Unethical ways to make small amounts of money

>unethical ways to make small amounts of money

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Pimp for JESUS

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follow people and make noises, tell them you will stop for a dollar

>welfare

>purchase $10 knockoff PS4 controllers from China off eBay
>purchase new PS4 controllers from Walmart with cash
>place shitty knockoff in licensed products packaging
>return for cash
>put up new controllers on eBay or craigslist at slight discount
>Avg. profit per unit: $35

Withdraw $60 from atm, remove only center 20 when 3 are dispensed
Wait for machine to pull money back in
Account is credited with 60
Take your 20 to the coke dealer, get half a T, snort half of that..
Mix the other half with glass crushed from a bottle and sell to nigger for $40

Call up insecure fat bitch... get ride to mcdonalds buy her a cheeseburger

Make her buy you bs electronic devices

Hock em for half price at pawn shop..

lol, what a piece of shit. Nice.

Unethical.. I mean there's always robbing people on the street..

Does this work in UK?

Are there ATMs, Coke, and niggers in the UK?

Hey high five to walmart controller boy..
Surprised no one else has any methods to share

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I like this user

My thing is I don't feel it's unethical to rob people that look like they need robbing..

Now you might ask.. "how does one go about looking like they need to be robbed?"

Easy.. just be black.

Thanks. You're alright yourself.

$2 discrepancy allowed between till balance estimate and actual count. Make an extra $2 per day at your job at Walmart, OP.

ATMs Not enough
Niggers too many
Coke not enough

UK's just fucc

Bae just needs a peck every now and then.. smack her around when she ain't makin things go your way..

Seriously no need to buy the latest phone when you can buy another BigMac

Or do the whole you're wanted in the office..
Take over the register and walk out with the drawer..

Get a blue vest and just start helping the next customer. When they walk away, hit the light like you are closing the register..

Works best late Saturday mornings

There's the whole clone card vacation. Get a stolen CC written to a new magstripe, fly to somewhere big and populated, buy ipads and sell em in hotel lobbies.. fly home on profits.. charge the card up in that city then leave and never return

>find elderly people with dementia
>go to their houses
>ask them for a small donation to help cure dementia. they will say yes becuase it's personal
>take donation
>go back a few hours later
>repeat
>infinite profit

nice feet

Too bad ATM's are well designed machines

That's a great way to get beat up/stabbed

are all those links bait?

I bet it'll be a good old screamer or some malware shit

Join u.s military. Although it's not exactly small amounts of money

Go to Walmart find clearance section peel price sticker off related item in clearance section. Keep it cheap under $10. Get power wheels battery or peg pergo batterybthey are $70. Cover up upc with said sticker. Go through u scan when they are busy. Pay. Leave. Remove sticker. Return no receipt. Get $70 gift card.
Done this dozens of times over the last 2 years.

Not that well designed if they hand out free money

It doesn't work, dumbfuck.

yeah, do this with me, please. I'm a real friendly guy, really!
You want to come over to my place? You get another dollar for chillin' with me, come on, you can even sleep on my couch, I swear, I have candy at home

begging in front of a bank

> police.exe

Do you honestly think a bank is going to put up with your shit? Cities ship off the legitimately needy. You're ass is just getting roughed up and chased off.

> remember not to resist the roughing

do it in front of an atm, don't molest people too much. Do it only in front of a closed bank that has accessible atms

Murder coupons.
You kill people at a bargain.

>get nudes of a girls computer/phone
>send nudes to said girl
>say you'll send them to everybody she knows and where she works if she doesn't give you money
>or doesn't work for you as a whore

Name and ID presented at return counter.
Permanent track to you. A whole lot of trouble for very little cash.

Amazing people people can think up stoopid shit like this each if drove around different walmarts, doesn't add to one days pay

Get a job??