makes you think
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huh really stimulated my cerebral cortex
okay I kekked
is penaldo actually from Tenerife or some shit
inb4 Hitler dickriding non Germans who are as pure as yellow snow
>mfw ironic hitler did nothing wrong posting on non flag boards
the butthurt is immense
Childhood is when you idolize Hitler.
Adulthood is when you realize Mourinho makes more sense.
good joke now can I have your stereo
>Tenerife
>Portuguese
Canadian Education
Madeira
Can only imagine whats going to emerge from andorra to complete this
middle of the ocean island called madeira
why does he play for portugal then?
No, but you can have this...
*unzips BBC*
mhmmmmmm
It's just like how if you were born in the Falkland Islands, you'd play for England
>tfw used to find falklands jokes really funny before watching this is england
falklanders dont believe their british tho
canadian atlas
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BTFO
Pottery
dutchbro confirmed next goat
the fuck am I supposed to know all your random ass Atlantic islands. My geography is better than most, I thought the canarys weren't that far south and I thought the canarys/Azores were all portuguese
>My geography is better than most
Most North Americans possibly.
use google you dumbshit
guy on the phone was actually born in morocco/algeria (can't remember which north african shithole it was) or at least his parents were
nah I reckon the average mexican is better schooled
Like 10% of the world's people are educated about tiny spits of land coming out of the ass of Gibraltar and actually manage to remember that information
If he's born in the Netherlands then he's Dutch
I made this for you my beloved leaf
>Cabo Verde (p)
Aren't they a sovereign nation in their own right?
I'm Gestapo
Who?
Did I miss a new meme?
WOW
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jej'd hard
You are right they are "independent"
They could be conquered in a week though so they aren't sovereign in my book
wow the further south the worse it gets
>not knowing the Dutch Man Shitty bandwagoner
what book? what the fuck are you talking about?
are u insane?
wow!
No actually, birthright citizenship doesn't exist in the EU
That's an American thing
If you disagree with out then you can't whine with my heritage posters, it's one or the other not whichever you autists like to choose to fit shitty arguments
I'm too autistic to understand this sentence. No really I just don't understand.
>this entire post
what did he mean by this?
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You're an idiot
What do you mean? Weak nations aren't sovereign, they aren't independent for their own right but just because we let them.
Look Andorra for example, do you believe they are independent or sovereign?
Nope, no state in the EU has an unrestricted jus soli law in place like the US
It's gonna take some next-level reading comprehension to understand this shit.
they're only independent cause they were populated with negro slaves otherwise they'd be part of portugal like azores and madeira
but you need to form a triangle and then find the person in the middle or the trinagle
thank you esenpai, it is all clear now
those islands look comfy af tbqh
And the line goes on all the way to Warsaw.
noice
So the only Sovereign nations are the United States, Russia, and China?
Falklanders don't believe their British what?
>leave the Jews to me
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
really fires up the ol' neurons, huh....
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The ones with nukes.
More sovereign than Spain?
Yes.
vietnam and afghanistan too
funfact: we control your nukes here
funfact: we have your money and you aren't getting it back.
but you gave us mallorca in exchange, so it's fine
> 'm-muh strong independant island who dont need no british rule'
IT'S A TRAP!!!
welcome to my house said the spider to the fly
Can someone explain why this is funny? They're all born on the same trajectory?
???
Is this how the kangaroos got from Britain to Australia?
this poor people don't realize they will never leave the island, they will probably end in our paellas or in some "hostel" type of thing.
>germans colonizing anything
fucking lol
>map thread
>Sup Forums thinks it's invited
Do it already Hiro
DO IT
some parts in Africa and the Pacific and a big part of Europe for a few years a couple of decades ago
None of them speak german lel
40% of white americans have german ancestors, more percentage than the ones that have english one and yet they don't even know how to say good morning in your language.
Useless as fuck.
>40% of white americans claim to have german ancestors
ftfy
well, "good morning" comes from the German "guten Morgen", so it wouldn't make much of a difference
it's probably even more since many of them started to deny it or claim something else because of ww1 and ww2
"Don't speak the language of the enemy"
Meanwhile mexicans and chinese still speak their own language.
Before the WW 20% of the media in USA was in german.
And then puf, gone.
A true genocide.
yep
Do they teach you this in school?
nope
Just as I thought
When are you gonna kill Merkel btw?
election is next year
Please explain this to me lads.
It was a joke on you using the wrong "their" retard
Austria's greatest achevement was convincing the world that Hitler was German
they sure have a lot of Berlins
>more percentage than the ones that have english one
This is almost certainly false. It's just because the English came over so long ago that it's hard to trace your ancestors back to them. For example I have traceable German ancestors but not English ones, however I have an English last name
>Served in the German army during WW1
>Rejected any Austrian nationalism or identity
>Saw Munich as his home city
Shut the fuck up
t. Wolfgang von Hapsburg
pure autism
we wuz KAISERZ n shiet
Diese Rechtschreibung ich bin empört!
>implying we don't embrace Adi