Watch Rocky training montage

>Watch Rocky training montage
>Sudden urge to go running
>Remember that I live in Florida

What other impossible things do movies make you want to do?

>watch batfleck work out in bvs
>sudden urge to hit a tire with a sledge hammer
>realize I can't walk up the stairs because they'll collapse under my bulk
>my mom throws tuppawares of velveda shells and comic books down the basement steps for sustenance

why can't you run in Florida? are you black?

>Watch Under the Skin
>Scarlett cruises the streets for unsuspecting boipussy
>I get carjacked after 2 nights

>watch drive
>don´t have drivers license

it's against the law

Gators

It's too fucking hot

Have you given thought to, oh I don't know, jogging up and down on the spot?

>watch Thor
>remember college glory days of being ripped and going to the gym everyday
>can feel the urge to step back into my life growing
>anxiety kicks in and I can't get out of bed

I feel so dishonorable

It's not the same

,_, movies are a lie

the file name reminds me of life

>Watch Pollock
>Sudden urge to make a painting in his style
>start dribbling paint on canvas on the floor
>my 320 lb roommate comes out of his room naked with a 5 inch erection and screams "LET ME HELP"
>starts jerking off and shoots strings of jizz on my painting

Nigger, I'm in Louisiana and run 3 days a week in this 90+ heat and humidity. Quit being a bitch.

Everyone in FL is super fat, and when you're fat, hot weather is amplified 20x

>Watching That 70s Show
>It's the Eric and Finns lose their virginity to each other episode
>Reminisce on all the eager, desperately passionate teenage sex I'll never have again
My sexual confidence was shattered in college and I haven't been able to open up with a girl emotionally or physically in more than 3 years. Thanks a fucking lot dumb sitcom.

>Want to run and get fit
>Skinnyfat, have a gut and mantits
>Too embarrassed to be seen outside

Could be worse. I'm 47 and still a wizard lol

God bless you for not killing anyone user

>neighbors just stare at you as you run awkwardly by them

WHY DO THEY DO THIS. SO WHAT IM A FAT MAN GETTING IN SHAPE! STOP STARING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>47 and still a wizard lol
Are you serious?

I'm /fit/ and get stares from neighbours when I pass by. Stop being so self-conscious.

So are you asexual or just apathetic?

>I'm /fit/

So you fuck boys?

>live in florida
>bitch about things

Don't lash out at me for being aesthetic, fatty.

Honey..

> See people eating out
> see people working out and bulking
> see people staying awake a full day
> see people laughing and having coffee or drinks with friends
> see people not being in pain everyday

> remember i have crohns disease

Just kill me senpai

this desu

You try running in over 30C weather m8

>tfw the only thing keeping you from running is anxiety

I don't want everyone staring and judging me. ;_;

Not to mention Pokemon Go making this a thousand times worse. I used to go out running at 11pm because it was so quiet, but even at fucking 3am, there are normies fucking everywhere trying to catch pokemons.

>remember i have crohns disease
How terrible is it? I have to see a GI specialist next month and there's a chance that I might have it. Be as brutally honest as possible.

colon has become death, destroyer of comfort

200% humidity and 100 degrees. You will be dead before you make it 1 block

I worked with a guy who had it and he took like three shits an hour.

Eventually they bullshitted some excuse to fire him because of it.

MFW Do it 5 days a week in Texas.

>be Chicago
>110F
>nigs