Let's play a game bros

Let's play a game bros.

We'll begin once at least 5 Houses are claimed.

MUPDATE: Turn 0
Open Houses: list inc

>If more than 7 join before we start I'll switch to a bigger map

Claiming Farwynd

Claiming Harlaw
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP

Volmark.

>Hubert Farwynd, God of Seals, Explorer of the West,

claim Sunderly
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (1/1)

Stonehouse

>Pussywillow

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Let's begin

MUPDATE: Turn 1
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Myre, Saltcliffe, Sparr, Stonetree and Tawny

Attack the Myre-we are the rightful lords of Harlaw
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP

Siege port.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (1/1)

Surround Spar, the time for the Farwynd Empire has come.

>Hubert Farwynd, God of Seals, Explorer of the West,

Stonehouse surround Orkmont

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies:

NAP, Lord Harlaw? The Volmarks are loyal subjects of House Harlaw and we would never attack your holdings.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (1/1)

March on Saltcliffe
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

- for future reference ALL ports that are not also a stronghold are 7+ to claim
MUPDATE: Turn 2
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Myre, Saltcliffe, Sparr, Stonetree and Tawny

give me access to your port and aye, we shall have a NAP
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP:Volmark

continue taking Myre land
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP

Siege port to my south

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of Nefer, Lover of Mermaids,
>Allies:
>NAP:

Attack Myre and Stonetree to surround the Port. Spill Myre.

What do you mean?

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (1/1)

2 spills

spills to Stonetree
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP

Siege Orkmont

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies:

3 spills

Stolen blessings, Manisk? Is Orkmont still a port?

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies:

I wish you to marry my daughter and seal our houses together in an alliance. United we shall conquer all of Planetos.

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of Nefer, Lover of Mermaids,
>Allies:
>NAP:

well now I would like that port in the South as you already have control of the port in the North my friend
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP: Volmark

Surround Lordsport with Reavers.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (1/1)

I agree with your terms.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs: Harlaw
>Bonus: Leviathan (1/1)

Stronghold bonuses are always steal-able

1 additional spill. Harlaw's spills made it impossible for you to have access to the southern port unless you attack.

I mean, I don't know about this marriage thing... Can your daughter suck a golfball through a garden hose?

As to an alliance... Aye that shall work!

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd

march on saltcliffe
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

Use to attack Stonetree.

MUPDATE: Turn 3
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Myre, Saltcliffe, Sparr, Stonetree and Tawny

Kill off Orkmont, spill to Tawny

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd

Use Leviathan on Lordsport and attack House Botley.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs: Harlaw
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1)

Siege the Myre
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP: Volmark

Our men are malnourished and do not have the fervor needed to sustain battle much longer. Provide all the resources our Lord possesses in the hopes that it will inspire success.
March on saltcliffe
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

Surround Sparr

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids,
>Allies:
>NAP:

New saltwife: Orkmont's daughter

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont

MUPDATE: Turn 4
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Saltcliffe, Sparr, Stonetree and Tawny

Kill Botley, then spill to attack Stonetree.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs: Harlaw
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1)

Surround Stonetree
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP: Volmark

6 spills

can't attack my ally, redirect to blacktyde
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP: Volmark

Take Tawny Ts, surround the castle first

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont

Excellent, and yes she can. Please don't ask how I know a gentleman never tells.

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "Anal Devastator", Lover of Dragons,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

Harlaw, I'll let you have Stonetree in exchange for Blacktyde's port.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally:
>NAPs: Harlaw
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1)

Siege Saltcliffe
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

Siege Sparr

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

let me have stonetree and those three tiles in their entirety and you can take all of Blacktyde's land-I also wish to upgrade this to an alliance to take control of the islands together.
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre and Harlaw
>Allies
>NAP: Volmark

Agreed. Please OP notice this >Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1)

MUPDATE: Turn 5
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Saltcliffe, Sparr, Stonetree and Tawny

>NOTICE: Since we're going to have 30+ turns this thread the Kingsmoot will be done every 15 Turns instead.

Siege Tawny

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont

Siege Stonetree and give all of Stonetree territory to Harlaw in exchange for Blacktyde's lands.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1)

Siege saltcliffe
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

Siege Sparr

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "A Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

Siege Stonetree, give our lands in blacktyde to Volmark in exchange for the 3 lands around Stonetree
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre and Harlaw
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

OOC:kek we really need to stop doing the exact same rolls
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre and Harlaw
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

h i v e m i n d

Well struck! We seem to be having little difficulty securing ourselves

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont

With me at your side you can hardly expect to fail. Also good job on your conquests brother.

