Hey Sup Forums. My girlfriend told me that before we met she gave her dog a couple of handjobs and sucked him off...

Hey Sup Forums. My girlfriend told me that before we met she gave her dog a couple of handjobs and sucked him off, and she thinks the idea of letting him mount her is pretty erotic, but she's never done it.

Wat do?

Get her a nigger.

Enjoy the taste of dog cum. Would you really want to wife a massive slut like that?

well...it's considered animal abuse for some reason and it's illegal.

if you're into it, you can try it...taboo stuff can be hot, but if you're not comfortable with it, tell her

I don't know, man. She's pretty hot, and she's into butt stuff.

I don't know if I'm into it 100%. It's kind of hot in theory, but it's a little weird IRL.

Let the dog mount her. Record. Post. ???. Profit.

Just let her do it. It's fucking amazing and not illegal. Just to poduce videos and photos is illegal.

Get a Blowjob while she get's mounted

See, the idea of that gets me rock hard, but actually doing it feels weird.

I'm not into drugs, but I wonder if y'all could recommend something that would help us both get over our inhibitions.

Well if you mastubate to animal porn somethimes and get an fucking boner you maybe just into it :)

She does not have inhibitions. You have.
She would have fucked that dog a long time ago if you had not come along. Now she is just playing coy to make it look like it was not entirely her idea so you cannot blame her.

exactly

In MURICA it is illegal to have sex with animals my dood, the videos and pictures are not illegal to own or sell but illegal to produce or something like that.

Tell her that's fucked up cuz its animal cruelty then break up (the dog thinks its being punished and itll screw with its mind)

>dog thinks its being punished
wat? dogs dont think their getting punished by letting them hump you, 90% of them will hump you if you want them to or not, just get naked and on your hands and knees and let the dog do the rest, no animal cruelty here fam.

Fuck man, you might be right. I guess that's the risk of dating a freak.

He seems pretty normal to me.

record it

My question is, where did you meet her and how can I meet a girl like her? Or just you know, break up with her and let me date her. That shit's hot. I love girls with no inhibitions.

she's into bestiality and anal
AND she's hot

keep her for life bro

I kind of knew her because her sister and my sister worked together and hung out sometimes. I saw her at a school fair thing we had and we just started chatting since she didn't really know anyone else. I offered to let her pierce my ear if she went out with me for dinner, and she was into it.

Honestly, I mostly have no idea how to talk to chicks, she's a lot more outgoing that I am.

what kind of dog is it op?

that's a labrador

I just came inside my female dog OP.

Trust me, it's a world you're completely missing out on right now, and once you get into it you will wonder why the fuck you didn't start much much sooner.

Dogs see sex differently. For them it really is just something to do when bored. No stupid drama, emotional strings attached, cheating bullshit. Just fuck for hours and cum with the force of a thousand suns, then go for a walk or feed them like nothing happened.

I don't even remember what it's like not being able to have random sex on demand with my 4 female dogs anymore.

Yeah, she's also a pagan, and a little bit into pain. She likes me to pinch her nipples pretty hard sometimes, and I tried slapping her clit area while eating her out, and she was into that too.

Wish I owned a dog big enough for this, some day maybe..

Focus on saving enough to move to a quiet place in the woods where the rent is dirt cheap. Find a job nearby, and you can easily own 4-8 dogs as you see fit.

Even if you feed them human grade chicken from the supermarket, they are quite cheap. The problem is finding a good place to live with enough land for them to run. Make sure it has a fence.

I am not sticking my dick in a male dog, bro.

Ask her if she's cool with the idea of getting fucked by a male dog while you plow a female dog right beside her.

I wonder how far she'll allow it?

Never said to man. I only do females.

if you don't jack off to beastiality shit, then I wouldn't do it. but if that gets you off in porn, then try it. either way seems like a 50/50 chance of turning you off of the girl

Hell I would be happy with just one or two doggy gals, crossing my fingers the opportunity opens up in the future.

Dude, your dick doesn't lie. You'll get past it. Just ease into it. Make her suck the dog in front of you while you call her degrading names

When she told me about the dog stuff, she was a little nervous. I really have no interest in fucking a dog.

What turns me on is the fact that it turns her on. Watching her get off is the greatest feeling in the world, espcially if I get off at the same time.

I'm not really into bestiality shit.

its kinda rapey but you CAN stick your dick into a male dog and they can even get off from it, or you can stick your dick in their sheath and just rub em all together squishy like, they enjoy that most of the time.

It's not really rapey honestly. You just have to have the common courtesy to always let the dog go in your ass first.

Kind of faggy though.

nothin wrong with a little degenerate faggotry!

Man, you are fucked in the head mate.

We all are my friend, just in different ways.

Yeah. I don't hate you or anything; the picture just gave me that gut sinking feeling of NOPE.

I wonder how you will feel about her in say 30 years

>not illegal
How the hell do you know? We don't know where he is.