So its exactly one month to this comes out.
So does anyone want to see this muck?
It surely is the biggest flop of the year?
So its exactly one month to this comes out
Adam Bell
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Jackson Cooper
I'm gonna see it just so I can crack that Simpsons joke during a part when he drinks water and hope I get a laugh from the crowd.
Jace Thomas
that fucking face
Robert Cox
Looks like one of those pseudo-sword and sandal CGI fests like Clash of the Titans or Gods of Egypt
Noah Thompson
Also it's an historical epic, I'll watch it just for the sets and costumes even if the story is shit. Hopefully the CGI doesn't ruin that aspect of the movie but that boat scene in the preview doesn't have my hopes up.
John Cruz
It's been long enough that a remake is okay. This movie looks like a fun summer blockbuster, why are you so angry?
Cooper Reed
Wouldn't it be sexist if I didn't watch this remake?
Jose Watson
>This movie looks like a fun summer blockbuster
It doesn't, really. Mad Max or Jurassic World or Fast and Furious were all fun blockbusters.
This movie looks like a direct to DVD Scorpion King sequel. It won't have any good action or camerawork. There's no fun to be had.
Evan Ward
>"If God's already decided my path, how am I any better off than a slave?"
>SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHAT DO I SAY TO THAT?
>"haha... why don't you ask God?"
>I THINK IT WORKED
Brandon Wood
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Kevin Walker
Is that Christian rock in the background?
What dumbfuck approved that?
They should be marketing this as a pg-13 Gladiator or an epic in general. As it is, it seems like a big-budget film by the company that made God's Not Dead as is
Isaiah Richardson
>implying this version will have any Jesus references
Josiah Mitchell
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They tried that with the first trailer.
Jesus is literally in the trailer
Grayson Morales
drink up, judah ben hur
Angel Hughes
Poor Toby Kebbell
Nothing but flops
Nolan Wood
It should.
Carter Sanders
Eh, I think the chariot scenes and scenes on the triremes wont be bad, certainly not gods of Egypt bad.
And Jurassic World was pants on head retarded, as is any FastnFurryus movie, but if they both get to count as fun this can't be worse.
Jackson Gray
>Ben Hur
>Historical
Simply taking place on this planet at some point before this very second does not make a movie historical.
Because it's a pointless, cash-grab remake that looks like it ruins everything that made classic beloved film good.
Juan Cook
Why the hell would you have pop music for this trailer?
If you want religious music, then do it with style:
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Joshua Smith
>thinking this movie will have an audience besides you
Chase Richardson
Even my 25 year old brother thinks this looks crap and that the original will always be superior.
Caleb Carter
What was the joke?
Jaxson Baker
James Mitchell
>costumes
>leather pants
Zachary White
somebody shop laffin evans face in that poster pls