored 82 while his team was getting BTFO by possibly the GOAT ODI lineup)

>Bond was better than Lee by any metric.
Longevity

The faggot makes Cummins look durable

>Murali >>>>>>> Warne in ODIs
Warne won a World Cup by himself.

Highlight of Murali's career was watching his stinking shithole of a village get washed away by a fucking wave.

the casualest of opinions, he's literally the fastest to 4k, 5k and 6k runs in odis

>The faggot makes Cummins look durable

Not really. Bond still managed to play more than 1 test in his first 5 years. Also destroyed Australia half a dozen times in pyjama by then as well.

>including any bowler from the 438 game

pls hang urself

>Longevity

So Chanderpaul and Misbah are the greatest batsmen of the last 20 years?

What's particularly enjoyable is how literally no Australian has responded to my objective proof that Gilchrist was no better than Kirsten, Trescothick or even fucking Graham Gooch.

My work is done. Stay seething, pathetic and absolutely casual, /cric/. I will NOT be reading your "retorts"

Watching Louis Theroux's new doco on Saville

They're better than say Phil Jaques who had potential to be elite but played fuck all games.

he said "any metric". And quite clearly total wickets (or runs in your example) is a metric.

Bond didn't play enough games or achieve anything of note to be considered elite.

>didn't achieve anything of note

>LE FUG LE AUZZIEZ: The post

Just lost the $50 I had riding on the Bachelorette winner lads

you're an absolute moron if you don't think longevity carries some weight. It's far from the only measure, but its an important one nonetheless.

Maybe peak Bond edges peak Lee, but the difference is Lee is a muscular and mentally durable New South GOATsman who was still elite and bowling 145kp/h at the age of 35 during the '11 CWC. Bond is a physically deformed and mental midget Poo Peelander was in the hospice at 35yo

You deserve it. Execute all gambling degenerates.

Jonny Baisedtow lads

going for an all dayer lad or you going to crash?

Fascinating watching a man relive the mental gymnastics he carried out to avoid the ugly truth of sexual abuse. Seeing similar mental gymnasium ITT from Aussies on Gillie

>strike rate plays no factor in ODI games

lmao poo peelander

this desu. This is why Sehwag and McCullum are the GOATs.

why no one ever likes kallis?

Kallis was dogshit at pyjama m8

*SQUISH*

*SQUASH*

Taking a huge Western Australia lads, smells bad, gonna need to open a window

tell him to cum on your face and post pics.

>The "West End" Redbacks run a train on the "Alcohol: Think Again" Warriors.

It's pooetry. Sobriety: Not even once.

is the golden age of WA cricket, dare I say it, over?

looks like my ex

In tears lads

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proxy off daniel

you're are(were) a lucky man.

51 hours is a really long time