What is the easiest way to quit masturbating for good?

What is the easiest way to quit masturbating for good?

start masturbating for evil

cut your dick off

get a woman to fuck instead

stop watching porn

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get a very very very sharp knife and cut your balls and dick off

My dick wants source on that so I can masturbate to it later.

Same question, I'm 26 and wank about 5 times a day. Married too but I still need to rub one out myself despite this.

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Stay off Sup Forums

is trump making futanari great again?

Cut your hands off.

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1. Get your dick hard.
2. Grab a shotgun and place the muzzle of the shotgun perpendicular to your dick.
3. Pull the trigger.

Have girlfriend, our bang sessions are pretty cash. Still jerk off and watch porn. What do?

Have your dick surgically cut off.

>quit masturbating
>good
do you thing it's bad?

have some fucking self control. that's the only way or pic related

i feel like it controls me too much, i dont think that its really a bad thing to do

>I know it
>you know it
>we all know it
>believe me

Like that's gonna help

>have hand
>have cock or pussy
>dont put hand on cock or pussy

anyone got sauce on op gif?

try to only jerk on the weekends, like make a rule that you only can do it some days.

Also, it feels better when you wait a week

A very simple solution that will make sure you never have those annoying naughty thoughts ever again, and all your time can be spend on reading and playing games.

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Why even bother trying to stop? That has got to be the most useless thing to do, even more useless than going on a diet. At least going on a diet is good for you... stopping masturbating will just put you in a bad mood.

I've tried this before and it works well

grisaia no rakuen specials episode 5

I tried to stop jerking it just to test my willpower
it was real fucking tough at first but after the first 3 days i was able to cruise to 2 weeks easy, only relapsed because i found a bombass porn on my laptop I thought I lost years ago
also browsing Sup Forums and going nofap can't be done, which isn't a big deal, because if you're trying to get your shit together you shouldn't be coming here anyway

Suicide

Is that a buck 119?

this
Saturdays are the best

Pic related

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I dunno but until I can't get orgasms anymore I won't stop doing it.

Depression.

nah mate i already did that and nothing came up but nice dubs

its from Grisaia No Kajitsu

Chemical castration. Zero libido. Fully reversible too.

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When ever you get a hard on put ice &hot in the tip of your penis, after a week porn seem disgusting

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Get married.

Then you get no sex and you are not allowed to beat it.