10/28: RFA 45 - Merrchaert vs Waldon 11/04: Bellator 163 - McGeary vs Davis 11/05: Glory 35: Nice - Sitsongpeenong vs Grigorian 11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson 11/10: Bellator 164 - Koreshkov vs Lima 2 11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang 11/12: UFC 205 - McGregor vs Alvarez 11/18: Invicta FC 20 - Evinger vs Kunitskaya 11/19: Bellator 165 - Chandler vs Henderson 11/19: UFC FN 99 - Mousasi vs Hall 2 11/19: UFC FN 100 - Bader vs Nogueira 2 11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2 12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2 12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira 12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble 12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari 12/17: UFC on Fox 22 - VanZant vs Waterson 12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva 12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey 12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
THE CHAMP IS HERE THE CHAMP IS HERE THE CHAMP IS HERE
Jonathan Gray
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Isaac Ramirez
EXECUTE ALL BULLIES
John Evans
>coral springs
Xavier Cook
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Nicholas Edwards
Why isn't Shane Carwin signing with the UFC?
Zachary Evans
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Gabriel Powell
is this the secret to claudia's abs?
Camden Ortiz
pic related
Hunter Garcia
When she bounces Alexa Grasso's head off the canvas be ready with your apology.
Parker Hall
He was granted his release, I think he was technically still under contract until as of fairly recently. Makes sense though. He's old and this way gets to make mad dosh in Japan and might even get some sponsorship cash while being able to dope with near impugnity. New owners probably wouldn't think he's worth what they paid heavyweights in those days anyways though.
Carter Fisher
>Be a man >Call it woman why do we do this
Julian Green
Because he's a roidbabby and would shrink to 160lbs with USADA around.
Wow she actually looks legitimately attractive and not just what Hollywood tells you is meant to be hot in that pic
Hunter Butler
>Wow she actually looks legitimately attractive and not just what Hollywood tells you is meant to be hot in that pic
Jaxson Martinez
weightcut pvz is best pvz
Luis Martinez
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Jackson Miller
you can kind of see her roastie
Nathaniel Clark
"Conor's full of shit. He's full of shit. Most of the things he says are full of shit"
What did he mean by this?
Matthew Lewis
Causal test (Part 1):
What gym does Beneil Dariush train at?
Kayden Rodriguez
He's mad Conor makes more off one fight than he has his whole life.
Blake Rivera
Werdum's gym
Zachary Roberts
Casual test (Part 2):
Who are these two fighters?
Logan Gonzalez
Dolloway and Machida
Eli Wood
machida and cb dollaway
Juan Diaz
He tranes at UFC gym
John Ross
Machida KO's are always awesome
Anthony Hughes
Just shut the fuck up, seriously. You're the biggest faggot I've ever seen. You spam your shit threads early, you spam your gay as fuck webms, you reply to everyone you can. You're a real piece of work. A nasty cunt of an attention whore.
Samuel Smith
Casual test (Part 3):
How is an omoplata performed?
Lincoln Jackson
WE WUZ KANGS MMA (0 Belt Gym)
Machida vs. C.B. Dollaway
Connor Sanchez
Casual test (Part 4):
Do you live in Australia?
Eli Richardson
Conor Mcgregor and Rafael Dos Anjos, easy
Using your limbs
David Jones
We Wuz Kang's, my nigga
James Gonzalez
One Leg over the arm the other kinda trapping it in place, hold the body to stop the rolling and lean forward t
Brayden Davis
Who actually invented the sport of BJJ?
Andrew Gonzalez
Who?
Matthew James
Casual test (Part 5): Name at least 7 people in this photo
Luis Hill
I heard it was an Englishman
Blake Diaz
King's MMA
Andrew Nelson
john kavanagh
Brody Butler
Pettis +145 Holloway -185
Ortiz +180 Sonnen -260
McGeary +185 Davis -265
Do you see any value there?
Cooper Howard
Conor His mate His mate 2 His mate 3 His mate 4 His mate 5 His mate 6
Jackson Garcia
Casual test (Final part):
What are the names of these two fighters? If you answered all of these questions correctly, you are officially a fight fan! Congratulations.
Yesterday I was hanging out with my friends (and more importantly, their friends that I didn't know) and the topic of the UFC briefly came up. I made a bunch of jokes that were pretty heavily based on the kind of shit you see on /heem/, and one guy in the group was laughing his ass off. He invited me to watch 205 with him and some of his UFC-friends because he thought I was hilarious.
