Why?

Why?

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why not

Love, OP.
Love.

He's got a huge hog.

This. Those tall gangly skinny guys tend to have fucking monster schlongs.

This.
Hollywood Chads are either gay or have tiny dicks.

Her career is set for life, now.

>thought he was a jewish and rich producer
>he's just a regular actor
No idea, OP

Dats some tig bitties

Forgot pic

Why ?

He's with her probably because he likes big boobs.

A mix of these two.
Mostly because of the gigantic horsecock

It is said he's one of the big guys I'm Hollywood

She's fat and 6/10 at best

He's 6/10 at best

I don't see the problem

He looks like a funny dude

Is that Bill Murray?

Rooney is her true spouse.

t. Low test beta

No

>that 3 button suit

revolting

He must be very, very funny

Why?

She say when she saw him walk into a room and he was so confident yet still kind of disheveled turned her on.

He seems very jewey. A lot of girls in Hollywood marry influential Jews to get ahead.

Indeed he is. Replace "funny" with "it's at least 10 inches and makes her cum like she's never cum with anyone, ever" and you've nailed it. So has he, actually.

Side-note: Google's dictionary apparently believes the word "cum" is legitimate

They are both hideous

He knows how to spit game

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POO'D

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>influential jew
He's played dorky teen bit parts well into adulthood then switched to random loser bit parts after.

they can't keep getting away with it

Which one is supposed to be the pretty one?

Why

What is he listening to?

Because they are both ugly as fuck
>MUH FAT SAGGY TITS HURRR m-m-m-m-mommy ;;___;;

This.

Huey Lewis and the News

WHY

fail

manlet detected

Because there is no God.

F

...

Y'all should be ashamed. These guys should inspire and give hope. Instead, you mock and cry foul. SHAME ON YOU.

He's a self-confessed "audiophile" listening to what he believes are inferior headphones.

because back pain and internet shut in stalker memeposter creeps

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Why don't you ask her?

why didn't he just turn the volume down?

>Same height as Blanchett
>Blanchett is 5'8

Go be retarded somewhere else

He's a obviously a huge cuck. He probably never saw her pussy.

>You are a neckbeard if you don't think a fat, pale, cellulite ridden cow with a horseface and comically big, saggy tits is attractive
wew lad

>The back pain meme
Just stop it, man.

Crazy. I guess a proper confidence and personality goes a long fuckin way.

God knows I got by that way in a lot of relationship.

What? She looks weird. You people will fuck any human with long hair and no body hair.

Don't forget his enormous schlong.

They always forget about his enormous schlong.

Are you fucking retarded? They do get back pain with tits that big moron.

Doesn't help as much as you think. Several girls said I had the biggest they've seen but it doesn't always equate to long term shit.

only if you have lordosis by having shit posture to begin with (as in, before puberty)

fucking lol!!! this is too good!! XD and so true...

(you)

On behalf of the medical community, don't breed. You're too stupid.

Fuck I hate this faggot's face

Yes I'm jelly

Honest question, are back workouts a good solution? As in, she'd get a stronger back and be able to keep the tits?
My gf is thinking of a reduction as well and I'm desperately out of arguments.

It's the hair. Women love curly hair

also probably has a decent sized cock desu

yes.

check any big bust porn star, they work their backs out at least three times a week, a couple, like maserati, say its necessary

thanks family

Yes but she'd have to be dedicated. And let's face it. If she's dating you she's no prize. She'll eventually get the surgery.