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "A Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons, The Illiterate Scholar, The Blind Archer, Whale Eating Champion of New Ibbish 3 years running,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

MUPDATE: Turn 6
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Saltcliffe, Sparr, Stonetree and Tawny

>Cede will be done once Volmark lands on Blacktyde

Surround Blacktyde, spill Greyjoy to surround Pyke.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1)

OP Volmark did take Stonetree though
Surround Pyke
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre, Harlaw and Captain of Nagga's Bane
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

Kill Tawny, spill to surround Pebbleton

OP, can we get a clearer definition of Captain of the Iron Fleet? Are all strongholds on the water ports? Are ports only the small circles? Can there be multiple captains?

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont, Tawny

Stonetree is a 0

Kill the Sparr rebels, then push to surround the other port on Great Wyk.

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "A Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons, The Illiterate Scholar, The Blind Archer, Whale Eating Champion of New Ibbish 3 years running,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

- there are some strongholds that double as ports
- the circles are ports
- no

March to Hammerhorn
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

MUPDATE: Turn 7
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Saltcliffe, Sparr and Stonetree

Siege Blacktyde's port.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1)

Siege Stonetree, cede land on Pike to Volmark
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre, Harlaw and Captain of Nagga's Bane
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

Siege Pebbleton

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont, Tawny

kek, the storm god favors us
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre, Harlaw and Captain of Nagga's Bane
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

Kill Sparr, spill to nearest port.

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "A Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons, The Illiterate Scholar, The Blind Archer, Whale Eating Champion of New Ibbish 3 years running,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

With this port, I claim the position of "Captain of the Iron Fleet". I'm the mightiest reaver!

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Captain of the Iron Fleet and Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1), Captain of the Iron Fleet

Siege Hammerhorn
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

MUPDATE: Turn 8
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother, Greyjoy, Merlyn, Saltcliffe and Sparr

... ya'll some cheating motherfuckers

Kill Sparr spill Port

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "A Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons, The Illiterate Scholar, The Blind Archer, Whale Eating Champion of New Ibbish 3 years running,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

Surround, by sea, Kirkmont, Stonehouse, Spark, Orkmont and Tawny, in that order.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Captain of the Iron Fleet and Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1), Captain of the Iron Fleet

Kill Merlyn

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont, Tawny

Siege the port in the Myre
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre, Harlaw and Captain of Nagga's Bane
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

Finish Saltcliffe, spill Hammerhorn
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

Oh, whats this? Guess you never want to be King. Say goodbye to my votes, child

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont, Tawny, Merlyn

Kirkmont?

I'm blind. It's Orkmont.

I plan ahead, Pussywillow. You are going to vote for your rainbow friendo.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Captain of the Iron Fleet and Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1), Captain of the Iron Fleet

House Volmark serves me loyally, and with the Greyjoys huddling in their decrepit hovel House Harlaw stands with the strongest claim to the Seastone Chair.

I will commit sodomy upon ur anus.

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "A Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons, The Illiterate Scholar, The Blind Archer, Whale Eating Champion of New Ibbish 3 years running,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

MUPDATE: Turn 9
Open Houses: Blacktyde, Goodbrother and Greyjoy

Siege Stonehouse.

>Lord Maron Volmark, Lord of Volmark and Greenshield, Captain of the Iron Fleet and Scourge of the Seven Islands
>Ally: Harlaw
>NAPs:
>Bonus: Leviathan (0/1), Captain of the Iron Fleet

Siege Pyke
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre, Harlaw and Captain of Nagga's Bane
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

Siege Volmark from the sea via Orkmont port

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont, Tawny, Merlyn

finish Hammerhorn
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

1 spill

House Sunderly-the Volmarks are destroying House Stonehouse and taking from them the iron price-will you join us and be a true reaver or will you stand and watch as we raid in the Storm God's name?
>Lord Erion Harlaw 'The Sea Serpent', Lord of Ten Towers, The Myre, Harlaw and Captain of Nagga's Bane
>Allies: Volmark
>NAP:

Out from Sparr surround Stonehouse and Volmark.

>Emperor Hubert Farwynd of the Ironborn Empire, God of Seals, Explorer of the West, Slayer of the Mad Gods of K'Dath, Lover of Mermaids, Giantsblood, Captain of the Frigate "A Festivus for the Rest of Us", Lover of Dragons, The Illiterate Scholar, The Blind Archer, Whale Eating Champion of New Ibbish 3 years running,
>Allies: Stonehouse,
>NAP:

take the SC port
>Myron of House Sunderly
>Bonus: Drowned God

The cavalry!

>Captain Pussywillow Stonehouse, Captain of the Crabby Scupper
>Bonus: Political Genius
>Allies: Farwynd
>Saltwives: Orkmont, Tawny, Merlyn

... not how spills work. 1 spill