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First for nu-males

THE CRADLE ROCKS

AS THE WOOD BEGINS TO SPLINTER

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Third for arabian desert metal

FOURTH FOR BLACK METAL IS GOOD

FIFTH FOR BLACKED METAL IS BAD

New Ruins of Beverast on May 5th.

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SEVENTH FOR BLACK METAL IS OKAY

EIGHTH FOR BLACK METAL

Recc me a band on the border between forest rock and neofolk.

Unholy
dISEMBOWELMENT
Pan.Thy.Monium
Demilich
Disharmonic Orchestra
Phelobomized
Forgotten Silence
Lykathea Aflame

What are some other hipster/Poseur/nu-male/im18andmytasteisfuckingsuperioresque DM bands?

Your favorite one

Some of agalloch's work but I forget which albums exactly

G O R G U T S
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I like Black Metal.

Megadeth is garbage

Prophecy Of Doom
Carbonized
Demigod
Xysma
Pestilence
Disaffected
Anorexia Nervosa's debut
Gorguts
!T.O.O.H.!
Deathspell Omega

Red/orange solid album cover, with stylized text of the band name in the center of the cover

genre was speed/thrash, kinda technical?

vocals were kinda shit but the riffs were good

Help me find this album I listened to a long time ago!

>Anorexia Nervosa's debut
Avant-weird metal's best kept secret. Kinda wish they disbanded after this gem instead of going all Dimmu Of Filth on us.

>hating on a fun Dan Swanö project
>hating on Transcendence into the Peripheral

Fag.

Ebonylake
Minas Tirith
numale

I just got into metal what is the undisputed best album

Annihilator - Metal

it's even in the name

this works

New suffocation single is out
and it's pretty fucking boring at parts

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>listening to the new output of 20-25 year old bands
wdhmbt

welp. absolutely nothing memorable about that one. and the vocals are horrible

BABYMETAL IS THE ONLY GOOD METAL, AUTISTS

Hi.

In actuality, sans the ironic tone you're conveying, it's any avant-tarde circuscore like Arcturus, Borknagar, and Thy Catamite or whatever they're called.

the wors tmetal song I have heard in years

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would you a fem varg?

>fem varg is just varg with make up

makes you think

>Stop masturbating to me.

>makes you think
About traps and how much I like them?

Yeah. If I was gay I'd young Varg as well.

i would prime varg anyhow

Well the ones i have seen of this app done to others completely changes the persons bone structure, but female barg is just varg after a shave and with make up and getting his eyebrows did

Try it on eastern asian people. Men and women look exactly the fucking same

Varg's wife is a sperg. If Varg was a girl, we'd have a chance.

There is no 'best album' in metal but ill give you my favourites from a few genres
Cryptopsy - none so vile for death metal
Darkthrone - a blaze in the northern sky for black metal
Children of technology - its time to face the doomsday for speed/thrash (definitely not the best but it is my favourite)
Worship - last cd before doomsday for doom metal
Black sabbath - paranoid for trad

incantation
immolation
morbid angel
death
infester

All dm except for dying fetus and carcass

>666
Alright i'll check them out

Has varg ever released a sex tape? Id love to see some atmoblack/pol/aspergers porn.

STOP

discontinue

If youre new to metal i wouldnt recommend blaze, none so vile or last cd unless you can get into unclean vocals.

Cheers.

Blaze is actually what got me into it

Burzum's music may be numale shit, but can we all agree that Varg himself is based?

Nice. Ill post some charts for you

Thanks

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No.

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>all these people defending mediocrity
why do people do this so much when bands release garbage?

oh god they're pulling the "they are legends you can't say SHIT to them" trope.

i fuckin told you guys post-2000 suffocation is garbage

the vocals are weak, the guitars are boring and the song writing is also boring and weak.

Just tour for fucks sake stop bringing us more boring ass death metal.

>im18andmytasteisfuckingsuperioresque
>looks like half of what tvtropers listen to from what i've seen of their "listening rn" threads
checks out

Why are they even trying

underrated

>tvtropers
Wait, who?
>their "listening rn" threads
What? Where?

I love this album

I bet you think blastbeats sound good, too

what are you bros blastin?

Post weeks

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I can very rarely get into the growling/grating vocals -maybe just for the band Summoning

What are some amazing metal songs/albums with clean vocals? maybe stuff like blind guardian, not necesarily power metal, any metal with clean vocals

All of these at the same time

If you like Summoning, definitely check these boys out.

youtube.com/watch?v=py6iHvKbDjs

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What is the Persona 5 of /metal/?

Dehmunanizing utitrain worship. Now stop asking this question.

>If you like [x band], definitely listen to [x band knockoff who really want to be x band but can't because x band already exists]

Vektor - Terminal Redux

yeah theyre good and i obviously got one or the other in recommendations on youtube as soon as I opened either one's videos

Nile - annihilation of the wicked

How come you guys didn't talk about the new Pallbearer at all? Did you guys not like it or something?

It gets memed too much for a discussion

Boring and generic

>Hey man, you should listen to Darkthrone. They're a lot like many other bands of their genre and even pay homage to bands like Mayhem and others they draw inspiration from
>haha idiot just listen to mayhem xD why even bother trying to find other stuff just listen to le master XD

Nice false equivalence dickcheese

Darkthrone are better than Mayhem though.

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we're all afraid of being t. numale'd

Which dates are you guys hitting up?

Fake and gay.

It's exactly the same, your sperging is just out of control.

I didn't say they weren't.

literally whomst

No. It's not.
On the one hand we have a band that explicitly tries to emulate another band that happens to have a very unique and distinctive sound. It only distances itself from the original by means of updated production and equipment.
On the other you've got two contemporary bands that helped shape a style and therefore share many traits, even though those triats are expressed differently.

It's imitation vs. linear evolution.

Dickcheese.

None because the closest one is a 5 hour drive away

>he doesn't know Arkona

never heard of any of these bands and they get a continental tour

My date is same as Candlemass, which one should i go to bros?

+Immortal
+Carcass
+Death
+Bolt fucking thrower
Is venenum worth checking out?
Also what are your opinions on emperor of sand? I thought it was pretty terrible, mastodon hasnt been good since crack the skye

Candlemass for sure

Their entire identity was built off of beating off other bands and tributing to them.

This bitch, also there's also a black/death fest coming up in June too with Revenge, Blood Incantation, Bolzer, and a bunch of other bands as well that I should buy tickets to, and I might go to the Candlemass day of this fest as well, maybe

>Ancient

Wait wat?