Drugs expand your mind!

>Drugs expand your mind!
>The US government is fascist/full of nazis!
>Oswald didn't kill JFK, M-MUH GRASSY KNOLL!
>Has literally said "WAKE UP AMERICA"
>"LOL GOATBOY"

Bill Hicks: The Edgy Teenager of the Internet, But For Comedy

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lol then he dide of cancer, fucken idiot

Drugs are interesting, I don't know about the rest.

t, edgy teenager

he's not wrong tho

>>The US government is fascist/full of nazis!
>Obama is president

I agree.

>Bill Hicks is bad because the people who emulate him 20 years after his death are bad

Bad meme.

Hicks was never good.

He was a goofy jackass that prattled like a retard on stage.

Literally Dane Cook tier.

I can understand your gripes with all the others, but Goatboy is in no way thematically similar, and is fucking brilliant.

Obligatory weekly alex jones thread

bill hicks is bad because he relied on edgy politics to be witty instead of just telling jokes like a normal comedian

He told jokes.

Please try at least.

>it's a references i don't understand special

PLAY FREEBIRD

At 1:00:30 Norm explains why Hicks is a fraud.

Forgot the link youtu.be/JtAkLGLviGk

Bill Hicks is the last publicly outspoken person who saw the world for what it really was.

youtube.com/watch?v=tYwV0fqEQrw

the internet is filled with publicly outspoken people who see the world for what it really is

they're drowned out by people with marketing budgets

>man I love drugs and I love smoking excessively
>oh fuck how do I have cancer now the government was supposed to be lying about all that drugs are bad for you shit

Give me some fucking examples

Zizek.

>they're drowned out by people with marketing budgets

What the fuck is this sentence even supposed to mean. Do you know what either "marketing" or "budget" actually mean

You're just blindly regurgitating his bit on advertising without the dry delivery

Nice. Solid.
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THIS

Never understood why so many would be edgelords suck his dick. It's like hippies thinking Howard Zinn is Jesus Christ.

Hicks told a lot of good jokes, but his whole iconoclast Schick is what he's remembered for, unfortunately.

Is he an evangelist or a comedian?

I never got goat boy honestly.

I never thought he was funny. I've listened to all of his specials twice and seen two documentaries about him. He's cited as such a huge and influential force that I had to force myself to give him not one but two tries on everything he did. But it's all just not funny. Carlin and him preach too much for my liking, but at least Carlin has great bits and clever wordplay. The swear words bit is awesome. But what did Hicks have? Goat boy made me laugh once or twice from the absurdity of it but everything else was just smug ranting. There weren't even jokes. Yeah yeah you can say that what he is saying is funny, but that's just you laughing at the stupidity or absurdity of something he's said. He has no clever jokes. His funniest bit was the "you all saw him, he had a gun" bit which he stole from a movie to make into a forced joke. He was a smug clown who shouted "wake up sheeple!" enough that he's now become an icon for early teens edgy internet users.

>implying you get pancreatic cancer from smoking cigs or weed

How else did he get it, from being painfully unfunny?

He died when he was 32, really really young considering he look & acted beyond his years.

>The US government is fascist/full of nazis!

Except the government is full of leftists, corporatists, and zionists

Literally said nothing

bill hicks was a prophet, no amount of sad bait can change that

He's the guy who created those cliches in the first place. You can't blame someone from the past for not being current you mong

His new act is pretty good.

... in that context it would mean people who have the resources and inclination to give x yearly to a marketing department to push whatever agenda they want.

But hay, literacy is at an all time low.

That's the dumbest bit I've ever seen.
>STOP SPENDING MONEY ON NATIONAL DEFENSE THEN WE'LL ALL HAVE PEACE

Hicks is literally for 10-13 year olds. Anyone older than that who buys a word he says has a lower than average (probably sub-90) IQ. I'm not shitposting, baiting, I'm deadly serious. You have to be less than intelligent to think anything he says is right. He was a drug-addled retard.

? He doesn't say anything about that?

>32
>mfw it's true

I always just assumed he was in his 40s when he died. He looked like absolute shit for a guy in his early 30s, and that's even before the cancer kicked in.

> acted beyond his years
> dude government and nukes lmao feed the poor

>anything I don't like is bait
How is he a prophet in any way? He said government is and always will be full of crazy right wing nazis, that was his biggest assertion is that they are evil military obsessed pigs. The government is now full of literal socialists. How was he a prophet in any way? The only message he spread was how to be an edgy fag who thinks he's smarter than everyone.

>"was never good" meme

Are there any worthwhile comedians these days?

Most of the ones I find are just LOL REPUBLICANS. The only one I enjoy currently is Bill Burr.

Nazis were left tho

you wouldn't understand young pup, I'd pat your head but I don't wanna catch your stupidity

>The government is now full of literal socialists

Not him but I watched it as well and if you know Norm you know what he's trying to say. Norm is and always has been right leaning. He was making fun of the stupid joke of Hicks being assassinated, then comparing it to an amateur comedian lady right afterwards. Norm never says things outright, he was trying to show how juvenile and stupid the act was.

