TOP 5 FUNNIEST FEMALE COMEDIANS

TOP 5 FUNNIEST FEMALE COMEDIANS

(1.) Sarah Silverman
(2.) Lisa Lampanelli
(3.) Maria Bamford
(4.) Margaret Cho
(5.) Amy Schumer

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I fucked Margaret Cho, tightest pussy I've ever had

She sounded exactly as she does in this video: youtube.com/watch?v=quRI4G9XB1U

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Maria Bamford should be #1 unironically.

Only Maria Bamford is a comedian though

youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA

>Christopher Hitchens
>self-righteous cunt
>dies of cancer

The justice is beautiful.

Joan Rivers is (was) unironically the funniest female comedian of all time.

>be a spiteful cunt to others
>"funny"

Oh, Jew!

>Sarah Silverman
Bait, but she actually is very funny.

>Lisa Lampanelli
Legitimately funny

>Margaret Cho
Doesn't trigger me, but never found her funny

>Amy Schumer
bad bait

There are some pretty good female standups out there.
>Elvira Kurt
>Wanda Sykes (wrote some of Chris Rocks best jokes)
>Laura Kightlinger
>Amy Anderson
>Maria Bamford

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>female comedians

youtube.com/watch?v=NLdkvEziZUc
Amy from Amy's Bakery is probably one of my favorite comedians.

Based Hitch. I cared very little about male circumcision until I heard his arguments against it.

>3 KB
Still holding on to your Maxell 8GB hard drive?

>late 30s white woman
>"playa," "haters," acts like a child

Poor Roseanne doesn't get enough credit.

Silverman is fine as fuck in addition to being funny, plus if you follow her on twitter you can tell she's really smart and knowledgeable about politics as well

>Maria Bamford
Came here to say this

Jesus Christ, Sarah, this is getting pathetic.

>Poor Roseanne doesn't get enough credit.

She gets too much credit. Go back and watch her old standup, it is fucking awful. She got well known for being such an unusual personality, not for having great jokes. Don't get me wrong, I watched the show Roseanne every day as a kid. But her standup was never very good.

Reading your post leads me to believe he might be right.

Shitty bait.

This nigga gets it

Implying you would gobble up that pussy and beg for seconds. You neckbeards with your "high" internet standards are hilarious.

But user, that's our kind of humour!

>They tend to be either Dykes, or jews, or both.

Fucking based, telling it like it really is.

Norm's quote about female comedians on O&A is on point

youtu.be/JFgZbrXmQq0?t=6m7s

I wish I was her and I'm not even gay...

I think Maria Bamford is the only exception to what he said.

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Only one I've heard of is Sarah Silverman, and she's about as funny as waking up to find a stray dog chewing on your prolapsed anus.

chelsea peretti is p good

>defending Silverman

1. Wendy Liebman
2. Whitney Cummings
3. Morgan Murphy
4. Kristen Schaal
5. Sarah Silverman

maybe not at that exact moment, but that scenario would eventually get a few chuckles from me. 2/10 try harder but show how hard youre trying less

Someone post the picture

Wanda Sykes is better. So good she actually wrote for male comedians for most of her career behind the scenes.

>ep 1
agree except for that one. nobody smiled for that movie.

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>wrote for male comedians
thats one of the points he makes though. its that popular females comedians get popular by doing "male" comedy. bamford in no way does that.

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2.That's it

Once you get past the disappointment that it wasn't the masterpiece cinematic landmark that everyone had been hoping for between 1983 and 1999, it's a quite ok bit of lighthearted space adventure. CGI has mostly aged like milk, but that's the case for virtually all 90s CGI.

Except Jurassic Park for some reason.

Aww, Mr Marston!

After looking up your list, the only one that really got some good laughs from me was Laura Knightlinger. I want to like Maria Bamford, I think she's incredibly talented, I just don't think she's funny.

That's an odd thing to say. The reason most female comedians are bad is because their routine is centered around their gender. Period jokes, feminism, banking on their sexuality. The good female comedians are good because their jokes aren't about their gender. The equivalent of the bad black comedians who just talk about the difference between black people and white people.

>That's an odd thing to say
Are we really discussing points in a video you didn't even watch? What a worthless cunt you are.

Yeah, I went to watch some of the people from my own list and the top videos weren't good. I watched most of them in the late 90's early 00's, all their new stuff is pretty bad, but that is normal for most comedians.

That's all?

Are we talking stand up only? Because these 2 are funnier than shit. Also, Dee from Always Sunny doesnt get enough credit

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