How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate. It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
I also practice MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years Also musuclation since 4 years.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
Any girl with a minimum of training can beat a faggot like you with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
Henry Green
Here's a (you) for your efforts
Adam Flores
but do you have a black belt in karate? It's the highest rank.
Luke Taylor
Hello again troll, just post a naked timestamp and get this over with
Ayden Morgan
But the real question is can you block a bullet
Chase King
I doubt that, I've been working out for the last 8 years. 2% body fat at 5'6". I weigh 190 with all of that consisting of flesh bone and muscle.
Jace Diaz
Whoops, meant 5'11".
Josiah Wood
190kg???? You're a fat fuck lel
William Miller
I'm not an Amerifat, I'm Canadian. We use pounds to measure body weight.
Julian Murphy
Yeah but you forgot rule no. 1 about karate: guns beat karate.
Cameron Nguyen
You're still a weak little bitch karate isnt going to stop you getting knocked out
Zachary Torres
Karate can't beat wrestling or boxing,probably the weakest "martial art".
Troll or no troll,these are facts. :)
Jack Davis
No you use dollars you fat fuck, we use pounds here in UK Dumb Amerifat kek
Jason Lewis
IT worked for Machida for awhile
Jackson Harris
One more thing,boxers make fun of karate.
Samuel Clark
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Nicholas Gomez
Wow, you are super cool faggot. Here in the real world we use bats, chains, knives, hammers and guns. Good luck karate kid.
Lincoln Foster
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Parker Edwards
Knew a guy who got his ass beat with a cooking spatula in the hood. Everything is a weapon.
Jeremiah Martinez
dumbass falls for b8
Levi Price
I have a gun
Luke Wright
I also have a knife if you want me to shove it up your ass
Adrian Murphy
It's you kek
Chase Sanchez
>Everything is a weapon Not karate
Luis Watson
OP you dipshit that's Eliza.
Eli Reyes
Kid, stop and study for the math test for Thursday. Yes, your teacher uses Sup Forums.
Jonathan Cook
Retard responds to more bait...
Colton Walker
You can beat me, but you can't beat cancer.
Josiah Smith
Mr. Wilson?
Kevin Sullivan
Yes. Now STUDY FOR THE DAMN TEST!
James Young
she never should have asked Sup Forums to stop
it's like a red flag in front of a bull
Jack Murphy
Lets see you dodge a bullet.
Juan Campbell
Top kek
Bentley Davis
Bull shit your 2% body fat
Aaron Bailey
undereducated euro liberal fag detected
Andrew Diaz
You're sight and grip are bad and you should feel bad.
Juan Ortiz
1st degree black belt is pretty low rank in karate, theres 20 degrees and it takes decades to complete them. Most children that start karate are black belts before 16. Congrats you have the fighting capability of a child.
Logan Baker
Wow, I hope the cops catch you and take away your assault weapon.
Lucas Gutierrez
Your mother is bad.
Jace Jones
Why would you say that?
Dylan White
>I found OP
Elijah Moore
It has a tactical handle, an acog scope, and a banana clip. Clearly the only reason yould have one is for a mass shooting.
Robert Smith
i believe it
Jeremiah Roberts
It's legal here
Samuel Reed
2nd degree black belt in tkd here. You're a fucking cuck.
>i can proudly consider myself a true master You should know if you actually did a martial art that mastery doesn't exist. Everyone's a student. Calling yourself a master is a great set up for failure. Also, i've been doing TKD for 10 years and only got my 2nd degree black two months ago. I'm calling bullshit on the black belt. If you went to a school worth learning at, it would take much longer.
Henry Perez
I'd fuck ya
Aiden Perez
Lol I don't think she's even 2%
Sebastian Bailey
It's also spray-painted black for easier night-time concealment and increased intimidation. The NRA should just give up, theres absolutely no reason to defend assault weapons which are clearly designed to kill people. Only tophole-loading muskets and swing-reloading revolvers should be allowed.
Wyatt Adams
>implying karate has anything to do with fighitng >implying a real black belt in even traditional karate can be earned in 5 years >implying boxing is fighting >implying a girl could ever be as strong as a man >implying a guy wouldn't just grab you and throw you to the ground
to wit; op is a faggot
Isaac Roberts
>implying percent body fat has anything to do with fighting ability
Kayden Lewis
I don't know why idiots even bother responding to this kind of obvious troll bait.
>OP is a faggot.
>OP can FUCK OFF!
Joshua Brown
Hasn't the Gracie's taught you anything...get a ground game and some better b8 faggot
Landon Cox
How about I just poke you in the eye
Dylan Nelson
Don't worry user. I'm not white
Grayson Cooper
Is that a boy or a girl?
Oliver Anderson
Ye but you're still fugly We'll never even meet so who cares if you can kick my ass or not
Connor Russell
I wonder is the mma and shit comes in handy when you are using an old m1 grand ? i mean its takes some technical skill to shoot when its windy
Mason Ortiz
>its takes some technical skill to shoot when its windy No it doesn't idiot
Jackson Phillips
You dont know me bi+ch. Im 6'4" and 225 with 9 months of actual professional MMA training. Fagoots like you cry back to your girlfriends when youre standing in front of the baddest mother *ucker you have ever met. Any time, any place I accept your challenge, you are gonna regret it.
Camden Peterson
You need to use heavier bullets when it's windy, typically ones with super-dense lead.
Jonathan Parker
TOPEST OF KEKS
Evan Robinson
Who is that? She's hot as fuck. I'm jerk it right now. Nudes?
Alexander Reyes
LOL RIGHT
Nathan Miller
Will you tie me up and whip me afterwards?
Chase Rodriguez
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Charles Nelson
I really want to see how fast you can jerk me off
Ian Robinson
Nasty ass.
Logan Sanders
LOL
Isaiah Miller
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Luis Roberts
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
Luke Edwards
>You are sight and grip are bad wat
Isaac Phillips
> That's probably about 2% body fat.
5% body fat is considered dangerous
Anthony Collins
WAIT A SECOND. Aren't you that bitch with thyroid cancer?? post tits with timestamp
Sebastian Moore
This what dropping out at 5th grade looks like ladies and gents
Easton Reed
How about this then > Boxing for 3 years > Weightlifting for 8 years > Kickboxing for 2 years > Muay Thai for 2 years > Submission Wrestling for 3 years > 230 lbs, 5'6", 9% body fat > Has punched a baseball out of the air (Breaking my hand 2 years ago, RIP me) > Max Bench, 300 lbs, Max Squat, 450 lbs
Also the fact that you wear a panda onesie, I think you can be beaten in a street fight. My strongest suggestion is to lose your cocky attitude. You aren't the only person on the planet to have done martial arts. Remember that. Now if you excuse me, I'm off to /d/.
Parker Rodriguez
all that training and you're still to thick to recognize a copypasta. Sad!
Noah Bennett
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