Okay b, i recently moved out of my parents house and am very tight for cash, between paying rent, my phone bill...

Okay b, i recently moved out of my parents house and am very tight for cash, between paying rent, my phone bill, and grave yard shifts at Denny's while i try to finish my senior year of high school by day. How do i go about becoming a hooker or something of the sort to make some cash? Any advice helps, thanks b! pic related, it me.

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Not sure what city you live in , but if in Canada go to backpage.com . Find your city and post an ad. If in states , post on craigslist under casual encounters.

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Get a GED and get a real job. Or go work a strip club. Or join the army.

More $$$ in the strip club, though.

Familiarize yourself with numbers 30 and 31, you cancerous newfags.

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This queer list again.

Maybe, but you're not naked

op here, i have all intentions of graduating and going to college, just trying to get some cash to have a handle on things until then.

tits please ma'am

too broke to be whipping them out for free, sns

If you were in a country that isn't retarded it'd be as simple as putting an ad up on craigslist or whatever

While tits do improve nearly any situation, this one's entertaining enough on it's own merits, thanks.

kek

I'd pay 100 to fuck you, 150 bareback

plebbit feeding attention whores who fail to complete basic steps of posting.

So you wanna be a hooker? Not worth it when you consider STDs, assault, murder, abduction, being arrested, etc. What's the point of going to college and getting a profession if you amass a lengthy criminal history?

Pro tip: Sugar Daddies.

There's a lot of desperate, ugly, fat men out there with cash to help you out.

Post ads on CL looking for a sugar daddy (SD). They're are SDs are there that will help you out financially and give you a place to stay if you just suck their cock. Just don't get preggo. Be smart.

Make sure the sugar daddy is who he says he is. If he's clean, had a profession, a home, etc, take advantage. Believe me, I post ads on craiglist looking for fuck buds, and every time I do, I always see some desperate fuck offering a Sugar Daddy relationship.

OR high end escorting for SDs and no sex. Research it.

These options are way better than being hooker.

Yeah, strip club. Insane cash income and if the $$$ still isn't enough, you'd have a reliable customer base for hooking.

OP obviously is still in parents house. Note the pictures on the wall.

op has a room mate, get a helmet if youre gonna jump to conclusions like that

Also in the US if you want to hook safely the best spot is in a VIP room at a strip club

thats actually a very good idea, thanks user

im in the us, so that helps. I'm really short though, do people go for short strippers? I'm 5'3

fuck yea

Just curious, OP: what state?

well you gotta give us more cleavage or an underboob then. I mean, something, right?

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