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MEXICAN GRAND PRIX WEEKEND

>session times in your time:
f1calendar.com/


24x7 SKYF1 ACE IS DOWN
>if someone asks "hurr hurr is the ace down?", please call them a fucking retard for not reading the OP


Alternatives Streams:

>SD, SkyF1, can buffer/skip:
d3749debb4836e264b6de8ff4777dfdf0b0d6d4c
c8b03380b2ac11239254a7c94c3cbd2ca04cce16

>HD, Movistar (Spanish), very stable:
801e033c9c01e8deec32b1e431a1e9c6749aa5c4

>Decent quality stable SkyF1 flash stream (also good for audio to sync with Spanish Ace)
squirrelstreams.pw/sky-sports-f1-live/

Other urls found in this thread:

motor.as.com/motor/2016/10/27/formula_1/1477534410_029992.html
espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/17913821/fernando-alonso-forgives-frustrated-sebastian-vettel-angry-radio-messages
twitter.com/nico_rosberg/status/792136055583567872
youtube.com/watch?v=oHzeGEHWMjo
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

his time

Dutchfags stay out.

Some of you guys are alright
Don't go to qualifying tomorrow

our guy will win this weekend

make me

>cheeky

STILL
I
CRASH

that was rosberg's fault btw

>tf
>tp

hurr hurr is the ace down ?

RIP Sir Frank ;_;

fucking retard

kys

motor.as.com/motor/2016/10/27/formula_1/1477534410_029992.html
>James "the cock" Allen's favourite driver is Hamilton
colour me surprised

face it F1 is shit

Only thing that can save it is if 10s decrease in laptime rumor is true.

Now that is going to be teh shit. Hopefully it will come with a couple of fatal crashes. Hopefully they stop doing VSC and start using the SC more often.

...

>Only thing that can save it

>implying fitting machine guns to the cars wouldn't make it the most popular sport in the world

damn son i don't know if you saw but that's exactly what i was thinking of

much love for making it

I wonder if we can get rid of Sutil, then set Becks up with Gio the nazi

how do we convince sutil to glass jennifer's dad

Can't be too hard, it is Sutil we're talking about after all.

>implying becks and sutil are the cutest f1 couple

>trying to glass this man

Sutil would be ded

>Sutil would be ded
and Jennifer would be free to date Gio
flawless plan

next stop Axis Powers dominate f1 (with Japan replaced by Indonesia)

>Carmen Jordá finished 9th in the Renault Sport Trophy standings with 28 points
shame she was competing in the Amateur class

>implying you don't want to fuck her in the ass, then make her suck your dick clean while you ask her if she can taste her ass

What were we talking about again?

espn.co.uk/f1/story/_/id/17913821/fernando-alonso-forgives-frustrated-sebastian-vettel-angry-radio-messages

>and now you know

>mass shooting at US grand prix

reported to scotland yard, you're done

>Frank Williams recovering from pneumonia
Motorsport.com, Edition: Global - 2 hours ago

He's going to be ok right? RIGHT!?

Gonna be in a wheelchair the rest of his life and his team will be taken over by his daughter and she will run it into the ground in 5 years and the team will be gone

I thought she was already running things? I don't know much about williams. What about the sons?

I actually wrote that post 4 years ago, the end is near

4 years ago Williams was shit tier.

That's when Claire took over

you get to learn about toothpastelands bicycle paths in your captchas now

>tfw the brazilian gp will be felipe's last
how many banners for felipe will their be?

None. They only care about Senna, Piquet, Fittipaldi and Barrichello.

I think the one on the right has the best hair.

twitter.com/nico_rosberg/status/792136055583567872

why does the one on the left have a butt with poo coming out on her face

...

Does Rosberg have the best global female fans?

Like everywhere he goes he always has a harem

Can't blame Claire for that really, only thing she could do with that garbage of a car they had is to abondon it and go for 2014 which they did. Singing with mercs was best decision ever.

I hope Rosberg wins the title this weekend. Hamilton DNF, Rosberg wins, boom, end of story.

Pls digits...

he was taking a picture with them not them with him

dude that's nico rosberg!
mercedes backup driver for Lewis Hamilton the greatest driver ever!

Just shitposting vlad, I like Williams and Claire seems competent. They're going backwards at the moment though

re-roll

Who /lookingforwardtoseeing#1onthegridnextyearthankstoourNico/ here?

is the ace down?

