Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Claim :o

I'm going on break.

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hardcore animal penetration

But you didn't post the Tomoko smut yet.

Who wants an egg?

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Not for some dog fucking degenerate.

Still no tablet for me?

What about for Tomoko. If she fucks a dog and is into it, then wouldn't you do it for her?

nice ears

What if dogs could talk and they told you that they hated you for raping them all the time?

Point is we can ask what ifs all day, but at the end of the day, you are still a dog fucking degenerate.

Im i haven't found a pic and im too lazy to open photoshop.

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Im not .5 until you make a tablet AND get me to sign that contract I never saw.

Seems unlikely.

What if they could talk and instead actually liked having sex?

they're really easy to make tbh

me
ah. nostalgia of my childhood

Im on phone. Kinda difficult there.

Poached or fried?

Claiming best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=2Do5ttRC6Tk

Which is worse: Some mutt fucking your dogs, or some man fucking your dogs?

Probably the best image of Rory.

You dont need to see it.
I'll make one tomorrow if i find something fiting.

Claim

don't hurt him!

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never knows best, :)

>Which is worse: Some mutt fucking your dogs, or some man fucking your dogs?

Geez that's hard. Probably another guy, but both would piss me off.

Unless I turned bi and got myself a male dog or something.

I like this one more, to be fair.
I do. I will get a lawyer on this.
Oh, just the raw egg?

yiss i want a baby chick

does u wish that was u?

Nah, you dont need that too, 5

One raw egg.
Oh yes I do

Finally home

>Claimed

why did you kill him!

Hes not dead. Hes pining for the fjords.

A tablet will be good enough.

Comrade shielder! How was your day?

Not for me

had a nice day?
you're a murderer, i want a big chicken so you can butcher it for dinner.
lonely and boring because wifi died for hours -.-

Kind of sort of. I have to pack and leave town in a bit

Dont be greedy now

fleeing the cops again?

Yeah, also going to give me finger prints to the US government

Im not greedy. Just adding to my previous stipulation.
All these eggs are not fertilized. They will never be chicken.

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That image lacks almost everything what has.

Work on your penmanship. I can't read that, you filthy illiterate niger.

lol i didn't mean it like that -.-
oh i didn't know chickens could lay eggs without being fugged

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Good lord, did you believe they were selling fertilized eggs at the store?

Speaking of which, some Tojo's hatched eggs outside their shell. Bretty wiggid.

I'm confused

G'morning /waifu/

>calling other people illiterate
>can't read

>calling other people nigger
>can't read

Are you my Tomoko?
will you be okay? why do you have to leave town?
hi chara's gf~

I need your luck.

I-I am my own person, you know..

I hope you break a leg and die :o

Hi alien guy.

I haven't seen Chara in a while now.

i used it all up!
fiiiine Louise-claimer*

Louise has her locked in the basement.

There ya go~
How are you?
Shit, you got me.

BOOM

EXPLOSIVE LOLI IS MINE AGAIN

i'm so bored and there's no sunlight ;-;
teach me open myself up so can let myself be in a relationship too

no carb diet is hard, send bread

how is everyone

Oh, you're a swimsuit guy?
All birds lay eggs anyway. Our lorikeet lays them all the time despite being the only bird in the cage.

Good evening

I don't have any

Bad

Yes chickens lay eggs without sex. It's basically their menstruation cycle.

I don't know what you mean by that.

I'm sorry to hear!
Well, aren't you and Hama trying something? Just focus on Hama and nobody else. Like, talk to other people, but only flirt with them.
Evening. How are you?

what foods are you staying away from?
doesn't that hurt them? do the eggs get stuck?

Bread

>Rory-sama

Good

Shimaaaaaaaa claimeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

All I ever wanted was to die unknown and unnoticed.

its difficult for me because i like being alone and i'm not very good in relationships and i'm weird and too silly and never take anything seriously and a lot more things that don't make me relationship material !

Why bad?

Anything with carbs I can't eat or drink right now, basically. So any drinks with sugar, I can't have, and alcohol is a nono.

Go date Hama.

Is this crescent fresh?

I have to go down and give them my fingerprints so I can become a legal resident

That sounds awful
Reeeee
Theatre luck is better than nothing

me too

are you fat or something?
wait are you being serious?
i have to get more from the supermarket later

All birds cope with it.
I have fresh croissants about to come out. That one is slated to be ham and cheese.

But with no luck you'll never make it there.

Why did you decide to pick explosive loli as your waifu?


More about the pose, camera angle, expression and the quality of the image (linework, lighting, finish, etc.)

Idk, i didn't really mean it

:o

now i want a chicken hehe

>no shielder reply

Well, that's good!
Up to anything but posting?

i have a lot of faith!

Faith: the belief in something that isnt true
Pls dont died

Not really, but I haven't been able to lift in 2 months+ due to an injury, so I need to cut what there is before an EDM festival in April.

Date Hama, you ignored me!

That's not crescent fresh...
youtube.com/watch?v=S0gJZMx79pA

I love you.

I could have sworn I did, I'm very sorry.

see

Of course, its not something to lie about

i have faith in myself to make it to the store!
what is EDM? can you lift me? i'm about 115lbs

I would love to date Hama-chan but I don't think I'm ready for something just yet.

what the f-bombs, i thought you were legal already!

I'm watching a movie with Konata

I love me too

I mean, you don't gotta if you don't wanna

>Like being alone
Everyone does, but if you're comfortable with someone, it's like being alone with them
>Too weird and silly
Some people like that
>Not taking serious
You don't have to spend all day being serious, you can be with someone and be lighthearted

Sounds pleasant
I can't say I know who you are though

no, no, no, no!

wifi is slowing down!

I wish I could post best gif. But its over 2 mb. Fucking hiroshimoot.
You're not crescent fresh.

Electronic Dance Music, rave music, dubstep, house, club, etc.

Easily, before I injured my shoulder I was benching 225 for 12.
I'm sure I've still got enough to do 115.

Rip hamaXshielder

Can i make sweet love to you in case you dont make it?

Who are some dominant,arrogant,vain characters. I'm a real sucker for those kind of characters.