EDC thread

EDC thread.

What kind of sissy faggot needs to carry a knife to feel badass?

Suck dicks, asshole

A knife like that? No one. It's for neckbeards to feel cool.
But I use a gerber knife I carry every day at work.

Why the chess piece and the dice?

I usually carry a dice everywhere, but that's because I play yugioh and I needed it usually.

There's a big difference between carrying a knife for work, and carrying mall ninja shit like that, made from the purest chinesium.

If neckbeards, like OP, are so fascinated by blades, why do they refuse to use one on the shitty excuse for a beard?

It was just for fun

edges are fun indeed

Anyone contributing?

why the die and pawn?

its because you're autistic

>Inb4 hur dur I know nothing about your life or situation but you don't need a gun.

Check it. You can't touch me.

Is that a SIG? What model

not sure wat do.

This is me. I'm a bit old-fashioned.

Same here! Gerber master race!

Handgun. Amateur.

>Chess piece and dice
So what's your geass power?

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Nice. Sweet wooden stake. What kind of wood you use?

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again with the fucking dice

Yatzee!!!

never know when ye ol nigga needs to roll dice in ye old hood

Moldavian ash mostly, but anything's a dildo if you're in a pinch.
Makes me look edgy.

Forgot your inhaler

YOU FAT BITCH

>ye olde hoode*

That's a S&W

Dude.. I have that exact same Alex key chain!

UKfag? Mrs got it for me at some shitty theme park gift shop

>cheese stick
>reeces cups
>granola bar

fuck dude you may aswell carry a fucking bologna and cheese sandwich and a juicebox in your pockets too. what do you need so much food for?

Yes sir! This is uncanny, you banging my missus mate?

bounty hunter? PI?

not so much because of the gun, but the lockpick set. what's up with that?

This, My Gerber 07162 is all I've ever needed. I use knives at work, a lot, I own a business where shit is always breaking. I have a set of tools there and at home, and my knife gets used so god damn much.

I'll never understand these dickless retards who have to get so aggressively opinionated about people who carry blades. I work for a living. I need to cut shit. I guess if the need ever arose I could use it to defend myself but it's not like I treat it like a grorious-u Katana. I used it to scrape shit off of my shoes like 4 days ago.

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That's taped there....for fun.

THAT SHARPIE HAS POO ON IT M8

>gerber knife
why the fucking bottle oppener if you carry an Axe, dude?

That's literally the only explanation

...and?

It matches his neckbeard and perpetual virginity

Looks like a 26 year olds manchild-sunday

>27

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>right down to the selfie w/fedora

similar to mine

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how come you all smoke same cigarettes???

>he doesnt smoke Newport 100s

That's a very interesting assortment of items fag.

Smoking is so stupid

This is true