How you died in the last Video Game you played is how you will die IRL. How fucked are you?

How you died in the last Video Game you played is how you will die IRL. How fucked are you?

I got killed by a Scout Trooper in Kashyyk playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

got crushed by a giant demon with two balls on chains shackled to its arms.. nice

i got killed by petey piranha while playing super mario sunshine... that seems like a terrifying way to go IRL

Shot in the head in CSGO.
It will be quick and painless

Headshot on gaylo 5

Ripped apart by feral ghouls… well fuuuuck

Got run through by the bayonet of some dirty Hun bastard in Battlefield 1.

I was playing fallout 4 and I thought I was throwing a grenade and it turned out to be a homing beacon for the chink sub nuclear strike. Fucking nuked myself.

Ulti of Bane
>Dota 2

This is how either Trump or Kim Jong Un will die

Sniped by Russian rifle in Battlefield 1...so time travel could be real...always want to see the Italian coast.

Can any please help in try for identify the raptor.

my Gnevny got hit by too many shells

killed in a shootout playing Arma 3 roleplay on NoPixel

got sniped
easy way out, boys

Redtail, juvinal

100 archers + 50 horses + paladins + trebuchets came to my city a killed every one i had in charge then i died

Entered the atmosphere at too sharp an angle and smashed into the ground at mach 1.5.

At least i get to go into space.

Dark souls..... Its lookin bad for me.

I wonder if it hurts getting your soul sucked out

Looks like a kestrel

dude what were you playing?

Fought to the death with myself.
I lost.

looks more like a coopers hawk

Minecraft, deliberately jumping off from the top of a 200 meter tower.

>Mount & Blade: Warband
Overhead strike to my head with a war axe. Ouch!

goin out in a blaze of glory!!
KSP?

Thanatos from Smite executing me with his ult.
It'll be quick.

it's crazy because i was actually just playing RE4. didn't get the chainsaw, just chewed to death by one of the guys you have to shoot all the limbs off of.

Got head punched off by Legion using Power Fist.

Fallout 4. Super mutant rocket blew my leg off. As the screen was turning black a pair of mutants with melee weapons were approaching to turn me into a gore bag.

Spawned 20 dremora lords in Skyrim

>Feels bad

damn geralt would die if he would jump off a 2 ft. ledge.

Anyways, I was playing fallout 4 and got hit by a missle launcher out of no where. My character's left leg and arm blew off and I died on impact. Guess I'm fucked.

Getting headshotted by a member of the Spetsnaz. Tight.

Elite Dangerous. Left the throttle wide open and flew straight into the sun. Horrible.

Just got this for ps4

got hooked by this fat bastard

Dante killed me... Devil May cry 4

Stabbed in the face by a spy after they failed a backstab

I just won a H1Z1 game, get rekt

Die Flashing over a wall, trying to steal a baron buff.. League of legends

Dark Souls 2

I'll come back to life, but I'll be undead. Could be worse.

Nommed by Brute

Sliced in half by Oryx, nice

call of duty advanced warfare - zombies - carrier - single player, just defeated the "boss" had to die eventually.

Hit by a helicopter blade 1200m in the air and flinging so fast i can't be seen into the empire state building. And die getting hit by a car.

Shot by a skeleton

You're still running Kingsfall?

Burned to death while being pummeled by an impossibly large club - Far Cry Primal

sheeeit...

Shooted up by the copperinos gta 5 style. Or crashing a plane I can't remember

Lost too much blood out of my dick being ripped off by a ghost and passed out while flying 5000m over the ocean in a desperate attempt to get back home and see a doctor before I bled out. Official cause of death was drowning+broken neck from hitting the water at terminal velocity.

>another day in infernomoo

I get ripped to shreds by a guard dog

How's your progress, user?

Worms 3D so probably drowned

Fuck you. I wanted those quints!

Headshot by Jackal through a wall in Rainbow Six Siege

oh shit nigga you gonna die

I was playing roblox and some nigga bloxxed me

Not great frankly. It is a little different feeling than the ones I've had for computer. I can't just raze any village I want even though I've got over 50 men

ha ha! You cant die in monster hunter!

roadhog is sexy, as long as he teabagged me after i'd be okay with it

>still plays MUDs

what are you doing with your life

What's your name ig faggot and did you play hellmoo?

I've been looking very closely at this game for some time but I'm still on the fence. Do you recommend it?

Did a no death run through Shadow of Mordor... Does the death before the game starts count? And if not, because I never died am I now immortal?

fuckin checked

I was incinerated at mach 20 when my shitty attempt at an escape pod slammed into the atmosphere and was torn apart almost instantly.

blown up by an ogre's grenade - Quake

Please, dont bring politics here, I came here to talk about vidya, not about any Politicians

because you posted in this thread, yes, you are now immortal

Fucking love that game. But to be fair it said last game you died in not last game you played

Me and 5 buddies getting killed by a gold, 3 headed dragon.

Who the fuck runs Kings Fall?

Exploring some woods and encountering 5 aliens, 2 of which are incredibly powerful psychics that destroy my brain with a single thought.

Crushed by Manus Father of the Abyss

NCR Veteran Rangers swiss cheesed me, quite quick I'd say.

Drowning in a lake with my best friend toejam

>Kerbal Space Program
Those who have played the game already know where this is going: spectacular spaceship crash

This Fucked

Got killed by Santa Blanca Cartels sicario in Ghost Recon Wildlands CBT.

Fucking mimic with a flying kick. Shit...

Fuck, I can't actually remember the last time I died in a game...
Maybe... Oh, fuck. I got sniped roughly three times, then run over and eventually died when a car exploded next to me in Mad Max. This is going to be painful.

Got smacked in the head after raping my cousin... Not that really bad dead.

>beat to death in the world's largest super prison inside a city by 12 convicts in clown suits

Arkham city on hard really sucks when your Y button sticks.
>at least I get to see Harley Quinn in that tight ass outfit one last time

Got hit by a grenade, crawled behind some stairs, placed Medkit, got ok, struck by mortar, stayed there with Medkit, got ok again.
Then I got out and a fucking tank shot a incendiary, burned to death.
I fucking love Battlefield

Executed via scaphism by my retarded, inbred son...

Thanks ck2...

Electrocuted by a Nioh boss. Extra crispy.

I fell off a cliff into some corrupted ass water in Darksiders 2 Deathinitive... Shit.

...

Got smashed by a larvae coming from the floor I was walking. Poor meatboy

If I didn't die the last time I played a video game does that mean I'm immortal?

AT-AT laser cannon shooting through roch formation.

Get sent to orbit by Giants

>roleplay
>minecraft

So you will have lived and died as a stupid bitch.

"The last video game you died in" no, just the last time you died in any game, no matter how far back you have to go.

invaded china and started WWIII
>whoever guesses the game gets a cookie

Effectively sliced in half by this cheeky cunt

Dark Souls 3

either getting charged by a reinhardt or missing notes in Osu!

Got smacked in the head with a shovel.