The problem is I don't really know much about the UFC, I only started watching from 196 and on (I got into it because of McGregor, so what ull du nuthing), and I haven't really watched any older PPVs or Ultimate Fighter. I'm fine with being social and funny, I just don't want to seem like a retard who doesn't know anything yet acts like he does.
Also, I'm guessing the answer to this is no, but do a lot of people know the phrase HEEM, outside of /heem/? It's almost a reflex for me to go HEEEEEEM whenever there's a good knock out, and I don't want them going "what the fuck are you saying?"
Thank you please.
Jose Cooper
That's fucked up
Holloway is shook
Ian Robinson
Aldo must've been fucking pissed
Michael Young
That's terrible, not pleasant at all. Shouldn't be memeing about that desu
John Perry
Melvin Manhoef (sp?) and Sakuraba
Dominic Ramirez
k o o k i e
Jacob Lewis
Put money on McGeary, dude is legit but everyone sleeps on him because Bellator.
As for Pettis, you might be able to get something out of him, but truth be told I don't think he's good enough at 145 to take Holloway.
Aaron Diaz
desu Jones' rim was higher
Ryan Bennett
Don't worry man, just bring your phone and ask us if you need any advice in the moment. Also, heem is very common to yell HEEEEEEEEMMMMM for a knockout. They might not know about "heem tappy!" though and that always gets a good laugh
Tyler Brown
@72173487
This is some serious (you) mining
Aaron Morales
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Carter Sanchez
I got banned for Roganposting
>not being allowed to discuss the greatest philosopher of the 21 century
wew lads how low the heem brothership has fallen,this place reminds me of some injured gazzeles,comforting one another
rare kookie bless
John Walker
My boy manhoef is always spicy
Robert Rivera
Get a dog bro
Hunter Taylor
looks like a porn slut desu
Adam Jones
Typical dutch man yeh?
Dominic Bailey
move this general to aspie
Colton Morris
I'd like to move your chin to the deleted section
Matthew Turner
McGeary's takedown defence is pretty poor and I see Davis wrestlefucking him for 5 rounds. His subs off is back are dangerous but Davis' BJJ is solid too.
Josiah Ortiz
Is Pettis OK?
Owen Cox
Buzz off. I was hoping by the time I got home this would be completely forgotten about.
Ian Reyes
no, nobody outside of this general knows it
Hunter Johnson
>coral springs
Alexander Thompson
Asshole
Ian Sullivan
i'm more worried about the monkeys after taking a rough L from Hunto
Ryder Taylor
maybe he had a sticker on his car they didn't like
Ryder Harris
CM Punk is going to hit him with a chair then get on the mic and proclaim that he was the one who started the fire.
Jeremiah Jones
Have we started the fire?
Camden Morris
christ it must suck to go from there back to training in WISCONSIN in the snow
Nathaniel Gray
It snowed today for the first time of the year. I love it.
Blake Cox
k o o k i e
Logan Cox
I think McGeary is good enough off his back to keep things in his favor if they grapple. Plus, McGeary can easily KO him on the feet.
Camden Cox
Are you training like Rocky in Russia?
Easton Smith
HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM
John Phillips
Did train by eating clam chowder and watching fight pass?
Parker Sanders
she should have at least had to go through Carla to earn that title
Charles Jones
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Charles Ward
Somebody just set 3 of Pettis' cars on fire in his driveway. Wonder what he did to piss someone off.
platinum_fli1My lower back is strong because of how I lift. It's my Knock out secret. One of gods gifts to me. Most people can't lift the way I do it so their lower back isn't strong enough to absorb and return fire with twice the power. Lesson of the day ! Enjoy MF's
Jesus. Does that dude have kids? If so I hope they didn't have to see that shit.
Jayden Rodriguez
kinda hard for me to make jokes because all i can think about is how much that would ruin my life if somebody torched my car
some fucking people just have no regard for others
Asher Anderson
He has his kids faces literally tattoo'd on him lad, yeah he has kids Terrible thing though, Pettis just came off a win and had a fight announced too
Carter Rogers
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Andrew Gutierrez
He has one daughter from a previous girlfriend and I think sergio lives with him. I think the current girl he was linked to was a former girlfriend of a former milwaukee bucks player.
Aiden Scott
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Christian Sanders
He probably deserved it
Jeremiah Thomas
I assumed they were cousins or something for some reason, idk. I'm getting my MMA tattooed relatives mixe up.
But fuck. Guess we know where he next paycheck's going. Maybe him and Holloway can agree to meet in the middle in the last minute and bang it out so they can get that FotN bonus to pay for a new car like true bangbros.
