I have a laser pen

I have a laser pen.
Dubs decide what I do
I'm not putting it up my ass

Point at plane

put it up your nose and make yourself look like rudolf

point it at your pet's eyes for more than 5 seconds. (double points if its a fucking cat)

can lasers pierce cum?

I don't live anywhere near air traffic

dispense blindness to people

Lower ass onto laser pointer

point it at your own eye for more than 5 seconds

blow it up

it always makes me laugh when people think pointing a laser pointer at a plane is dangerous. you're trying to hit a target going over 500 miles an hour from a distance of AT LEAST 2 miles, and that's being generous. you couldn't hit that plane if the human race depended on it.

all my pets are dead sempia

Doesn't do much

If trips shove it up your ass

Put it up your ass

OP here,
quads and ill insert into asshole

you better not be joshing us.

Plus the number you get in quad is the amount of sharpie in pooper as an extra reward
Eg
4444 = +4 sharpies

foaling. pls put in butt

Peehole

Going to get quads so you can out in butthole

...

That's quite a tall order

put it up your dad's ass, then cut your dick off with a butter knife.

Better deliver

>I have a laser pen.
>Dubs decide what I do
>I'm not putting it up my ass

Shine it in the eyes of the most muscular police officer you can find while calling him an ugly woman

he physically can't

kek

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