What's wrong with my dick. How can I make it straight? Anyone have a downcurved dick like mine?

What's wrong with my dick. How can I make it straight? Anyone have a downcurved dick like mine?

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You've been masturbating incorrectly, it's probably too far bent to fix now.

Need to know how old you are before I can dispense with my remedy

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I'm 20.

Even a slight straightening would be nice

Stand on your head for 20 years. Gravity will take care of the rest.

another pic

I'd be more worried that your dick changes races 2/3 of the way up the shaft.

I'm mixed. That's why.

top kek

You could try jelqing. But if it doesn't hurt to have a boner and it's purely because of cosmetic reasons, I wouldn't even bother. Be happy that you don't have a micropeen.

A friend of me had an equally curved dick. it looks funny but sucking it was infinitely better than sucking normal straight/upward. Be proud.

dude don't listen to others, its normal to not have a straight dick. not every one has a pornstar dick.

It doesn't hurt or feel bad. But I'm not sure if it will make harder to have sex on face to face positions like missionary. Never had vaginal sex before. I may try jelqing.

How about actual sex? Are you a female?

Why would you wanna make it straight? Your hitting g spot all day OP. I would trade with you in a second.

OH WAIT IT CURVES DOWN, I take that back op, your fucked.

I'm gay and no we didn't fuck, so I can't answer that.

dont worry op, your dick is absolutely ok. many dicks are curved. its a natural thing + your thong seems to be long. be happy with it.

Aww it's so sad, can someone shoop a little face on the poor bugger

If you're gay then who cares

People who want to know how their curved dick feels inside a mouth.

Length?

I would hit the G spot in doggystyle theoretically but that's not the point

Best doggy style cock
Would easily hit the spot from the back

I don't get it, why would this prevent you from anything. Getting someone to suck your dick depends 0% on the quality of your dick, by the time they see it they've already signed up for hanky panky.

18.5 cm when bent, 19.5 cm when when I make it straight with my hand. I guess that would be around 7.5 inches. Not sure.

fucking lol

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That is always the point, feeling of dick>look of dick 99.9% of the time for women. But your right, op could be the doggystyle king of the world if he wasn't a girlyboy.

exactly. hate this shit.

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I never said anything about the why, I'm saying that a dick feels differently, either for the better or for the worse, inside your mouth depending on its shape, and a downcurved dick is the best I've sucked before. What are you not understanding?

Ahah, I was thinking more of the eyes on the head so it would be like a sad tall man looking at his feet but bravo user.

Kekkkk

Sorry user, I thought you meant it would prevent him from getting laid.

didn't you get this shit in sex ed? there are more bent dicks on this planet than total straight ones. mine has a curve to the right

If anything, I'm saying that's going to be much better stuffing down somebody's throat than if he was straight or curved upwards

>by the time they see it they've already signed up for hanky panky.

Not true. And it really sucks when she puts her top back on and walks out the door because it's too small... :(

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That was the most attention my dick has ever gotten thx kek

OP Virgin confirmed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_charming

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ive got a downcurve too. deepthroat and hiding boners is made easy, doggy style when done a certain way hits a certain spot every time. havent seen many others like me

My nigga my dick is the same way

how about missionary dickbros? Does it work?

It's sorta normal

thanks man

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Yeah makes perfect sense to me, I think OP may be a tad ungrateful.

YES!!!'

yea missionary is normal. you can play with angles to press against the walls and make the dick elongate and hit different spots

My n - curve! Feel free to rate

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Too small is a different story I suppose, but being a Sup Forumsro with an larger than average penis I can tell you it's not as appealing as you think it is. Girls say they like big dick because they know we like it but in reality it hurts most of em and you have to ease in for what feels like way too long.
On the flip side, I've fucked sizequeens before and they're not hard to find. All in all though I'd say about 20% of women actually think the bigger the better.

Mine's got a downward curve too. Girls (and even a couple of guys) have never complained about it. No homo.

Wow, look at the meme master over here.

Homo

My dick looks almost just like that around 8.5 it works fine.

Top pic of your foot.
now.

It was just blowjobs and we were practicing for girls. So no homo.

Do it, OP

Yeah top of foot maybe us banana dick bros have a common other trait

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why?

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do you have troubles on missionary?

8/10

There's nothing u can do

U will never be straight coz ur op LMAO!

Is it as curved as mine?

I have a curved dick too OP, mine looks just like yours in terms of curviness. Some girls go apsolutely fucking crazy during doggie, so yeah, it's annoying but once you start fuckin doggie they don't complain at all

can you do missionary?

As OP pic? yeah, pretty much. We're almost dick twins too.

Mine

thanks man, that made me feel better.