ITT: Post your manly name.
Real men have names that are at least 7 characters long. There are exceptions of course, like Greg, but that's also a dumbass name. Real men have names that require more effort to say.
Manlet names:
You have to go back.
>Maximillion reporting in.
>max
Jeffrey here. Most people call me jeffy tho or by my last name.
>Jeffy
You're 5'3", aren't you?
Abrihem halid adnanic hodzic
Cameron here, but everyone calls me by my last name
im 6"2 but I'm jolly and usually drunk so it works.
Michael.
>Viktor
Wayne here
William but go by Will. Feels pretty good man. I used to hate my name when I was younger. Now I realize it's just the right balance of "odd/worldly/fancyish" to completely common and normal.
Black people always call me Weeel. Doesn't bother me because I'm not a faggot
Sáhkáravara.
(can someone even guess where I'm from?)
>Viktor
GTFO
Faggot here
Julian
Shangri-la
or Ohio. Either or, doesn't matter.
Conor standing by for name check
not bad
Good stuff man keep it up
Poo in loo?
My names Morgan few people know my name and most just call me moe
What's up Condor how you livin
...
Fuck you and your long names
Ryan
Nope, Europe. Sapmi. (Northern Sweden, native)
Matthew
Maxwell reporting in, you are correct about 7 syllables
>Gonzalo
When i went to USA some crazy redneck used to call me Speedy Gonzalez. Fun guy
Frederick reporting in.
I don't know how I feel about my biblical name.
t. Benjamin
Say it with me
Benyamin
Are there exceptions?
>name is Howard
Oh cool. I've actually been super interested in some aspects of your culture for a long time. Listened to lots of Joik and love the climate and nature up there.
Im the Ben below you.
Don't worry, the name Ben, in its various forms, spans multiple cultures and continents. Ben is universal. It's a great name.
Vladimir.
>Vladi
To own something
>Mir
World
yeah what about Jacob, Robert, or Kalvin?
>tfw parents wanted Andrew or Jacob
>tfw fucked either way
>tfw faggots call me andy
Really? Most people don't even know we exist..
Anything you wondering about?
>All these shit tier names
Tristan
Chandler
> Picture of a guy who goes by Leo. Three letters, two syllables.
Fuck off, retard.
I swear your last name is Barnes
>is clearly crying like a bitch
Nice autism.
Samson
>claims there's shot tier names in thread
>has hipster faggot name like Tristan
The only Tristan's I have ever known were coffee baristas (1) or faggot twinks who have sucked my cock or gotten their prostate pounded by me (3)
Modesto reporting in
> Yep, i'm a beaner
Don't go taking my foreskin now
Ethan
Imagine what your parents must be like, jesus christ.
that is hilarious because my boyfriend is black named Will and his entire black family sounds like they're saying weeel
You've fucked 3 people named Tristan? What are the odds of that fuck. I've had sex with lots of women and .. shit I can only think of two that had the same name (Emily).
Ethan is a name for small men.
Nikolaj.
I hate how it sounds when people who speak english say it and even more when none native english speakers say because it comes out as nikelai, so i go by Niko for most
6 feet even. I guess I outgrew my name.
Probably my least favorite name you fucking mong
Raymond
Rostislav reporting in.
Lawrence Here
Николай-николай сиди дома не гуляй.
Sebastian Richard
reporting in (that's two first names)
Michael
Nathaniel.
Chad
I knew a gay kid named Tristan who's mom gave happy ending massages to my other friends dad
>itt
Obi Wan Kenobi
lol yup. My name is actually Will Johnson and I'm almost always mistaken for a black guy. I've gone to job interviews and been immediately told "Oh, we thought you were black..", and been basically turned down because they were going for diversity hires. It's just funny to me.
There was another guy named Will Johnson in my school even. Most common name I swear.
Nope, sorry :)
Thor here.
Daniel reporting in for routine name inspection
They are cool, naming me Samson and teaching me to eat clean and workout from the start.
I HATE YOUUUUU
oy vey
Alber here, i want to kns cuz of that horrible name
Alberto
My brother is named Tor. Scandinavian spelling.
Artur
Greg is short for Gregory you fucking idiot. But yeah, it is a stupid name
Joe
Maximillion has to be the most faggoty, metrosexual name I have heard since Lawrence. Jesus fuck, you poor kid. no wonder you go on Sup Forums posting cancer like this.
Not russian, Scandinavian
Carey can be manly too
Like how tough guys wear pink
I'm Danish, I spell it Thor, but say it without the h.
>maxi million
What a retarded name
Joshua
There's only room for 1 Julian in here.
>gtfo
Another Daniel inbound
Actually I'm Daniel Boone no it's not a troll
I'm called Boone though
Neither Maximillion nor Lawrence are faggoty names mate.
Carmelo defascio delacruiz junior the third
John Paul reporting in you awesomely named friends
Georgi
Huh, Swedish here, we spell it Tor.
How's the weather over there? Going tomorrow.
Military does that
But the first was from my state (met in a club)
A civilian in NC
And later another in Savannah GA
The barista is from NJ (was stopped over and got a coffee)
I promise you they both are. The world is laughing at you sip your tea with your extended pinky, trying not to piss in your silky pantaloons.
Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence.
Vladimir. fuck yeah and fuck you
Kristjan
The plan is to have all my childrens names normal with no silly name ( names which you accociate by default as child names) and with the letter "R" in it.
One is already born - Richard.
Christopher
Tyler.
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Also, I've fucked 3 Megan's
>two spelled Meghan and 1 spelled Megan
My sexy lottery is pretty weird
callum
I guess I'm wondering how you're on the internet at all lol. I imagine it's not very common among Sami? Maybe I'm being ignorant, sorry about that.
Do your people suffer from any kind of prejudice or discrimination like almost any other aboriginal group? I know Native Americans used to suffer greatly, but we as a culture have pretty much outgrown that. I don't think anyone actively hates natives here anymore.
HI, Maxi!