Hey boys!

Hey boys!

How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!

I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.

I also practice MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years Also musuclation since 4 years.

I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed.

Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me

Any girl with a minimum of training can beat a faggot like you with a knife anyway. With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.

Here's a (you) for your efforts

but do you have a black belt in karate? It's the highest rank.

Hello again troll, just post a naked timestamp and get this over with

But the real question is can you block a bullet

I doubt that, I've been working out for the last 8 years. 2% body fat at 5'6". I weigh 190 with all of that consisting of flesh bone and muscle.

Whoops, meant 5'11".

190kg????
You're a fat fuck lel

I'm not an Amerifat, I'm Canadian. We use pounds to measure body weight.

Yeah but you forgot rule no. 1 about karate: guns beat karate.

You're still a weak little bitch karate isnt going to stop you getting knocked out

Karate can't beat wrestling or boxing,probably the weakest "martial art".

Troll or no troll,these are facts. :)

No you use dollars you fat fuck, we use pounds here in UK
Dumb Amerifat kek

IT worked for Machida for awhile

One more thing,boxers make fun of karate.

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Wow, you are super cool faggot.
Here in the real world we use bats, chains, knives, hammers and guns. Good luck karate kid.

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Knew a guy who got his ass beat with a cooking spatula in the hood. Everything is a weapon.

dumbass falls for b8

I have a gun

I also have a knife if you want me to shove it up your ass

It's you kek

>Everything is a weapon
Not karate

OP you dipshit that's Eliza.

Kid, stop and study for the math test for Thursday. Yes, your teacher uses Sup Forums.

Retard responds to more bait...

You can beat me, but you can't beat cancer.

Mr. Wilson?

Yes. Now STUDY FOR THE DAMN TEST!

she never should have asked Sup Forums to stop

it's like a red flag in front of a bull

Lets see you dodge a bullet.

Top kek

Bull shit your 2% body fat

undereducated euro liberal fag detected

You're sight and grip are bad and you should feel bad.

1st degree black belt is pretty low rank in karate, theres 20 degrees and it takes decades to complete them. Most children that start karate are black belts before 16. Congrats you have the fighting capability of a child.

Wow, I hope the cops catch you and take away your assault weapon.

Your mother is bad.

Why would you say that?

>I found OP

It has a tactical handle, an acog scope, and a banana clip. Clearly the only reason yould have one is for a mass shooting.

i believe it

It's legal here

2nd degree black belt in tkd here.
You're a fucking cuck.

>i can proudly consider myself a true master
You should know if you actually did a martial art that mastery doesn't exist. Everyone's a student. Calling yourself a master is a great set up for failure.
Also, i've been doing TKD for 10 years and only got my 2nd degree black two months ago. I'm calling bullshit on the black belt. If you went to a school worth learning at, it would take much longer.

I'd fuck ya

Lol I don't think she's even 2%

It's also spray-painted black for easier night-time concealment and increased intimidation. The NRA should just give up, theres absolutely no reason to defend assault weapons which are clearly designed to kill people. Only tophole-loading muskets and swing-reloading revolvers should be allowed.

>implying karate has anything to do with fighitng
>implying a real black belt in even traditional karate can be earned in 5 years
>implying boxing is fighting
>implying a girl could ever be as strong as a man
>implying a guy wouldn't just grab you and throw you to the ground

to wit; op is a faggot

>implying percent body fat has anything to do with fighting ability

I don't know why idiots even bother responding to this kind of obvious troll bait.

>OP is a faggot.

>OP can FUCK OFF!

Hasn't the Gracie's taught you anything...get a ground game and some better b8 faggot

How about I just poke you in the eye

Don't worry user. I'm not white

Is that a boy or a girl?

Ye but you're still fugly
We'll never even meet so who cares if you can kick my ass or not

I wonder is the mma and shit comes in handy when you are using an old m1 grand ? i mean its takes some technical skill to shoot when its windy

>its takes some technical skill to shoot when its windy
No it doesn't idiot

You dont know me bi+ch. Im 6'4" and 225 with 9 months of actual professional MMA training. Fagoots like you cry back to your girlfriends when youre standing in front of the baddest mother *ucker you have ever met. Any time, any place I accept your challenge, you are gonna regret it.

You need to use heavier bullets when it's windy, typically ones with super-dense lead.

TOPEST OF KEKS

Who is that? She's hot as fuck. I'm jerk it right now. Nudes?

LOL RIGHT

Will you tie me up and whip me afterwards?

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I really want to see how fast you can jerk me off

Nasty ass.

LOL

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>You are sight and grip are bad
wat

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That's probably about 2% body fat.

5% body fat is considered dangerous

WAIT A SECOND. Aren't you that bitch with thyroid cancer?? post tits with timestamp

This what dropping out at 5th grade looks like ladies and gents

How about this then
> Boxing for 3 years
> Weightlifting for 8 years
> Kickboxing for 2 years
> Muay Thai for 2 years
> Submission Wrestling for 3 years
> 230 lbs, 5'6", 9% body fat
> Has punched a baseball out of the air (Breaking my hand 2 years ago, RIP me)
> Max Bench, 300 lbs, Max Squat, 450 lbs

Also the fact that you wear a panda onesie, I think you can be beaten in a street fight. My strongest suggestion is to lose your cocky attitude. You aren't the only person on the planet to have done martial arts. Remember that.
Now if you excuse me, I'm off to /d/.

all that training and you're still to thick to recognize a copypasta. Sad!

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Sorry I'm a triggerfag