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fired my nanny

got no fanny

edition

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ALRI

tired and gassy this morning lads

fucks sake lads post sad posts

*gets glassed*

meme suicide scum
ah yes

>tfw no gf

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haven't spoken to another human since i left the office on friday and won't until i go back in on monday morning.

>Africans can't be perf-
Woah

*our eyes meet across the room*

Haven't felt a real connection with another person in years.

*makes eye contact*

spare a fanny for me

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meme read wisdom. so true

fucking hate the alt-right for this reason

i need a poo but i'm too hungover to move to go and do it

>havent spoken to a woman I wasn't ordering fast food from in years

Through the very force of my intellect and willpower alone my testicles will shrivel off as if by magic.

>tfw

lust, tease.. ;) and suicide
100% true

Morning runtoids

Had a dream the other night where a man turned himself giant and started swatting dozens of planes out of the sky with a duster, and when he turned little again he uploaded a video of him doing it to the internet where it got really popular and I was the only one advocating for him to be punished.
Anyone want to interpret this dream, hoping I'm not gifted with the 'cy

business idea: renewable energy based on poo

AM LID DOOR

Work in an hour

haha no lad it's sunday

i've had two dates with two different girls in the past month or so and neither agreed to a second date... and because both were part of my friendship groups I now feel like I fucked up my chances of finding a gril in this university with out using fucking tinder, which I don't agree with personally because I could never take a girl home to my family and look in their eyes and tell them we met on a fucking app. I get plenty of casual sex here, but now I'm getting old(er) and my time here at this institution is coming to an end, I just want something meaningful with a girl that likes me as much as I like her

business idea: convert to judaism

drumpf presidency.

escorts don't have free days

"India's civic unity has, and will always be, a shared fetishization of feces which hindu, muslim and christian alike of the Indian blood will partake in." -- g____i

Noooo I used to work Sundays over the winter it's the grimmest ting

GARI?

The Indian government recognizes homeopathy as one of its national systems of medicine;[289] it has established AYUSH or the Department of Ayurveda, Yoga and Naturopathy, Unani, Siddha and Homoeopathy under the Ministry of Health & Family Welfare.[290] The south Indian state of Kerala also has a cabinet-level AYUSH department.[291] The Central Council of Homoeopathy was established in 1973 to monitor higher education in homeopathy, and National Institute of Homoeopathy in 1975.[292] A minimum of a recognized diploma in homeopathy and registration on a state register or the Central Register of Homoeopathy is required to practise homeopathy in India.[293]
shocking that these morons fund this at a state level

think that exists
you produce methane gas off it which can be used for many things

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tbf I think prince charles has funded it before

cum kiss coke

hmmm

emailed my dentist last week that i couldn't make it to the slot they had booked for me

just got a text that they're looking forward to see me

fucks sake cunts check your email

>This is legitimately a thing for me because all the local anglo prossies only do incalls on weekends and that's when I visit family.

got this new patient in at the dentist, "tim" I think his name is
he's a total scizo, a right laugh. going to send him confusing emails until he throws a temper tantrum

Why didn't you just phone them.

amazing to think if I was a woman I could find some brothel online, go there and get paid to have sex

see the lebo

same but no moot

now we know India's step to superpower status. And you ignorant plebs mocked them
do an AMA about your life as an escort

Does anybody actually care enough to have his tax£s fund a further search for Madeline McCann?

is that the same guy who voices–over that advert on radio for Game?

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I don't care enough to take any interest in what my taxes are spent on.

ahh yes, waking up in my own vomit
Genuinely cannot understand what anyone likes about alcohol

Almost a third of it is spent on welfare and bennies according to the annual breakdown HMRC send

alcohol is a shocking meme

Done that twice, fucking horrible, and people ask me why I don't drink much anymore.

such a lonely day
and it's mine

I recall opening that letter and glancing at the pie chart.

Starting to think you actually need to talk to girls to get a gf

how do you even do that?

would you rather live in frasier's or niles' flat? think i'd prefer frasier's desu

Just found out my real dad is Jamaican.

bag one

I prefer that to waking up with no memory of the night before desu.

Can tell you've never been on a big job before.

I think they ought go into specific areas and not just one big pot, like, I dunno, N.I.C.s only going to fund the N.H.S. and automobiles' taxes going to build and repair roads.

Sunday morning motivation for you losers.

niles' place, he's got a sick library

oh no fucking shit. holy fuck

ahhh yes....
paranoid I've gone on racist rants before and nobody will tell me about it

frasier's got the view though

Happens to me every time I drink. I get that I'm a lightweight whatever but drunkenness doesn't even feel nice compared to almost every other drug in existence

vomit on your bed and immediately pass out/fall asleep

This happens to me too sometimes, but the good thing about this is that I don't have to look over every stupid autismo thing I did in the night

And a gift wrapping room. That said, Frasier had the better view.

It's alright if you cant handle your piss boys but dont go around like a couple of soft cunts pretending its the drinks fault

very 'dit like post

going to call someone in this thread a dingus at 9:18

will it be you?

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>tfw woke up on a hill in an area I don't know before after drinking
could have been raped and killed

this tbph

i'm not a dingus am i?

Niles has a properly fancy house (if a bit quaint) but Frasier's apartment has a great view of Seattle. 'tis a difficult choice.

the other night my friends put me in a taxi home because I was too drunk
ended up getting kicked out of the taxi and somehow walked to the train station and waited till 6 am for it to open
honestly can't remember a thing from when we left the pub to go into a club (which I got refused from apparently) to being at the train station

dingus

did ya check your bung hole?

Only if ur qt

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Being "popular" or simply just being connected to social circles is an utterly incomprehensible feeling to me and those reading this. People of high social value know each other and are essentially all friends. They know they are supposed to as soon as they meet. I know people and see myself how they are myself. Why are some always texting for instance? Or how are their own outings chock full of people they could only scarcely know in a genuine sense rather than just following some social credit system?

The more popular become the larger their social circle gets which is maintained on some system of social credit where you have people claiming to be friends with or eager to hang out with people they in actuality hardly know. This is why popular people will be eager to speak to anyone (even you) as if they were genuine friends with you and then the next day (when they don't have to resort to you) you really don't exist. Connection has become very shallow with them.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ ANY OF THAT please at least absorb the truth that as people become more popular the more their new social connections are based on some sort of social credit. The substantive interaction which forms bonds becomes something assumed to exist.

Like I say I just don't know where the enjoyment in alcohol is anymore. Haven't had fun being drunk since I was maybe 16

Does Bumble use fake profiles? I've had about 8 matches in the last day and most of them are from girls who are far more attractive than me, and none of them have messaged me.

>Your

flesh deed tease

it's amazing how we somehow function to do stuff like that when bladdered but we just don't remember doing it

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I'm a fucking normie and have no idea why I spend time with you cunts. Reading your posts is very depressing. Sort yourselves out

I should add that good looks are probably the biggest guarantee of social credit.

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why are french fellas disgusting on street fighter, theyll get stabbed

Sad desu

Wish i was from straya or america.

The uk is a damp windy cramped shithole. Houses are tiny and expensive. Weather is depressing.