Do my hands look weird Sup Forums?

Do my hands look weird Sup Forums?

nah
looks like a hand

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what the fuck is that shit on your wall

Idk ive always felt like my fingers were too long and my hands were just generally too big

they look like they are 3-D. Are they?

Perler bead shit, mainly pixel art.

Sadly, yes. They havent invented a surgery to make me into an animu chick.

madoka is a cutie.

Looks like sportaflops fucking hands

Agreed. She is adorable.

hands come in many shapes and sizes, young user.
your hand looks fine. you have nothing to be self conscious about.

No
Do mine?

Thank you, I think. To be honest im not sure if this is sarcasm.

Pretty average guy hands it seems to me.

i am generally a sarcastic fuck, it's true. but not in this instance.

or am i being sarcastic

good guy-hand. lean. firm.
would shake/10

Oh god, it's an endless loop of sarcasm.

>hands
Shows only one hand

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>tfw sarcasmception
we need to go sarcasticer

judging by your finger length, you like pussy.

There. Smartass.

okay now that hand is completely fucked up

Honestly they look normal. The lighting makes them look unnaturally smooth though, like you wave no wrinkles or creases on your hand at all (save for the big important ones that everyone has.)

Your choice of image is, certainly odd.

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Shit we have identical hands

The posing and stuff looks medical, but the camera stare, heels, and creepy smile all say otherwise.

then one of you is pregnant

Oh yes, I should cut it off and replace it with a hook.

Does my hand look weird Sup Forums?

casting photos. i was using it to design mesh.

Oh come on!! Hand of girl...so mh.. tits or gtfo.. :)

dubs and you post video of amputation

No, you browse Sup Forums and there's no wedding ring, all looks normal

How would i fit a decent video in the 2mb limit? I cant even fit a pic with the external camera of my phone in that.

>dubs
post it wherever and link it
do it naow

Oh! That makes so much more sense. That stare though... It bores deep into my soul.

I haven't had physical contact in very long
That would be nice

Couldnt video it, but here's a pic of my TOTALLY GONE HAND.

>world champion thumb wrestler detected

oh god what have i done
no user your beautiful hand
noooooooo

Idk why but I laughed really hard at that user
And to think I was having an awful day, thanks dude

>laughs with squeaky shoulders

Does mine?

Its gone now. And you killed it.

I feel like mine are weird

sir... it is my pleasure. keep your chin up.

good taste

well... at least you can have like, a badass hook now.
that's pretty cool.

yeah
kinda

but yer not a short fingered vulgarian tho

>mindblown.gif

Thank you!
Maybe I can get two hooks, but like, on one arm. It would help with holding things.

>asian detected

holy shit you mad man

perfect for Jack Mehoff

two hooks on one hand would be metal as fuck

Got some native, but otherwise white

People say my thumb looks weird.

Why is your dick 2D?

or just get a sick bionic hand, be all cyborgy and shit.
that would be sweet.

Looks like a healthy young woman's hand. My guess is your are at least 5' 9" or taller with a reach like that.

Would they be parallel or like, a claw?That sound like the name of a respectable young gentleman.

>native
well... injuns came from asia originally, yes? so... i was kind of right.
okay, not really.
and your hand looks asian.

It's a hand...
A fucking hand, Why are you self conscious of your hands

True. Go all bionic commando up in this.
You'd be correct.

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she's a girl. girls can be silly like that.
what can you do

Like 10,000 years ago, but word. I'll roll with it

Because one of the things people notice subconciously while judging people are their hands. Theyre really important for body language.

>bionic commando
great name for a synthwave band

No you do not have identical hands you do not have the same finger prints.

word.
and so. your hand. it looks asian... but it does not look weird. nothing to worry about.

that looks like a girls hand to me

the wrist is also feminine

there are no girls on Sup Forums, what tha fuck

tits or gtfo

your thumb is weird as fuck, man. also cut those finger nails, gross.

Ryan?

Andra.
I should probably file them a bit, but theres nothing wrong with their length.

I thought this was your dick with foreskin before I enlarged the image.

That would be QUITE the dick. I think that someone would pass out with a dick the length of a forearm.

Your hands are unscarred and your skin is without blemish, which is a sign that you haven't worked hard a day in your life.

Sweet, that was a sign of being in the aristocracy a long time ago

Now it's a sign of a faggot

Ive been called both a lesbian and a gay man here. That's impressive.

Musician hands, take up the fiddle

Ive always loved fiddle music, but my coordination is SHIT.

OP here. If anyone talking with me here wants to keep talking, my kik is Andrabluh. Think I'll be taking my leave now.

i was thinking like a claw, but either way it would be bad ass