ITT: Last Request

You are on death row and today is your last day to have whatever you want.

1. What is your final meal?
2. What is the last film you watch?

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1. diarhea from a leper
2. Birdman

that way, I can look forward to death eating shit and watching shit.

French toast w/ orange juice and some mint chocolate chip ice cream

Movie is the Toy Story trilogy

1. Crab Legs
2. Toy story

1. Mushy Peas
2. Monty Python

1. All you can eat buffet muwhahaha
2. Nothing films are trash I'd prefer a tv series

>chicken tenders
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930)

Real good pizza, most likely.

And, unironically, TDKR's Plane Scene. Nothing else would be fitting.

1.Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo
2.Ambiancé

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logistics_(film)

300 peeled grapes and 'It's Pat'

Crab legs with chicken tendies
Drive

That meme pizza

I guarantee the directors haven't even seen this in it's entirety as it involved literally 0 editing.

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first post best post

1. Baked mac and cheese with blue crab crab cakes, a piece of cheesecake, a package of cinnamon graham crackers, a fresh peach and some yoghurt with chocolate milk to wash it all down

2. The Michael Keaton batman movies, the plane scene is a good idea too though.

Got any more of these op?

2 whole roast chickens with stuffing and a litre of gravy

Life of Brian

Yeah I have some

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smilie coffee

I'd ask if I was allowed to watch a TV box set.

Marathon Six Feet Under and accept death.

Also probably like 7 Dominos pizzas to get through it all. Might even die of a heart attack while I'm waiting.

Since when did they still kill people by Firing squad after the Lord of the rings was released?

>168
pretty hardcore highscore

you could try and beat this guy
>Simmons was convicted and sentenced to death by lethal injection, Before he was executed in June 2012, he requested a massive last meal of.....One Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza double portion, with mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni plus one pizza regular portion, with three cheeses, olives, bell peppers, tomato, garlic and Italian sausage; 10 x 8oz packs of Parmesan cheese, 10 x 8oz packs of ranch dressing, one family size pack of Doritos nacho cheese flavour, 8oz jalapeño nacho cheese, 4oz sliced jalapeños 2 large strawberry shakes, two 20oz Cherry Cokes, one supersized McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise, and two pints of strawberry ice cream.
>It was reported that Simmons attempted all the portions but only managed to consume half of the 30,000 calorie feast!

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And then they cremated him.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment_in_Utah

What a pretentious faggot

What a dip. Idiot forgot he wasn't coming back to finish it later.

I don't even know, I'd probably ask for something very simple that reminded me of my childhood

as for a movie, Pulp Fiction

Hey Sup Forums i have really been craving a pizza recently, should i order one tomorrow?

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he was a literal retard

bill clinton caught a lot of flack for sentencing a brain damaged person to the death penalty when he was governor

>the other 15,000 calories were thrown into the garbage because fuck the homeless and hungry, these criminals about to be put to death need to eat!

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Oh, I thought he was just trying to meme unto death.

imagine knowing you're gonna die and you get that one last meal, one final bite, im sure that shit tastes godtier.

or it could have just been put into the prison fridge, I doubt the prisoners would be that picky.

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especially since you've likely been subsisting on prison gruel for years

"jelly"

America just sounds so retarded.

funny you should say that
>Before his execution Brewer ordered a last meal of two chicken fried steaks, a triple-meat bacon cheeseburger, a large bowl of fried okra, a pound of barbecue, three fajitas, a meat lover's pizza, a pint of ice cream and a slab of peanut butter fudge with lots of peanuts. Brewer was presented with the meal but did not eat a single mouthful, and the whole meal was discarded.

>Brewer was solely responsible for Texas prison officials ending the 87-year tradition of offering a last meal of choice to condemned inmates.

>168 counts of murder

wew lad

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I'd watch Spider-Man and request that guys Pizza

Sounds like a normal weekend for me.

