Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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stop being gay
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Claim :o

>Koto Claimed

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tomoko cum back to me! :(

i want to watch yuno ride another man

Claim

We'll kill all of your waifus

B-but... My waifu is already dead!

VolunteerAsTribute.jpg

Did the gore poster finally get bored? Pathetic

Would this work?

volunteer accepted. let yuno feel a real man like you!
disgusting.

Ill do better than that ill impregnate her with quadruplets

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you know how to make a young couple happy

You picked the worst waifu you could have for that fetish. She wants to dedicate to a single person too much, she'd rather masturbate thinking about her love interest than getting real dick from the hottest guy in the world.

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D;

>Implying it would be consensual

she wants a man that can make her happy
:D

Only if you take care of and support them of course

of course. kids gifted to yuno by a real man only get the best

red hair is so fucking cringe dude.

Ok

Who wants an egg?

I think it's beautiful

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I may even let you enjoy a nice blowjob while i rail her from behind for being somewhat useful

Me

How would you like your egg?

Ok

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Back, now, maybe.

Scrambled

>enjoy a nice blowjob
>while i rail her from behind

how would you fuck her mouth and ass at the same time

Emergency induction port is how

you wish that was u?

u okay?

Read again id let you enjoy the bj.

how dare you refuse this ghost cock

do es you (person who posts rei) wish that was you?

do you desire to be the individual in this image?

One egg, scrambled

do you want to be that?

That's fried

Would becoming the the person depicted in this image interest you?

That's sunny side up!

Im fine, just tired since I didnt sleep well last night

That's not scrambled, that looks like I failed at making it over easy

do you have any interest in being something like that?

im honored you are considering that
she would feel less than she would with my own cock

do you wish to become the blue haired lovely woman featured in that 184KB image?

are you a faggot?

this made me laugh

Why didn't you sleep well last night?

do you enjoy the idea of being Rei?

would you be interested in becomingin the girl depicted in that picture?

So... why are you doing that?

Claiming best girl

"Morning" /waifu/

Would you as a poster of that girl like to be her in real life?

Shiro claimed.

Too hot here, I want to go home.

i'm reiposting
"girl"
still kike

would you fancy being the person immortalized in that picture?

Yes, girl.

That is a complete non-answer. Why are you doing that?

does you want to be rei?

still gay :o

does being a autistic blue haired woman interest you?

Drink more water, silly~

Evening waifu

i got some bad news for you
because i'm bored -_-
you're a gringus -_-

konata?

hi louise's gf~

we're annoying him :o

excuse me fine chap, do you want to be the blue haired female in this picture?

I wish I was like Rei so that I wouldn't have to be so nervous all the time.

instead of shagging sheep would you happen to be desiring to be that woman

i hate Ü

evidently not
get ns, kike :o

wasn't that you :o
im getting you guys confused

Hello Shielder~

What makes you nervous?

Alright, alright.

it's okay we're all nervous when we're 12 :o
wasn't what me ya gringo -_-

It doesnt help

Hey Chara!

do you want to have reconstructive surgery and become the female in that image?

Ok. But again, of all the things you could be doing, why are you doing that specifically?
Are you getting off on some petty kind of sadism?
Seriously, just why?

e-everything

>panic

that's a nice plate

i was never this nervous when i was 12!

do you have a small fan you can use?

i don't know
i like repetition :o
you're 13 now? :o

So who else got a shit ton of snow today because I know I did

lol youre so random~

Heya Hama Mama

How are you?

>e-everything
I don't believe you!

Tell me, tell me, what makes you exceptionally nervous?

Snow here melted so now it's all muddy and shit

i wish..
no snow for me, so happy
people and animals make nervous...

would you happen to be interesting in having a similar body to that of the women in that specific image?

so you're 11? :o

I would love it if it got cold here.
>42°C outside today
End me now.

Yeah I'm expected to get 18 inches where I am, had to call out of work

tell me how much it would interest you to be more like that.

xd

because :o

i'm not underage!
i heard the east side of the mainland got hit pretty hard
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Oh don't even try that.
Think harder. Why are you doing it?
Your given reason is just pathetically flimsy.
And now this. Are you really just going to run around trying to bully everyone today?
Why?
That's not a reason.
I've gotten a foot this week so far, and it's expected to snow more today.
I hate it.

Honestly that looks disgusting.

Was what your then?

Who's on the clock?