Main character is looking for someone through some sort of pseudonim

>Main character is looking for someone through some sort of pseudonim
>Turns out to be the name of a boat.

>main character is on a quest for revenge after his family was murdered

>main character has a large erection and needs to jerk off but he has no time because he's at school and he can't just skip class and he doesn't have permission to go to the bathroom so he has to keep his hard penis hidden

Name

.5 (metric half) film where this happens

frog

BvS
White Portuguesse

You're ok. Don't go to the cinema tomorrow.

Damn, those are some rare pepes, please may I have the angered neckbeard pepe?

also

>main character overcomes huge family problem, everything goes back to normal in 1 minute

Ok, thanks Dylan

It's a subtle racist joke.
Everyone knows there are no white Portuguese.

That's why Alfred calls it a 'phantasm, we don't even know if it exists.'

Nice Peepees my friend, I think I've saved som of your's if you regularly post here