Check out my room

Check out my room
Anything you want to see up closer
Any questions you want answerd
Maybe ask me to do something

Picture of carpet?

Is this the whole room?

It's nice and soft

why is there a blanket hanging in the window your some kind of europoorfag or a nigger?

Nice get and ya here is photo from other side
Come on I'm bored shitless give me something

What about under your bed?

It's like a roller one or some shit idk
In Canada and white

Here photo

You see I rent a room from this elementary school teacher and she tells me she has shit stored down there and not to touch it

Fuck yourself with something.

preferably the elementary school teacher

Open it and post pictures u fgt

Have no toys
She is like a grandmother 70 or something no
Also i am a virgin

ITs in bubble wrap and tape she would find out and I don't want to get kicked out it's the only room in town I can afford on my 2 day a week work schedule kek

Show face

bottomless sitting on the floor

How old are you OP

Eyyy now we are going somewhere
I don't know what your saying Just out of high school now

you 18+?

Was going to ask why you're a Virginia next, but I think the face explains that

Yes obviously

Boobs or ass, its required by the code of Sup Forums find them.... post them..... Sup Forums must be fed

Virgin*

Where are you working two days a week?

Kek ya I can't even blame woman I'm a ugly fuck you know
That's for woman why you want to see my man tits fagot
Why work more, 2 days is enough to pay my rent and they can only afford to keep me on 2 days a week at the museum anyhow. I could get a second job for the other 5 but fuck it! I don't care really, probably going to kill my self befor I reach 30 why should I earn more cash my life is going nowhere
Fuck I'm rambling more questions please

I have had a cough for like a week now maybe I have lung cancer if I'm lucky

Didn't say I want to see your tits, find woman, bring her back to room, post her tits, Sup Forums must be fed.....

Show the old lady already faggot

How will I find woman and get her to show tits and her to let me take a photo if you can find a way for me to do that I will share the photos
Who? The homeowner? She isn't home I don't think

What's your deepest darkest secret

I cum to ponys sometimes
But that's more of a /mlp thing

Hooker or a girl off craigs list

Your asking me to hire a hooker ...to take a photo of her boobs....and show them to you?
Anyhow small town like 150 people here wouldn't work the only hooker I know is like a crack head and best friends with my mom

Sounds like you know some good stories then, share with us

Is this one of those things where you're "asking for a friend"? Like the crackhead hooker is actually your mother

Sure this is a great one
>Apparently mother goes over to crack whore's work to party and have some drinks
>crack whore has a client
> rich fucker (he works in like to oil Field or something I don't remember) fell asleep and mom coming in woke him up
> he is interdused to my mom
> he ends up going back to sleep
> mom and crack whore leave whores work to go party but befor they go they take a couple hundred from rich fucks wallet
>and that's how my mom met my "stepdad"

I was 15when they started dating they are still together I guess my life is fucked from the start
My mom is a crack head but she gives up for free or ends up with a single rich guy to fund her drug habit

Know who my mom is like Cartmans mom from like South Park?

>interdused
>intardeuced
>inner doosed
>introduced

Sorry moble and shit spelling

I'm makeing dinner for myself now
God I love pot pie

I really fucking hate you kid. I just want you to know that

Why do you hate me ?
Hate is a strong word

Your spelling, your dinner, your 2 day a week job, overall lack of ambition. Just to start

Continue Please
If you have more spill it over honestly got nowhere to be rn

Start by fixing those and I'll write a list of secondary flaws you can begin working on

Come on anyone got something to say?

Stop being a faggot and open that bubblewrapped parcel now

Dude naw

Then gtfo pussy, it's probably some bullshit anyway
>tfw ops been lying the entire time
/thread

What's under the bed?

Narnia

Are you an Indian?

trips and OP reveals what's inside the bubblewrap

Like 1/16 or some shit it's really not much

So do you have no computer or TV? Do you read? I see no books. What do you do all day?

Sup Forums and anime on my phone
I use to have a laptop but it broke
I'm like getting one later this month

And for books we have library here I read there, I really enjoy that Alex Cross detective one

On weekends I vist my real dad

lately we have been marathoning supernatural tv show

What do you do during the day? You only work 2 days.

Sup Forums and anime and porn on my phone

Sometimes go to the library and read

Sometimes crochet a bit
(That's kina gay I know)
But I'm pretty good at it might start selling some scarfs or shit online maybe

And you are happy with this life?

I want to die definitely won't make it to 30

That supernatural marathon stuff sounds fun

But you have what people can't buy: youth.
You can really be surprised where life can take you.

Live for it

Here a scarf I made

Not too shabby

Pfffft don't bull crap me life youth whatever I want out

Look my yarn

what's stopping you?

Been trying to make a pinky pie doll for myself

My father I don't want to hurt him like that in my death
He is nearly at the end anyhow


(Also mostly I do t want to die never trying sex no matter how pathetic that sounds

You sound depressed. Why aren't you in school?

You mean post secondary school? Couldn't keep up with the class my brain sort of just jaked off in class and I couldn't turn in assignments in time so I didn't get grades good enough to do anything worthwhile