I'm 27 and have seen all of Hicks' material years ago.
Tell me why Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are the Democratic front runners, one an admitted socialist and the other a woman who 100% agreed with his policies on economics (see the first debate).

Faggot.

> feed the poor
> well fed poor buttfuck their population up threefold
> have to feed more poor
> billions of stupid shit poor get angry, stab each other senseless then flood their benefacting countries
> nice liberal people succumb to the swarms of fanatical retards
> back to 200AD but at least we got rid off our nukes lol dude!

I do watch norm a lot, but i am ill as hell right now so i probably missed the point

You have to agree on the whole "marketing is pretty much a satanic deed" thing. If you work on advertisements and/or marketing you should probably kill yourself if there's any good left in your heart.

>Tell me why Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are the Democratic front runners, one an admitted socialist and the other a woman who 100% agreed with his policies on economics
That is not evidence for your claim

Faggot.

No I don't have to agree. Capitalism is a good thing.

>it's a libtards think they are always the good guys episode

>it's a conservatards actually believe there are such things as good guys episode

Give me any sort of rebuttal at all to what I said. You can't ask me for evidence after I already gave an example when all you have posted is mocking pictures along with greentext along with what I said.

Again, sub 90 IQ is the sweet spot for people who like Bill Hicks. I know this is all very hard for you to understand.

>Saw the world for what it really is
>"Stop spending money on defense and give it all to poor countries"

Post good comedians ITT

> implying he's wrong

The majority of his stuff is fedora-tier, then there's goatboy which is unfunny cringey shit

maybe if you weren't an nihilistic atheist you would meet good people

>Bill Hicks is the last publicly outspoken person who saw the world for what it really was.

I hope somebody close to you beats you to death. What a fucking illogical, absurd, childish statement. Not only are there many people who are outspoken about their views, most of what Hicks talked about was completely wrong. Don't post again until you stop thinking it's cool to rebel stupidly. All it does is give legitimate rebellion a bad rep, which is extremely dangerous.

He was shit because he was trying to be more of a philosopher instead of being a comic.
He took himself waaaaay too seriously.

Stanhope was right when he bashed his critics who tried to say he was parroting Hicks.

Stanhope = jokes with actual substance.
Hicks = bitter failure who turned to political rants.

Maybe if you werent a bigot and likely an islamaphobe you would fit into 2016

I didn't mind Hicks but his conspiracy theory one sided conservative bashing got old fast.

On the other hand I could listen to George Carlin call Reagan a criminal and feminists cunts all day long.

When Tool sample you you know you are a totally shallow edgelord.

>When Tool sample you

UGH

Hicks thought he could fix the world.

Stanhope just wants to drunkenly dance around while it all burns.

That's why Stanhope is funny and Hicks was tedious.

Anyone who believes Oswald killed JFK is a naive doofus.

Everyone knows it was a collaborative effort between CIA, the mob and Richard Nixon.

The solo at the end of that song shreds though

I've never done either and I don't have pancreatic cancer.

Your move.

What song was that? I remember him being on the package art for one of the albums.

>HURR STOP PUTTING DOLLAR SIGNS ON EVERYTHING
I hate when people say stupid shit like this. Anything with value can and should be bought and sold.

Third Eye

>Anyone who believes Oswald killed JFK is a naive doofus.

Wrong. Oswald killed JFK. Do the research.

Fuck you, Tool is the shit.

His stand up wasn't free.

Just sayin'.

I've done both and don't have it.

>look it up lol

Are you sure?

Freedom isn't free, there's a hefty fucking fee.

I bet you believe in black dog man

Also, there's a brief sample on Merkaba

No wonder I don't remember the song, the rest Aenema was awesome.

>mfw 46 and 2 drumkino

Are you?

lol people STILL think Tool is a good band?

Not saying the music is bad, i clearly listen to tool to know it. But it doesnt change the fact that lyrically they are that self-important 16 year old who read the wiki of jung and marx and talked with the parents at birthday parties

I know plenty of people I like, but anyone who believes they are good is deluded. I am also not an Atheist or a Nihilist.

>what is metastasis

FREEBIRD!!!!!

The fact that he was a Socialist doesn't magically make his current tepid right of centre Social Democracy Socialist.

Two people (who aren't even socialist) are not evidence that the government is socialist you fucking mouthbreathing piece of shit.

> no-one can have an understanding of the good but the good still exists
> by the same virtue we can have no evidence or experience of the good
> it definitely exists though and im not a nihilist

Well with that logic i get how you're religious

>Believes the propaganda

kek, your rulers even told you they were doing it

KILL ALL COMMIES

It's the Spanish Breaking Bad.
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You said govt is full of them. Hillary is a neocon war hawk and Bernie is a democratic socialist.

So where's the evidence that govt is full of them, even granting you about Hillary and Bernie that's only two people.

Better than anything being released this decade