I heard that girls check the bulge in your pants to see if you have a big dick or not. Problem is...

I heard that girls check the bulge in your pants to see if you have a big dick or not. Problem is, I'm a grower not a shower...
should I stuff my pants?

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No, because it makes you look insecure and unconfident.

Girls do not do that. Literally. I know someone told you that at school or whatever but let me tell you broseph, the size of your penis has nothing to do with whether or not you will be able to chat up a girl, by the time she's going to find out you will have already sealed the deal. The things that you should be focusing on if you want to try talking to girls should all be to do with your personality and mannerisms

It really depends on the type of girl, black chicks do it a lot. I used to fuck with this girl in my entrepreneurship class, used to call my cock a third leg, some dumb story about how my one leg got blew off in nam and my cock regrew into the spot of my leg, dumb shit like that. Anyway one day me and her are working together away from the teacher in a different room and she decided to grab my dick while I was wearing sweatpants. Literally got a full grip of it. She was impressed and sucked my cock when I took her back home later that day.

i mean I wear boxers so that really puts the damper on that. I have worn briefs or whatever before that tightly pack your bulge in a set spot, really wasn't into it. constantly chubbed and was just blowing through my pants. like it was just total in sight and awkward no matter what

They only check that out if it's easy to see like if you're playing basketball.

Yeah that totally happened

This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen

I can promise you it did, I remember the project. We were selling stress balls to the school as an assignment on profitability. Sold like none gave most away lol

Women judge you more on the size of your bank account than the size of your cock, you fool.

What does taking a shower have to do with women checking out the bulge in your pants?

same problem here user. Use a cock ring and a dick pump to fluff it up and keep it looking big. I also hear that half a viagra does the trick to keep it at half mast as well.

Women don't check out your package unless you do something to draw attention to it. And most of the time, if they're simply checking it out, it's because there's something wrong with it, like in my case abnormally large balls. I do anything, to avoid drawing attention to it, because if they like you're personality and like you, they'll overlook the fact that it looks like you're smuggling a gerbil in your pants or not.

why would you be embarassed by having massive balls? post pic of them

post pic

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This. By the time you get a girl nice and warmed up she won't give a shit what you got going on down there.

My gf has told me she loved seeing my bulge in my jeans. I can tell, she can tell, I know others can. She's told me her friends comment they can't not think of my fat cock when talking to me.

I'm a grower not a show-er too. Thing is I have a pretty girthy 7 inch cock, but you wouldn't know unless I'm rock solid or rocking minor chubs.

My solution is to take extremely small doses of Cialis. You may not believe me, but just having that big cock in my pants has given me new confidence. I don't walk around with a hard-on but the blood flow increases there and keeps it in a larger state. Also helps in recovery time. Again, I can cum and get hard without it, but I like the everyday feeling of a big dong.

That isn't that outlandish. I don't get why some people seem obsessed with doubting the most trival shit. It doesn't make you cynical or wise..

lol i buy my pants a size bigger and always need to wear a belt cause i don't want my dick to be showing 24/7, that's just awkward

Anons Mr. MusicTeacher grabbed his dick and blew him-

>black chick

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Data shows that women decide if they want to sleep with someone or not within the first few minutes of meeting them. So, really you need to make a good first impression, the remainder of that time will be trying to close with your potentials.

What are you 12?

I'm a grower but I still have a buldge in my pants. Im self conscious about it when I wear slim or skinny jeans