/cum/

return to sender edition

...

>premarital, casual sex

>he's never taken a girl's virginity

>yfw mexico doesnt give a shit about protecting its borders because everyone is going to the US anyways

really makes u think

>...
>not …

Courage?

>>>/facebook/ >>>/reddit/
I don't care where you go but you can't stay here

Every Atheist should be burned at a stake

what about me

Been browsing the 'chon since 2008 when I was 13

You get to be castrated and become a choir boy

someone's ASS DAMAGED

thinken about making this image my desktop bg
not decided yet as there's a big slut in the way of that great view.

fuckin hell gettin tired of 0% humidity and anywhere from 0-75 degrees in a given week

get me out of colorado reeee

>13 in 2008

your Sup Forums license has been revoked

poopy soiled pee pee pants as a suppository

saygılarımı sunuyorum

Don't talk about Asuka like that!

¡ !!! !

Similarly, how long until she turns into an orangutan

t. fornian

>no humidity
>bad

LinkedIn is seriously fucking gay

Leave it to an anime fag to draw a fighter completely incorrectly

I was 14 in 2012

What do you even use it for?

>Christfags this buttblasted
I'm not even an atheist but this is just sad desu

I was in Arizona and NC before this

>boss is mad because my photo isn't nice enough

Time flies fast no? :( wish we could turn back in time ;_;

VIVA MEXICO

me too bro

>Mfw North Dakota is nice to me

>What's sad is that you're a man of science and not a man of faith

it's the next standard for resumes dumbass
get on board or get left behind

Who are you quoting?

drink water. enjoy the easy weather.

my minecraft village is cumfy

>tfw chef mic does most of your cooking

Myself

>my minecraft village is cumfy

It's really not.

Why are there so many conservative Indians?

whats the joke here

let me show you the punchline

I'm curious. Are YEC a thing in Canada?

good numbers.

Because Pajeets have Abduls.

not really, it's just another meme social media for people to talk themselves up on

Life is boring lads

I don't care about anything or anyone

I have too much porn and free comfy shit to kill myself yet though

I don't think so, can't say I ever heard of them, are they a brand of condoms?

...

What is /cum/'s opinion on egypshans?_?
Do you think that we're white or black or ...?_?

Whenever I renounce homosexuality I stop eating right and start getting out of shape

I can only stay fit if I'm doing it for dick

turkish

Google is your friend leaf. They're Young Earth Christians.

Brown

Redguard

Copts = Good
Arab Egyptians = Deserve genocide

T-turkish?_? So not even hooman?

>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find Washington D.C. on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use imperial measurements
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay $20 000 for cold medication
>be american
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
>be american
>still use fahrenheight
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? lo siento! no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>still use 120 voltage
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot

firefly is not even a bit ironically a good show

¿eh? ¡lo siento! no hablo español señor!

>global warming

>be British
>wife gets tried in a Sharia court for not wearing her burka

Rude. We're all egypshaans regardless of religion desu. There are also arab christian egyptians fyi.
DESU, most of us identify as black :^)

*when you poop your diaper and sit down*

*climate change

It disturbs me when I visited a museum with my gf she didn't even talk about what we learned she was talking about the food we ate at a Wendy's

Your aids is showing

I miss the chilean weeb that played pokemon

Muslims need to be killed

Reminder

turkish = most supreme humans

Aids?

you mean your sister?

>be american
>wife gets raped by mexicans whilst you go to jail for interrupting racial harmony

spic

Why do you type like that?

MENA countries under reporting their AIDS numbers is well known

everything there is actually right except for
>still use analogue tv
Actually the United States was the FIRST country to switch to digital tv

fuck off racist

so when are you moving to california, bud?

what if gorillas had giant dragon wings and were super intelligent

hate the blacks

GET OUT OF HERE YOU WANNABE ARAB CUNT BITCH GO GET YOUR FUCKING WEASEL PET AND SEND IT TO SOMEONE WHO ISN'T MENTALLY DERANGED AND THEN GO CHECK INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION

>10 in 2008

I agree but anzu is not a TRUE GLORIOUS turk.

real turks are like FATIH SULTAN MEHMET and ISMAIL ENVER PASHA

>Be British
>Wake up
>Remind /ck/ that we enjoy the traditional English breakfast and they're all uncultured and plebs
>Create another thread about how only us Britons can brew tea correctly
>Make some Lipton tea to which I add copious amounts of milk and sugar in order to cover up the chlorine taste
>As for breakfast I skillfully craft frozen "pork faggots" to which I add marmite in an attempt to convince myself I actually like it
>Go to the bathroom and take a shit
>CCTV camera above my toilet spots me not using adequate amounts of toilet paper
>Fined £250
>Open /o/
>Find any thread I can about American cars, shitpost about them and how they're all terrible
>Time to leave for work!
>As I'm walking to my 400cc Renault LeHomeau I notice my neighbor Muhammad has also purchased the same car. I'm envious as his wife let him buy the Super Sport Premium Sport XTFRS-KR version which is 430cc which is a blazing-fast 34 seconds to 100kph.
>Head back inside to shitpost on /o/ some more about American car quali- bollocks did my plastic door panel just fall off again
>Okay now I'm late so I really need to leave for work now
>The CCTV camera in my driveway catches this and I'm fined £500 for improper vehicle maintenance
>The fine didn't actually show up for seven days
>Receive another fine for £600 not paying the aforementioned fine within two days of the infraction
>Pull my phone out
>Make a thread on /o/ about how I'm going to be driving on glorious European roads and how Americans are jealous
>Merge onto the A4
>After 28 seconds I'm finally at the speed limit
>Fined £120 for inadequate acceleration
>Traffic up ahead causing me to brake harshly
>Get rear-ended by Achmed Jihadfalafelallah
>Ask him for insurance information
>He doesn't have insurance
>Call the police
>Fined £5,000 for being insensitive to Achmed's feelings

E-egypshan accent?
Its still low desu, and you probably know why
>Sup Forumsernational

who

whats the point of these really politicized orginizations like Planned Parenthood and ACLU?

>queers(liberals) being smart enough (or having the skillsets) to move somewhere else with different laws

Wiping out blacks and Muslims would only improve the world

I-it's a hedgehog. And it's not a pet.......
ALSO, Egyptians are black, NOT arab.

Went to the Met with my gf and she looked just like one of the portraits of the Roman Egyptians

LOL I'm still young and many of you are old~

>be american
>still listen to radio to find "good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find Washington D.C. on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>still use imperial measurements
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay $20 000 for cold medication
>be american
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reparations
>be american
>still use fahrenheight
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? lo siento! no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>still use 120 voltage
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot and raped


ELMAO

to give a service to those that are neglected in the communites that are ignored...

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