Okay. Help. So I have had a guy friend for one whole year(bless his friend-zoned ass) and well

Okay. Help. So I have had a guy friend for one whole year(bless his friend-zoned ass) and well....
Recently I asked him to come over so he can fuck me.
> Be me a couple days ago, horny, and wanting some dick
> Calls up trusted friend for sum fuk
> He comes over
> Play some TV
> Sit on top of him
> Impatient so I push the chair over while I am on top of him to get him to say something about the fuk
> We get naked
> Waiting for the dick
> Has no boner
> wtf?????

So after a couple of hours trying to figure out why, we come to the conclusion that the reason he didn't get a boner was because we were friends. How do I make him get boners? I am not even ugly! HE is the lucky one for getting to fuck me. LOL. Also, he is a virgin. Lmao.

Not a bitch tho. I promise. He is a sweet-heart and idk. I guess I am the lucky one to take his virginity.

Tits with timestamp or just abandon your thread.

tits or gtfo

also he was probably nervous.
if you actually are out of his league and hes a virgin you prob should give him viagra or some shit.
that or somehow try to make him not anxious.

unless he really just sees you as a friend then you need to work agaisnt that. talk dirty to him. touch yourself infront of him or send pics/vids

tits or gtfo

piss on the couch

maybe hes not gay dude
not everyone likes dick
dont take it too hard

jesus, I almost spitted my drink

TITS WITH TIMESTAMP OR GTFO!

Not seeing any tits here.

>I am not even ugly!
Keep telling yourself that fugly

>HE is the lucky one for getting to fuck me
As soon as he seen that retched and foul pussy, plus the whiff of fumunda cheese that came crawling out of your fat ass pussy, he didn't want anywhere near it

>Also, he is a virgin. Lmao.
I would've said the same exact thing to get free pussy, in fact I have and it works every time on you dumb big heart bitches.

Time stamp.

how often do you masturbate user

Regularly

That's ridiculous. I would happily fuck my friends.

aight, good night sweet prince

Because he actually likes you and knows what you're doing and that nothing will come of it. So in his mind it's not even worth it. Good job, you stupid bitch. Way to mess with his head.

Yeah! What he said. Stop raping your friends! Guys can be raped as well.

Ok he's gay.

Virgin here...if you got naked in front of me I'd fuck you senseless whether you wanted it or not

Can't tell if you're fat or not, but from your tits and lips I can say I'd give you all 8 inches right fucking now

as a guy who is not a virgin i can tell you that it wont work like that.

i have not met a guy whos dick worked right their first time ever.

your clearly a conceited bitch and he is a beta faggot for not kicking your ass to the curb. he was waaaaay too nervous about the whole thing cause he wanted to perform for you and you were a cunt about it.

also your tits and vag are nothing special. fairly saggy for an a cup and you need to learn to work a razor if your gonna shave at all.

nice

Suck his limp no boner dick. And try not to make it a huge fuckin deal

Hahahah oh fuck, this is rich.

What kinda fucking joke has dick problems their first time? I remember my first time, i was doing great. Good luck with your dick problems

>totally a real guy

Did you try blowing him?

>implying hoes aren't replaceable, in a few years he will be plowing your friends too. Haha, women "actually" think they aren't an object for a second.

>inb4 you're probs a loser, I'm easier hotter than 90% of Sup Forums which doesn't mean much.

Yea mate, you have the one girl on Sup Forums pretending to be a guy so she can laugh at your dick problems

Does your handler know you are on Sup Forums? Do you need assistance getting home?

Im calling you retarded and impotent you pleb. Just so you understand me

Probs your moderately oversized nipples that grossed him out

Yep maybe you took too long now he doesnt see you that way. same shit goes for guys

Your experience =/= everyone else
I had issues with keeping a boner during my 1st time too, way too nervous, so I'll glady accept the other user saying it's a common thing

Op you need to make a pic of your pussy feom the other side!

Can any one including maybe whore OP try please to identify this raptor?

Sounds like you blew it (OP).

If he's honestly a virgin AND you've been friend-zoning him for a year, you need to do something more than just say hey let's fuck, especially if 'he's lucky' just to get to smash.

By friendzoning the poor bastard you've mentally prepared him for the idea that you're not interested in him that way so you need to let him know explicitly you want to fuck him instead of implying it. You might think just calling him over and getting naked should do it - but he probably was just nervous about the whole idea, especially if after being friend-zoned he didn't keep pressuring you for a date or sex.

Also, don't be shallow. No one is 'lucky' to be able to have sex with you. If anyone was 'lucky' you wouldn't need to call over a trusted, friendzoned for a year, virgin friend just to hit it when you're horny.

Women don't call over trusted friends to fuck, fyi.

Lmao!!!

I bet he's into some freaky porn and he's given himself erectile dysfunction.

Fuck you girls' schizophrenia.
You friend-zoned him for a year and then you expect him to just hit you whenever you clap your hands.

It depends on the person, but I can understand him.
Also if you do the same with a non-virgin with a sex life you could even get a huge fuck off instead of a fuck. And you deserve that.

You're hot and you seem like a bitch (seems those two are synonymous at this point).

> HE is the lucky one for getting to fuck me. LOL. Also, he is a virgin. Lmao.

Stop acting like a cunt, chances are he's picking up on you laughing at him internally, you petty princess fuck.

Reminds me of fucked up shit that happened during the war.

I was a Chinese fighter pilot during the Punic Wars of 1722 1/2. We ended up having to bomb Mogadishu. Ruff stuff, man.
Some faggot asked if I meant somalia, but I actually was talking about the subcontinent of antarctica. The place was crawling with Sioux warriors armed to the teeth with phasers. Sadly for those poor crackers, we gave them two Scud missiles: fat man and little boy. Those torpedos hit so hard, we learned never to attack the tower of Giza so aggressively again.

Eh. If you aren't a troll I'd say you are just dumb. The answer is so glaringly obvious I doubt spelling it out for you wouldn't even make a difference. Just do what all the other dummies do and stop caring I guess.

Jesus christ. Put his dick in your mouth until its hard.
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sounds like you're just a self-entitled bitch lol

This.

my first time was without a condom
worked 150%
2nd time was with condom
had trouble keeping it up while putting that shit on. Also condom was too small (if it's even possible).

with such a striking beak and plumage, i would say a hawk

he's probably fapped to too much fucked up porn

he can't get hard to normal women anymore, and sees their true worth

you've lost OP. you will never take our brother, he is ours now.

I've had a friend that is a girl for years, we are drinking buddies and hang out sometimes in general, i have had sex with girls before and all that but i just can't imagine fucking her, it would just feel weird, she is attractive and all that but to me she's kinda "one of the guys" even if she's feminine and shit if you know what i mean O.o

Where you from? I'd fuck you!