Trying to enlarge penis to lose virginity at 40. plz help

trying to enlarge penis to lose virginity at 40. plz help

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youd probably gain an inch if you lost that fupa you fatass

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And you, sir, should rather see a psychiatrist

sorry to break it to you but there is no way to enlarge the penis without surgery.
> 3rd year medfag here

Dick size don't matter to get laid. Maybe for a repeat fuck but not the first one. Try and lengthen your confidence. Women can smell desperation a mile away. Unless you're just a super freak be yourself and just keep trying to pick so,done up. If you don't care about looks, all pussy is pussy, there are plenty of women just as desperate to get fucked as you. Just keep trying, eventually you will be ensconced by wet warm pussy.

Oh god...

its not your dick, its your personality. kys for reals cause when its fucked up you still wont get laid in b4 baited

fucking duh. if there was everyone would know about it because everyone would be doing it

>trying to enlarge penis to hide my neckbearded faggotry at 40

Heres a tip bud. You could have N 8 inch dick but women would still find you unappealing if you haven't cultivated good social and personal hygeine habits.

Dick size has nothing to do with getting a girl user...it makes it easier to please her once you've gotten her, but even that is easy if you're willing to learn.

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You can't enlarge your penis short of risky, invasive surgery.

Also, the reason you're a virgin isn't because of your small dick. It's because of your gigantic body. Holy fuck are you disgusting, you fat shit!

You are a virgin at 40 because you are the type to try to increase your pecker with an apparatus.

>a girl has never seen my small dick, that must be why I'm still a virgin!

How is getting a big dick Iwhich you won't) gonna help? Are you just gonna walk around with it hanging out so everyone can see it?

You can lengthen your dick through stretches. Check Thundersplace or PEGym. Shit works don't believe the others.

You don't even need a huge dick to get a girl off. I mean it helps, but if you're technique is good and you actually give a shit about what you're doing, there is plenty of hope for you. You just need to find the right girl for you. Some prefer oral anyway.

you can't compete with toys so why give a shit? fuckin roasties man.

it looks like you put your unit on a little dick gurney to go to the dick hospital.

Why do girls fake orgasms?
Cos they think we give a fuck.

1) No time stamp, so fuck off.
2) That doesn't work.

No you can't and no it doesn't, you dumb faggot.

i can confirm this works

It works.

This works through micro-tear and heal. Its a very slow process. It's a form of body manipulation like you see in African cultures with the elongated lips with the plates in them. it honestly does work though.

Then why isn't every dude walking around packing a 10-incher? If you can literally make your dick bigger just by stretching it, why isn't every man on the planet doing it?

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No it does't. But it does break small blood vessels and capillaries.

Because they're lying faggots. Thats why.

all you're doing is fucking up your dick. If you keep doing that you'll only be able to get a semi. Good luck trying to loose your virginity with a semi hard dick.

its a slow process and its the the stretching that does it, you create micro tears that heal and over time increase length of penis

baby dicked faggots baited and detected
mwaaaaaa

No it doesn't because your lips and your dick are not structured the same way. Your dick is made of spongy tubes that fill with blood when you get an erection. You can't just stretch that shit out, you'll break your dick. It isn't just stretching skin, if you think that's all it is, you have a fundamental lack of understanding of male anatomy.

because it's much harder to gain in penis length and girth than it is in body muscle at the gym, you need discipline and dedication to find out what the best routine for you is and then stick to it for months to come; discipline and dedication is rare nowadays

It takes a lot of time. Most want a big dick within a month. That isn't going to happen. It requires years of dedication and even then you may only gain an inch or two.

It is a shit load of work and time. It took me around three years to gain 1.5" in length and .5" in girth, but I'd do it all over again. The length and girth helped my confidence significantly.

No, because
That's not how a penis works.

Bull.fucking.shit.

Have you tried for at least one year to increase your length by stretching? If you haven't, how do you know it doesn't work?

It works.

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no sir you don't understand micro-tearing. This "stretching" you calling it can be done with most parts of your body. you wont break anything. by your logic the human race should have died out long ago from inability to heal and replace. maybe you should take classes on anatomy general. this is basic knowledge

No, I haven't, because I'm not an idiot.

How I know is because of the multitude of peer-reviewed scientific studies and credible experts in human sexuality stating it's not possible, as opposed to your evidence of "a website operated by some randoms dudebro says it totally works".

My dick has shrunk over the last 5-7 years. I want one of these to try to recover lost length.

Where can you buy these?

Do it. Maybe you can beat this guy
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-worlds-longest-penis-says-6339231.amp?client=safari

Fine. Keep stretching your dick then. You deserve what's going to happen for you for being this stupid.

Lol

how much to pump to see gains

you'r implying ED from vessel damage. If you follow proper guides you will never even come close to causing vessel damage. It's a marathon not a sprint. You don't tie you penis in knots and such you take your time you do a warm up-the workout- then a cooldown stretch. and for the real paranoid you can ice ect ect

I've performed the stretches myself and speak from experience. It works. I don't think any scientific studies were really conducted on a year long study of pulling on your dick for a few minutes a day. The idea just sounds so fucking moronic that I'd hope a scientific studies weren't conducted for that long on such a topic... however lots of bros wanting a bigger dick have spent that time and it yielded results.

To OP, look up the sites mentioned earlier. Stay dedicated to what they say and you will gain at least an inch without a shadow of a doubt.

If you're still a virgin at 40, it's your personality that needs to be fixed, not your dick.

the reason pumps and stretchers don't work is cause it requires movement. not just stretch it as far as it will go then go beyond. look up jelqing

Really? You've gone through a mating dance and been lying there nude with an erection with a girl, whereupon she looked down, looked sad, and left saying sorry i hafta get up early in the morning, then giggled a bit and called her girlfriend after closing the door?

how many inches do you have

phd fag here, there actually was a study on penis enlargement using a certain device. I will try to find the study and link it here; however, you need ebscohost to view it.

results were about 1/2 inch average deviation

(don't ask me why i looked into this) lol

A pilot phase-II prospective study to test the ‘efficacy’ and tolerability of a penile-extender device in the treatment of ‘short penis’.

get out of my board you fucking mexican

i use pump and extenders

Make America great again.....kek's were had

A plant based diet can cure erectile dysfunction just dont try to watch porn and stuff.

youtube.com/watch?v=OVXzT_RBxFk

If you're a virgin at 40 your problem isn't your dick size.

It's really hard to have confidence with a small dick.