Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

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youtube.com/watch?v=eA2__5LGWK0
youtube.com/watch?v=6riExJTWBTs
youtube.com/watch?v=YRxeyOhTPak
youtu.be/yTOYvIIpahw
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Not everyone can be attracted to masculine dudes. I'm just attracted to cuties. Still prefer girls though.

still here

Thank you for making this thread.
Sick, you don't even know if those other women are having sex with nasty men.
Stop masturbating and it'll happen!

Better! But reign it in just a hair more!
Not yet, no.

Even if I was, I wouldnt kill you...

>Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another exciting Waifu Claiming Thread! I'm the Maven with the Mic, the one and only, Koto!

Well, uneventful can be nice sometimes. I wish that was true in my life.

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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Most the stuff i find either fan art or from the actual anime. Very few of the pics are form something else.
You're implying this wasn't already accepted as fact.
>wew
That's lewd

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Ehh it sounds like dreaming and I dont do that too much so I think Ill keep doing what I feel is normal
Ehh I should probably do something. I havent really gone anywhere with people in about 2 weeks

what would you do?
ROLEPLAYER DETECTED!

SACHI WAS RIGHT

WAIFU IS DYING!

Poorfag claimed

I dont think you understand exactly what we're doing. Its like we are dating the girls. They dont see anyone else but us.
Hardly lewd just description

hail satan

Not even worth mentioning it because I think I'm probably alone in wanting to claim him (;-;), but I claim Dr. Iwamine Shuu.

I've been here all along you've just chosen not to see me up until now

I would hug you and keep you warm...

Help me name my new plant?
>Mavis claimed

Nignog Mc Plantface

You absolutely should go do something, then!
name it 'help me name my new plant'

deadbynoon

>Chungus

Im bad at names
Yeah maybe. Ill see more towards the weekend

Yeah aside from Game of Thrones I hadn't watched any in years. I just started watching wheel of fortune regularly with my room mate's grandma. I watched probably 5-10 minutes of whatever came on after and it was so dumb and boring I couldn't take a moment longer. They are really trying to sell the whole "diversity" thing I've noticed. A lot more than I previously remember.

Is there something you like doing?

eyes

Head

Aww yeee, Code Geass 3 promo got leaked.

When

weird one?

Pustule
Help us name your cat next

I want to go camping but thats not going to happen anytime soon if at all before summer

youtube.com/watch?v=tryfePhTRwQ
youtube.com/watch?v=XfKK6R0zUj0
youtube.com/watch?v=eA2__5LGWK0
youtube.com/watch?v=6riExJTWBTs
youtube.com/watch?v=YRxeyOhTPak

didn't she die?
do you live next to a lot of churches?
are you from utah? they that kind of thing there
finally a husbando claimer
Sachi was right about everything.
and then knife me in the back
im onto yew
Oddish, Gloom, or Vileplume

WOW RUDE!

Yeah its a small town so they are all within short short walking distance

Camping is pretty great. I was gonna do a lot of it this summer but now I have other plans
Anything else you like doing?

Im originally from mississippi moved to cali

>wew
But that is lewd
>dubs
Name it mavis

i know she died!
ah that's why you don't have wet dreams.

Only the picture ;)

Games reading and yeah.
Ehh. Fapping is probably better anyways

Kay I'm going to bed

Goodnight everyone

7/10

Pretty good/10

10/10

What?/10

6/10

Weeb/10

0/10

Orly?

Yes, I'm actually surprised at how unusual this seems to be.
Surely there are enough fem and gay anons to fill these holes.

Yesssssss

What are you suggesting...
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Do it.
Or name it Juvia

yeah night
I didnt suggest anything so yeah

-looks around curiously and claims Ikarous-

Not really things that you can go out and do with someone..
Night!
Hello!

That you come to bed with me and i show you how hand holding isnt lewd

take down your christmas lights

It's rude of you to remind me!

Hello 'Nata!
Hows the sick?

hey it's the real konata
Hi

Yeah thats true. Not much to do in this town anyways

I've been in threads all day -_-

So what do you normally do when you head out?

^_^ -waves-

-is feeling mostly better now and thinks it's very thoughtful of you to ask-

No one ever notices the poorfag :(

O-oh... You weren't using a name earlier...
W-w-what sort of n-nerd hangs out in these threads all d-day anyway?

Poorfag is the best meguca tbh.

Go to a friends and play something.
Try talking to people i guess
Ouch

Glad you're mostly feeling better.
How are you?

someone with no life

and I was on my phone so no name :o
no one cares -_-

Futanari Wonder Woman

That she is.
I lead a boring life.
Im good. How are things over there?

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N-no, I'd rather n-not
T-that's far too lewd
>dubs
But they are down...

-is glad to hear it :3 -
Think nothing of it, you seem to be in a chipper mood as well?

Kidding! I'd probably hang out all day if it wasn't so hectic and I didn't have school...

Oh, that's hardly fair, you seem pretty alive
and no phone is the worst waifu

nobulge/10

there's always someone that forgets :o
how have you been today, besides talking to a dingus known as sachi -_-

-is tired but doesn't want to go to bed yet- :

Well, that can be fun too.
Things are pretty good. Just finishing up cleaning my room, and wondering if I should throw some of this old stuff away.

Well what do you like to do?
Yeah its rather nice here

If you havent used it in years, try to sell it.

Comrade shielder! How was your day?

Not a bad idea, I think Ill do that.

You mean Nymph, right? She's much better.

She can grow one at will.

Pretty good! Finished that video/edit, playing some Ori. He really is a dingus... I'm sure he's nice when he's in a good mood, but he's just so grouchy...
How are you?

It certainly is
I don't understand how you keep up with the day threads though, it's so cozy when it's so cozy at night...

Oh, hiya Louise

-shakes head nu-

Claiming best girl

I didn't know you were editing, cool

He's a lot nicer in private you should chat with him :o

I'm on my phone again

but why?

Nymph a shit
But i love you

-is too amped up to sleep as well-
Why don'tcha want to sleep?

Oh, I'm not :P I was just doing a stupid joke edit because I saw a movie and thought it'd be a good idea
Maybe I will at some point...

>being ignored by Sonata
o-okay

Hello! How are you?

Do you have him added on discord? :o

could I see it if you don't mind?

How?

>>being ignored by Sonata

-isn't ready-

0.0 -brings you tea-

Maybe where you live. Everyone here has been down for a while.
Do people still have them up by you?
There's...other ways to show love
You know
>non lewd ways

>pic
"Jray"

>Papicunt

I sleep through them normally
hi

Good! Hyped up because coffeee. Playing Ori and doing thread
You?

Nah, just you of the two...
Sure, but it's really stupid :P Also the end is edited poorly because I thought Youtube had better in-line editing...
youtu.be/yTOYvIIpahw
It's more a first foray into editing, never really done it before, or any sort of video stuff

But why ever not? Unless you just want to be awake for more time, which I totally understand

Oh, fair enough. What are your sleeping hours, anyway? You're on when I leave, and on when I get on...

You don't have to talk to me if you don't want

I normally go to sleep around 5 or 6 my time