Hey Sup Forums me and my girlfriend will start a sex marathon tonight. Rules:

Hey Sup Forums me and my girlfriend will start a sex marathon tonight. Rules:
-I have to cum between 50-60times she between 80-85
-No breaks
-eating/drinking is only allowed if we have sex meanwhile
-no condoms (we're both clean)
-whoever is done first looses and has to pay dinner at a restaurant the other partner chooses
I'm broke as fuck wish me luck!

ok virgin

Thanks! Get yourself a girlfriend

you first, kid ;^3

nive thread also, v nice, first time posting?

50-60 times?? Maybe 5-6.

this went great

>50-60 times
>A night has about 8-10 hours
>She has to come 80-85 times
Are you telling me you have to come every 15 minutes and she has to come every 10 minutes?
What the fuck?

I've always wondered if there was a story behind this picture?

It starts tonight but it will become more than one night, we will see how long

Well believe what you want

No m8 thats why its called a marathon

Any plans on how to not collapse from exhaustion?

>cums after 10 minutes
>mind becomes clear and don't want sex anymore
>but user what about cumming 50-60 times?
People say stupid ass shit when they are horny

Don't you do some serious physical damage to yourself doing shit like this?

How you gonna make your hand cum?

>50-60 mate good luck
>he's an 80-85 optimist
Maybe some kind of drugs (weed maybe?)mixed with Viagra ? Can barely cum in my missus twice and even then i need a break and some orange juice but I'm 26 so eehh.

It's one of those things that sound great and you build up all this hype but when it's time to do it you realize it's not gonna happen. Dude will be lucky to get off 5 times before he won't even want sex anymore

if he smokes weed first he might get her to cum a bunch of are times but dude just not built for that.

The thing I don't think he realizes is vaginas get pretty sore. After a couple back to back sessions my wife and I had to stop because she was getting very sore. I say in one night anything more than 5-6 times is wishful thinking

>50-60 times
>her 80-85
Is your girlfriend one of those anime body pillows?

You won't get anywhere near you numbers. I bet you can do 5-6 times. Balls need approx 20 mins to regen after the first two times. I've done this when I was 19 with my qtpie at the time.

Must be nice. My wife is one and done. After she comes, she has no further interest in sex until she sleeps.

I fucked my wife 23 times in the span of about 12 hours the first night we slept together.

She was a real trooper and all her friends wanted to fuck me afterwards which was great ego salve.

you realize you run out of cum after like 6 times or so right?
op you and your gf are super retarded.

Ur wife must suck in bed if you can't accept one and done

Ha, after I've cum once I'm like 'fuck this, I'm going to play Skyrim'.

Good luck, maybe just read a goosebumps book instead mate.

^ this.

Read about world orgasm records, people. OP is either baiting, retarded, inane or insane.

Sex gets boring and hurtful for women after about 10 orgasms, and after about 5 orgasms for males on average. If you're really turned on and/or have some kind of chemical stimulant handy, you can up that to about 20W/10M. I've fucked my share of women, and can confirm that - even with ejaculationless orgasms, males having regular sex aren't physically able to cum more than about 15-20 times in a row, because of the way human body & brain works. It's a bit higher for women, but the orgasms get weaker and shorter with each one, and girls get bored, tired and start complaining about the pain at about the 20-30th orgasm.

tl;dr OP is a faggot, QED.