That's because they designed a meme car for 2014 and have had no clue how to get rid of its blaring deficiencies.

Rosbergs power units are super old and due to fail as soon as they're pushed.

This is worrying

he doesn't need to push

he can just sit in 2nd every race and win the title

>he doesn't need to push

He does, Red Bull are looking very strong.

need a motogp stream

Third time is the charm

I forgot this guy was on the grid

2017 will surely be their year

iktf everytime nasr gets mentioned hes a ghost

...

That's what could be crazy for the end of the season the RedBulls coming into play to screw up a race for Nico or Lewis.

>tfw cara copied my eyebrows

>tfw you will never copulate with cara's eyebrows

>been watching for 2 years
>think there is only one felipe, felipe massa
>keep seeing felipe nasr pop up in the thread
>"wtf are they talking about"
>google who felipe nasr is
wtf this guy races in formula 1? like right now?
literally never seen this face before

You are a crazy billionaire that loves classic F1 and wants to waste all his money in the sport. You have the following options:

A) Buy a good share of Williams Martini Racing and give them 250 million a season to add to the150 million they already use each season and make them a top team alongside Mercedes and Red Bull.

B) Manage to get a manufacter like Maserati, Alfa Romeo or Jaguar into the sport, with a big spending parent company and make them great with good sponsorship deals and exclusive engines.

C) Revive an old glory like Team Lotus, Brabham or BRM, although you would have to give them 400 a season brute, plus building a new factory, a test track, a wind tunnel, etc.

What would you do?

half A and half B
as long as I can secure sponsorship deals to ensure financial sustainability and entice someone like BMW to come back and tank some of the losses that team would inevitably make, as well as provide the engines obviously

B or C 2bh, adding another team could be more exciting than changing a current team

I would found team Belieber. The exhaust would be supplemented with several speakers, constantly spouting BABY BABY BABY. All heterosexual competitors would be kept at bay as they would never ruin their reputation by being near that hsit, while the homosexual competitors would be drawn close to the car, but unable to leave the vicinity of the speakers. Ultimately this would ruin their tyres, guaranteeing #belieber domination.

C for Coppersucar Fittipaldi

C for Tyrell

C for Caterham

casual

B) and C)

Get Brabham back and have BMW as an engine provider and main sponsor

that would be sicck

B+C

Bring VAG in to power a new Tyrrell team, alternatively bringing in Joe Gibbs racing with Ford or Chevy engines

What do cars sound like in your language?

For us it's Brumm Brumm.

May as well get Parmalat on board too.

c for Brabham

Would also buy Repco and revive OG Brabham

All cars sound like this absolute legend

behold my mighty oc

D) Give Ferrari all my money and demand they win

dubs and rosburg dnfs twice to hand the title to lewi

m8, Nico's going to win, it's simple math.

>if Rosberg finishes 1st and 2nd in the next two races, order doesn't matter, he locks the title before the last race
This is correct?

Yes.

2nd = 18 points
5th = 10 points
6th = 8 points

Updated image, because it's a relatively possible scenario.

vroom vroom, unlike the dumbass NA Mazda slogan

>

This guy somehow manages to un-shit 2016's liveries

D) Invest into Formula E with Sanyo

You mean boing?

youtube.com/watch?v=oHzeGEHWMjo

>non-spec front camera mounting pods to look extra cool

This is why I hate renderfags

>apple car
>light weight

Would never happen. It would be packed full of so many useless "clever" features that it would weigh 3 tonnes.

>Panasonigga

m8, the Macbook only has one USB port and a headphone port, and recently the iPhone lost it's headphone jack. They are going spartan with features

It would still have doors that open in an stupid fashion to impress idiots, and powered swiveling chairs because normal chairs aren't """"high tech"""" enough.

I honestly want #1 to happen just to see Hamilton break down on the podium

>Nico wins it in Brazil
>has a mechanical DNF in Abu Dhabi

#TeamLH44 BTFO

wew this face paint makes them look hot
I'll have to go to Mexico and meet some 6-7/10 chicks with skellington painting it's so much better than a paper bag

>implying a 4channer could pull anything over 4/10

I would be a skeltal too and that makes me at least a 7 too

just bee urself or if you can't at least have a /fit/ body