Hey Sup Forumsros get the fuck in this thread, you know you want to know this as well. Serious discussion...

Hey Sup Forumsros get the fuck in this thread, you know you want to know this as well. Serious discussion. How can I flip $10k-$15k US to $50k in 1 month? I'm talking at least somewhat clean money I'm not going to sell coke or some dumb shit. What is the smartest/safest/easiest way?

Start a hot fudge enema salon.

It's the new hot thing, you'll triple your money in weeks.

Black Jack.

Double dubs checked
Go sell coke or something and get of Sup Forums faggot

go to vegas and bet it all on 1 game you bitch..

Can I really make that much profit?
Just from counting or what?

Not exactly *safe* because you either need to know what you're doing yourself or trust an investment banker, but I took $35k worth of stocks that weren't doing shit and moved them into energy market businesses the day Trump got elected. That $35k is now worth $61k as of yesterday's close and is still steadily on the rise...so in 3 months I made more doing absolutely nothing than most liberal protestor autists do in a year working at Panera Bread.

If you're good yeah. Playing slow and safe can net you the money you need in a month easy.

No this only works with smaller amounts, I don't wanna go to Vegas and be tens of thousands down when I gotta leave. I don't have that much to fuck around with.

quickly invest in a cat ranch.

also must have a rat ranch near by.

raise the rats to feed to the cats.

skin the cats and sell the fur for profits.

take the dead skinned cats and feed them to the rats.

endless income.

win

Invest it into the stock market

serious discussion here - you fucking can't.

do you have any skills?

Start a porn website

High risk... high reward.. no other way. Kilo of coke 6-10k pending quality. Grams sell for 60-100. Profit 50-90k

Actually playing $800 scattered on a single number in roulette isn't that bad of a way to do it as long as you have bank roll to back it. Even with only $400 straight up on a number would net you $14000.

I could get decent at it I have done it in the past, I have heard that casinos 1. Track how much you make and start kicking you out after a little while of winning more than you should 2. Report to other casinos in the area so you can't just hop around to another.
Know if either of those are true? Thx btw.

Prostitute chickens.
Be a chicken pimp.
You can triple your money in a week

Fuck I may have to try this shit I have been extremely wary of casinos my whole life but it's tempting this is exactly what I want to do

They do. But you'd have to try to make the whole wad in a single sitting for them to do that kinda shit. If you can make a grand a day at 1 or 2 casinos you should be able to get fairly close to your target amount.

Yeah you can dumbass trust me.
As I stated in op not selling coke. I know very well that is pretty much the exact profit I'm looking at... Um I wonder why. It's easy but it's way too fucking risky and I have gotten really used to quick money.

Do you know if this is literally possible? Talking hypothetically of course...

Is it possible for me to learn how to do this myself? I'm not splitting my profit with somebody just because they told me where throw my money at

I'm pimpin all the chickens already brah

I have a friend that made his living doing exactly that for over 20 years.

>one off of triple 82s check'd
Damn alright thanks bro. I am going to check it out then that's insane I don't think I'd be able to pull it off for 20 more years though kek I'll be a certified oldfag by then.

Sure, anyone can do it just by watching what stocks gain and what stocks lose and being smart. When Trump got elected I knew companies were going to start drilling for natural gas and mining coal again, so I just called my accountant/broker and had him move some of my slower-moving stocks around a bit.

I bought a bunch of oil company stock whenever oil went super-low a year or so ago as well...that proved to be a profitable venture as companies like Royal Dutch Shell's stock has about doubled since this time last year.

Well then. I'm intrigued. I wish stocks were more tangible, I can easily see and predict patterns from watching them for a while but it's still hard as fuck to drop a bunch of money in to them.

Why would anyone ever reveal their secret money making techniques for you?

I think it's fun- definitely something I'm going to enjoy once I reach retirement-age and just want to tinker restoring old cars and shit. I'm 36 and most people my age are asshole-deep in a mortgage, car payment, have at least $30k in credit card debt, etc....my house is 100% paid-for, cars are all paid-for, I don't carry a balance on a single credit card, and I don't have any monthly expenses with the exception of consumables (food/electric/etc). If I want something, I just go buy it and move money around to make sure it's covered.

I was also smart and didn't marry my highschool sweetheart immediately after graduation then wind up divorced with two kids at 23, either...so I have that on my side as well. LOL

Buy a very good small child disguise, kill someone's child, impersonate them, then steal their money and frequently ask for your allowance until you have drained their accounts right under their noses.

You can quadruple your money in days.