/heem/ the cuck story

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Valentina bless

pathetic aren't ya

penis

>trip

go

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>tfw can heem every here

>coral springs

Woodley will be cut from the UFC after he gets heemed by wonderboy

Are these 2 cards actually happening at these times? Both on the same night back to back? Wot?

Turn off your proxy, Quintavious, we all know it's you.

Mike Perry vs. Sage Northcutt

who wins unironcally?

Artem could heem everyone on the main card

>decide to spend some money on vacation

>go to the netherlands

lmaoooo

Holy fuck
>teenage knackers having a petty squabble
>squabble desperately ensues
>Conor mcgregor appears from nowhere
>"get to fook oof him ya fookin bowser"
>they scatter like fuck

This is absolutely comical, the mans a legend

youtu.be/eJ1s2eCu9bI

I gotta think Mikey P. He's bigger, hits like a truck, and just grittier. I think Corncutt might be more technical overall (though I'd give Platinum the boxing advantage), but he doesn't have the power and resilience. I think Platinum walks through Sage's memekicks and heems him.

THOUGHT YOU HAD HYPE, BOY?!

Yeah, because who the fuck likes interesting museums, beautiful scenery, good beer, great food, cool people, and all the weed and hookers you can handle?

Next time I'll go to
>coral springs
instead

>Conor comes back to the FW division

>be born a Somali mudshit redditer immigrant in canada with nothing going for himself

Lls family

I really, really want this to be real

Oh my god.

Based Goobs

Hey! Don't insult Adan like that! I mean, Chimneys don't clean themselves!

>People see a guy in a suit with an irish accent (IN IRELAND) and think it's Conor McGregor

fags, the lot of you

should have RNC'd him

1. That's his accent when he's not putting on a yank accent for the TV
2. That's his face, you can see it clearly at the end
3. Most Irish people can't afford suits
4. He's been back in Ireland as of last week
5. His da lives in a shit part of Dublin

It isn't Conor mate

this is why MMA should be banned

Except it is mate

why weren't the other youths jumping in and kicking the lad in the head?

except it isnt tho :PPPP

I want it to be, but he's probably right, m8. Don't think it's him. Fucking legendary if it is, though.

>not standing your ground and shooting him in self defence

He's in his dad's knacker council estate for Halloween and the footage is only released a few hours ago. I'm sure he will confirm its him sooner or later. If not than it isn't. I'm sure he'll talk about it, it'll go viral.

Bit scummy and they where but boys where holding them back

tyrone stop posting on heem you faggot

>walk into my custom built country home after work

>remember that, not only am I truly blessed with what I've earned, but that I also have internet fans

Feels good boys, not gonna lie

>2. That's his face, you can see it clearly at the end
it's clearly not him lol

Yeah, I'll await official confirmation before I'll believe it's him. If it is, though, that's based as fuck.

Shut up nigger

I'm part Irish bud

Reinforcing my point

>>walk into my custom built country home after work

Chimney sweeps make that much in Canada?

KEK

>'''''''IRISH'''''''' north americans

REMINDER HEEM IS A NO BULLY ZONE ENDORSED BY CONRAD

Somali's aren't Irish. There is no Jihadi branch of the IRA.

It's ok. We're only bullying Adan.

lmao you are permashook bud

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

your country is 15% white

I permashook your mother's pussy.

HEEM SLEEPY

Stay mad.

conor would heem moose

...

kek

Yeah. I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives – in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying “yes, there’s more to Ireland than this”. A good slogan for the tourist board – “Dere’s more to Oireland dan dis

You would think an Irish dude would be able to recognize that sounds nothing like Conor. Thats not him at all

is conner a beta?

But Tyrom has white wife. Or what?

Who is objectively the best boxer in the UFC?

Conor

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Goobs

>irish guy in a suit
>must be mcgregger

kek

>it's a BJJ training day

REMINDER: 3 TIMES A WEEK MINIMUM

ME

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Fuck off, cuy-eating manlet faggot. Your country is an embarrassment compared to anyone around you except Bolivia.

It's him when he's not putting on a yank accent for the TV

Moose would run loose on that 50 kilos ginger retard

i would run loose on your mother's puss

My mother is dead, asshole.

>Tyrom has white wife
he doesn't

For real, though. I truly do want to believe this one more than anything else on the interwebs.

sorry

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Word of advice; never read the comment sections of mmafighting and bloodyelbow.

There's so much cancer there that you'd succumb to the disease even if you browse with a radiation suit on.

If you thought reddit was cringy then try scrolling through the comments on a major mmafighting article.

Went there to discuss fighting, wound up wondering whether transgender marriage is considered gay marriage.

Nothing as cancer youtube/facebook comments though

Better start hiding your women white bois

#Thepredator
#Nocomment;)

>mfw I realized Bisping will split decision Georges St-Pierre, Chris Weidman, Jacare Souza and Jon Jones, in that order

This is why you trane Jiu Jitsu in the gi 3 times a week minimum

>french chicks
>white

Pick one.

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Couple of solid 7s there.

Comments on porn sites by Indian or Middle Eastern "men". The ones where they talk directly to the girls in the videos and brag about their car.

Top-tier cringe.

conor broke up a fight earlier

no he didn't

Fuck.

John Kavanagh saying it's not him on Twitter. That's too bad. WTF I hate Conor now!

yeah he did its on video

>Being this gullible

UNDERRATED POST

mobile.twitter.com/John_Kavanagh/status/792038613034860544

Yes it is, not everyone in Ireland looks the same

moron

Conor was probably on the wrong side of a similar conflict as a kid way too many times. As to why he became a fighter. He said he got into trouble all the time with the pikeys because of Dee when they were kids.

Except he met Dee when he was already an adult

post walkout

youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE

>complaining about cancer when you yourself are cancer

>blagoevgrad

Are you simple?

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Just British