Black vs everything else

Black vs everything else.

I know you faggots will argue about anything. Prove that black coffee isn't master race

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black coffee is superior

Black coffee is best coffee.
Can truly appreciate the subtle flavours the roasted beans have to offer.

Only thing, is that it's an acquired taste. So starting with the infamous "double double" isn't shameful at all. So long as you have the chest hair to work your way towards black.

i got my wife to go from loaded with creamer and sugar to black. She gets all kinds of different k cups now (haven't introduced her to press or beans yet).

Coffee is indeed much better when it's black

Congrats on that!

I went black due to a contest with a friend. Who's still a pussy and drinking it with two sugars.

Still haven't tried that french press thing yet. But I hear it's fucking awesome.

Oh, and one more thing. Once you go black, you can't go back.
Brewed a particularly strong coffee one day. Thought, "I'll add a bit of sugar to save this tar".
Nope... dozen grains of sugar. Way too sweet. Trash.

Black coffee is like bread
Delicious enough to eat on itself when fresh (=straight out the oven) but thats not all you can do with it

A homebrew cappuccino is tastier then a black Starbucks coffee

Then again everything but the coffee is Good at Starbucks

>Using an oven to make coffee.

You're a special kind of person, aren't you?

And Starbucks coffee is overpriced mid range shit. McDonalds makes a better coffee. Which is strange, because everything else on the McMenu is complete shit.

I initially tried black after switching to coffee from energy drinks while working night shift. Found out that I was getting way more energy from the coffee. Tried it black one day when I forgot to stock up on creamer. Haven't been back since.

BLACK WITH A DASH OF ANGOSTURA BITTERS FTW PLEBS

Good goyim. Black is masterrace.

black coffee. not niggers you cuck

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Well, just like the niggers. With coffee, once you go black, you tend to shit in excess... I mean, never go back.

lmao @ anyone who drinks black coffee

Black coffee:
>stains your teeth
>makes you shit your pants
>makes you look like an edgelord
>makes your breath smell
>causes anxiety

Everyone knows 3 creams and 3 sugars are where it's at.

>Not drinking a 4x4.


And you call yourself a teenage girl.

I've replaced coffee with tea but when I drank coffee I would just put a little creamer in it, no sugar.

Adding cream for colour, I see....

I'm okay with this. But I'm still going to call you a faggot for not taking it big hot and black.

>3 creams and 3 sugars

When did you come out to your parents?

Master Race

Fuck coffee, black tea is where it's at!

Do you lift your pinkie when you take a sip of your BF's cum?

Tea is for queers and women. Possibly Brits. Who like to pretend to be queers and women.

Tea is for people that want caffeine but don't want to shit their pants

Absolutely hit the spot!
I'm a Brit and I do lift my pinkie and I do drink my bfs cum while pretending to be a woman.

Maybe you should stop taking that BBC up your pooper. You'll have more sphincter control.

I get more out of coffee. I drink my tea straight as well and seem to get much more energy from coffee.

Though I do prefer tea in the afternoon

Well then, my job here is done. Hats off to you good sire

You are a special kind of stupid aren't you?
Kill yourself

I will eventually, friend.
Gotta exercise that last ounce of control in one's life, right?

Also, thanks for the (You). My joke bait worked perfectly! Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!
Now suck my big black coffee, faggot.

The only black thing I'll ever have in my home

black is for poor people who cant afford milk and sugar, prove me wrong

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Untrue. I have access to some really bad ass coffee options at work. We have like 5 different coffees available, 10 different creamers and all the sugar and sweetener. I still choose black

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if you have bad ass coffe you would want something to hide that ass taste bro.

What type of coffee do you go for?

I like fancy medium dark roasts, myself.

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Idk man. It just doesn't taste bad to me

I just drink whatever is available. Usually go for the dark roasts as well since no one touches it at work. I'll go snap a pic real quick of what we have

Pls be fake

I'm the other nigger you responded to.

But as I posted earlier, even if you make a tar like brew, only a few grains of sugar and it's too fucking sweet.

Once you go black, you can't go back. So you learn to love those tar brews; as well as learn how to brew properly to avoid that brew. Add grounds; to taste. As they would say.

coffee is a shit tier drink no matter what you put in it.

Coffee in general tastes like tar and makes your breath smell like sewage. Tea ftw

With good coffee, yes. Bad coffee, no.