>Faggot ruins it for everyone else

There's a special place in Hell for cunts like this.

how is "to meme" a thing to say with you fucking kids holy shoit

>devilish

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It's a Wonderful Life
Bacon Cheeseburger
Freedom Fries
Black Coffee
Coca Cola
Snickers

Can I have whiskey? I'd like a bottle of whiskey and Starship Troopers.

I'd have a sunday dinner, cooked by the spirit of my long deceased mother, receded by a prawn cocktail arranged in the shape of the instrument of death they plan to kill me with


i would watch Heat

underrated post

where can i downoload this

Makes sense for someone with such shit taste.

one crate of kiwis

i am allergic to kiwis

I would request death by electric chair, and my last meal would be all the ingredients needed to make an IED.

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what a stupid reason to end it, uh maybe add some rules? or a limit to what you can eat? not yeah he can say whatever he wants and we have to get it for him

Muh Nigga

Since I'm lactose intolerant I would ask for a gallon of milk and shit all over the electric chair.

can anyone please tell me what to do? I'm having an existential crisis

>rape, necrophilia, 35 counts of murder

World's best pizza
Kung Pow Enter the Fist

Was there a movie where a mentally challenged person was facing a death sentence?

Some states ended it while others put a $40 limit on your last meal so people couldn't go overboard anymore.

Pretty fucking boring choice desu

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>Texas abolished the last meal in 2011
man, fuck Texas.

Bangers and mash

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

>die thinking of this

t. britbong

Do you think Ted would have been a baneposter?

>texas abolished the last meal
right on, lone star state. you do the union proud.

Green Mile

I don't know if it is because of these pictures being all artsy fartsy high quality or if their last meals actually looked like that, but my God all of this food looks absolutely delicious. Makes you want to murder a dozen people to get a reservation at the police restaurant.

fuck you, fucking faggot mad that tax payers aren't giving these despicable excuses for human beings five star meals.

1. Steak
2. Knights Of Badassdom

>we feel awfully sorry for executing you
>tell you what, for your last meal you can have anything you want. steak, ice cream, pepsi, you name it!

scummy

1.
Wagyu sirloin steak, rare
Greek Salad
Non-alcoholic sparkling wine
Sticky date pudding with vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce.
2.
The Fellowship of the Ring.

>saving society from the absolute bottom of the barrel
>scummy
what's scummy is people like you advocating for them

hard boiled eggs dipped in butterscotch

finding nemo

They should only get a last meal request if they gave the person they killed a last meal.

>I want to be able to eat something worthwhile in 15 years when they finally get around to executing me for murdering the shit out of you today. So, you want some eggs or something?

>the point
>your head

Thanks!
Also, capote, though I dont remember if he was actually handicapped or not.

>t. yuropeon

>Gary Carl Simmons, Jr.: 1996 murderer; executed in Mississippi in 2012 – Lethal injection:
>-one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni
>-a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage
>-10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese
>-10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing
>-one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor
>-8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese
>-4 oz. sliced jalapeños
>-2 large strawberry shakes
>-two 20-oz. cherry Cokes
>-one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise
>-two pints of strawberry ice cream
>-He consumed about half of the meal.

Da real MVP

2 slices of east coast style extra cheese pizza (quality family restaurant or small chain, no mass produced garbage), a bacon/ham/sausage omelette with mozzarella, 6 french toast sticks with brown sugar/syrup, a 1 liter of mountain dew and a 24 oz wawa hazelnut coffee, dark and sweet, with a pint of pistachio ice cream for dessert.. while watching the final cut of pic related.

>some pizza i guess
>couple seinfeld episodes

1. 32oz Steak and Eggs
Apple pie and vanilla ice cream
2. Star Wars

Scotchka and The Room

>Waffles, eggs, bacon, scapple, coffee, ham, home fries, fresh donuts

>Alien

the warden's favorite meal, home-cooked by his wife

problem child 2

The State shouldn't have the power to execute it's citizens.

the state is it's citizens
those executed by the state were done so because they were dangerous

Snatch
Full english breakfast

I'd go happy

Why do they call it chicken fried steak if there's no chicken in it?