Recommended things to do in las vegas

recommended things to do in las vegas

go to red rock canyon

Coke

go to "the gun store" you can fire anthing

hookers.

Leave.

Vegas is a fucking shithole. If you're not a gambler, drink. If you don't drink at least there's brothels outside of Vegas, otherwise Vegas sucks. You can't even get hookers in Vegas, but you can in some other shitty Nevada town.

Go see Absinthe.
Do the zip line from the top of the Stratosphere.
Gun Store.
Bellagio buffet.
Fremont Street (Friday or Saturday night).

Get herpes.

7/10 Would recommend.

Eat at the burger King there, it pretty good

Hoover some shneef.

I'm more of a Hardee's man

Well first thing you do is go to the Luxor and just to the right of the entrance you'll see a place called Last Call. Get a smoothy alcoholic drink with a double shot of Bacardi 151. Don't throw away the cup, refills are $4 off if you have the cup and want to refill. Ice been to Vegas over 30 times and this is the cheapest (and most delicious) way to get wasted. There are about 3 Last Call stores throughout the strip.

Now while you're stumbling around the strip, go to Planet Hollywood and play roulette. There is always a hot bitch working that table.

When those assholes in bright colored shirts on the strip try to hand you those escort cards, tell em you'll take 5 then just throw them back in their face. Literally none of them speak English.

If you visit a strip club, never trust ANY bitch in there that says they'll fuck you. They'll ask you to pay them up front and meet them around the back. By the time you're around back, they already left with your money.

I'd say about 20% of the people walking the strip are cops or informants. They'll slyly walk past you and say "got weed?" Or any other drug. Don't fall for it, bring your own shit.

If you're going to gamble, don't waste your time at slot machines. Go for the table games.

DO NOT PLAY THE COMPUTER ELECTRONIC ROULETTE. It's flashy, got a bunch of bright lights and hot women on the screen. They're in just about any casino. They're fucking rigged. Play the real table game with a real dealer.

If you go to the gun store, do it before you get drunk.

Watch the water fountain show outside of the Bellagio if you've never seen it before. They turn the fountains on every 15 minutes.

If you really want to fuck a hooker, leave the strip and go outside of Vegas to a real brothel. You will not find any hookers in Vegas.

U forgot to talk about burger king

sounds good bros. was thinking of getting some coke, speed, e's.. any advice where

I luv u

Ok. What now should I do in New York + Washington DC? 5 days each.

hookers

>hookers
Anything else? I'm not superman! Ten straight days of hookers would be tiring!

bruh if i had the cash to afford 10 straight days of hookers you can bet your ass thats what i'd do. I can't help that your tiny wee-wee isn't up to the task,

Lies. fuck your food I reheat yo shit all day and fuck people asking cutting shit in half and no salt. Nigger are the worst and sand nigger only eat fish and the chicken.

I never heard any stories coming out from Vegas. It seems like it's a black hole for things that happen there; they never come out and they stay in Vegas.
So whatever you do, OP, rest assured, nobody will ever hear about it.

Identify this raptor for please

Old vegas if you want to save money

>if i had the cash to afford 10 straight days of hookers
That's also the problem. Not enough cash.

go to area 51

Yea sure just go to the store with the giant neon sign on it that says "WE SELL ILLEGAL DRUGS!!!"

Read what this user said and bring your own shit. Cops love busting people like you that look for drugs in Vegas.