Ow no it is not.
Some thread of some SA dude he was fleeing the country. He yelled at ppl making racist comments :)

I drink 1 black coffee every morning, cream/sugar/milk just makes it gross and gay.
Really the only black thing that is useful in this world is coffee

Tell you what. You probably don't even know how good coffee tastes like. You probably the American watered down shit.

you are right. I dont really think too hard into it. I just know my shit tier black coffee tastes better without all the extra bullshit

>Forgetting the little black dress.
>Black lingerie.
>Black gold (oil, texas tea)
>Blacksploitation

There's plenty of good black things in the world, user.
You really need to get out more.

If you think that is bad, I put honey to my coffee... and milk.

I don't have any friends and my girlfriend just left me kek
I'll come out of my shell one day

>Honey

That.... might actually be good.

A brit speaking about taste. gtfo

You and me both, Sup Forumsrother.
On another note... you got any oats?
This coffee has made me hungry, brother.

It is, just not to much...

I work on a vegetable/bee farm and whenever someone mentions honey I get a bonner
I accept your use of honey

Big ass box of oats
I just got simple food/easy to make shit.
My ex used to cook every meal for me now I am just learning how to do this shit (im 25 so i'm really late)

I basically but honey to everything, it fits in reasonable quantity's in everything and damn its good

How'd you fuck it up? Sounds like you were living the dream.

no you're right. black coffee is best. healthiiest, quickest, superior flavor. go to pol or fit and ask there

I wonder what Sup Forums would say...
They hate black things. But white coffee is for fags....

drop of milk is not going to do you anything in diet sense, be reasonable... To think coffee as health thing is plain wrong, its just a drug...

healthyeating.sfgate.com/health-benefits-black-coffee-4254.html

from everything i could find through 2 seconds of google there doesnt seem to be many downsides

always trust what you find in google

You're all wrong, add a packet of hot chocolate mix to the coffee.

My wife says she only prefers black

Is this a thing?

Cafe mocha.
It's been a thing for decades.

I like my coffee like I like my women: Sweet and brown.

french presses are great and cheap. Highly recommend if you enjoy good coffee. Can't use that pre-ground garbage though

Barista here

i drink latte's. double shot espresso with some steamed milk.

i think im working to like the bitterness enough to enjoy cortados.

but if im having a french press or pour over than i def drink it black.

But my coffee grinder is for weed.....
You saying I'll have to get another one?

You're a fag. Men drink coffee. Real men drink cappuccino. Black. No milk. No cream. No sugar.

So said an old Sicilian I do work for. When talking to my employer... who drinks it with a bit of cream and sugar.

Good times.

Coffee is for barbarians. Civilized people drink tea.

A barista that drinks black coffee is a good barista. Everyone should know what the base ingredient of what they are selling tastes like.

Barista typically means Starbucks employee.

So you can guarantee they don't actually like coffee.

i literally do drink coffee? lol and i said i drink it black. learn to read newfriend.

i do not work at starbucks. i work at a cat cafe actually. we use a hand pull espresso machine instead of that automated crap.

There's a time and a place for black coffee and milk coffee. Nice beans? Black. Shitty? Milk that shit down and forget my sorrows.

>Milk
>Black
Try again....

But I'll give you credit on the rest. No idea what the fuck a cat cafe is. But it's not Starbucks, so you get a cookie.

yeah well you cant have a latte without milk right? you do know how coffee works?

"when i drink french press or pour over i drink it black"

I don't do your fancy fucking "latte" faggot shit! I'm a man! Black, thick tar like coffee, all the way!
Or brewed to perfection, usually...

Clearly I need another cup of coffee, wouldn't you agree?

Im gonna take a gamble and say that milky coffee is best

>I was just pretending to be retarded!

Joking and being retarded are two separate things, friend.

However, I think you may have just dipped into the retard pool a bit.
Better hope you got your floaties on!

You came from reddit? You're really screeching autismo over there.

I've never been to reddit.

Although I've been told I probably have that aspergers thing.
Have you never actually had a real conversation with another human being to the point where you think that sincerity is trolling?
Is that's what's wrong with young people these days?
Honest question.

Ah, I get you now man. Apologies.
I'll break off of my shit for a sec to warn you that Sup Forums is full of idiots that call each other faggots, retards, niggers, kikes, and other things for mild entertainment when they've exhausted all other forms of entertainment.
Same goes for me. I'm out of shit to do right now so I'm here.

I've been here since 2007.
You don't gotta tell me shit, newfriend.

Black coffee with about a third of the cup Irish creme. About 5 of those and I'm ready to begin my day

>Irish cream
Whiskey?

If you've really been here that long, you wouldn't be having this conversation and making the same mistakes new fucks actually make.

Don't try so hard around here.

I'm bored, like you.
So I'm jerking you off for (You)s now.
Just as you're jerking me off.

This is Sup Forums, friendo. One big circle jerk. Even in the non-porn threads.