Anyone ever got a happy ending at a massage parlor?

Anyone ever got a happy ending at a massage parlor?

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Yes

I got your mom at a massage parlor

Yep, many times. Search the web for rub maps site and pick an area near you. If it takes you a long time to get off to a handy don't do it, they will get frustrated

Yup, me and several friends I helped find ones, with different levels of 'happiness'. What's up?

Of Course!!! your missing out if you havent

women get them at the high end massage parlors all the time. they just don't talk about it

Whats it like? Do you ask or does it just happen after the massage?

Do i gotta go to the sketch massage places? Lol

A stripper once jacked my dick, got horny, and let me put it in her. That was pretty great.

You know what? Imma green text this. Hang on.

On the regular for years, what do you want to know?

You betcha. I live in Dallas, we have a ton of "full service" massage parlors.

Not completely true but I know that regular Soccer moms go to Day Spas that offer a more "uninhibited" massage and pass it around to their friends when they find a good masseur or masseuse, depending on your flavor

Are they the Asian ones primarily?

>decide to scope out a strip club for friend's upcoming bachelor party
>best man is supposed to meet me there
>he flakes
>fuck it I'll go in by myself
Normal strip club bullshit until
>hot Asian dancer sits next to me
>tight body, bigger than a handful tits, girl-next-door kind of smile
>we shoot the shit
>tell her why I'm there
>asking her if she likes working there
>asking her what're the best dances to get that will make her the most money
>she's chill and chatty, no pressure
>after we talk a while I'm like "I don't want to waste your time so how about we get a dance"
>tell her I like to get away with as much as I can
>she's like that's cool but don't touch my vaj
>meh
>lap dance area is only semi-private
>she notices I'm not really diggin it
>she mentions the VIP room is a lot more private
>emphasis is on PRIVATE
>fuck it why not

You have to give them a clue you're down but at the raunchier places they'll tease you to see if you bite. Just never be th one offering the $

This is true, if it takes too long you have to take over and trade see service for some other thing you want

No one cares about your fake story

Mostly asian. You can look on rubmaps and see who has what girls. Full service is sex btw, not just a hand job. It's legit harder for me to find a place here that only does handjobs.

Sounds legit to me so far

I used to live there, back then there were nude bars where you could have a dancer and a booth all to yourself in a dark area of the club where security didn't bother you

Once you become a regular you get more benefits

continue, but make it quick. ignore the trolls

Do they ever suck?

like suck or succ?

I'm not who you replied to, but yeah. You need to look for a well reviewed place. If you're nervous and not confident it can be weird.

So how do I tell which ones are happy ending on rubmaps?

Depends on the girl and how much you want to spend, but definitely available if you're a regular and you're known to spend. If you are they'll find you someone who will take care of you

Sort by erotic only. There isn't a setting for happy endings only though, you'll have to read reviews. Want me to check one for you? I have premium.

Always say you've been there before when they ask

>VIP area is small "room" with a couch
>curtain closes it off completely
>I give her the money and tip upfront
>she fucking works it
>grinding all the right places
>titty slapping my face
>massaging my bulge
>bouncer comes by every couple of minutes though
>she asks if I want another
>eh I'm gonna need more than some grinding
>she's like you can whip it out of you want and we'll see what happens
>what about the bouncer
>she shrugs like not much I can do
>I get an idea and tell her to hang for a moment
>walk up to the bouncer and slip him a hundred bucks
>ask if he wouldn't mind chilling for like 30 minutes instead of doing his rounds
>he's like cool
>I go back to the VIP area
>pay her + tip
>we get right to it
>after a few minutes of grinding she says "I wanna see that monster"
>pull out my dick
>she jacks it and rubs on it
>she reaches into her little purse and pulls out a condom
>slips it on me with her mouth
>sucks me for a while
>then, while she's grinding on me she reaches between her legs and pulls me into her
>she fucks me like a porn star
>she's tight as hell and wet
>I finger her asshole a little
>nut inside her (condom still on)
>still got a little time on the clock, so she lays all over me and we talk about whatever
>we head out and I make a point of thanking the bouncer

All around a great time.

So i was checking out backpage and "January 9, 2017

Washington, D.C. - As the direct result of unconstitutional government censorship, Backpage.com has removed its Adult content section from the highly popular classified website, effective immediately. For years, the legal system protecting freedom of speech prevailed, but new government tactics, including pressuring credit card companies to cease doing business with Backpage, have left the company with no other choice but to remove the content in the United States." lmao

The very best are the legit ones who occasionally break the rules for regulars, but that costs a significant amount of time and cash

How do I know which one does handys? Do nice places do it?

Check the women for men section.

How have you fags not found eccie.net yet. FML

sup Sup Forums whats that one hentai with the guy in it that buys this loli snacks from the store in exchange for sexual favors, can't find it.
>pic unrelated, just a loli

you're right all of them puck up and moved there lol

Oh wow your so suave. Whats a James Bond like you doing here on Sup Forums, cassanova.

No one believes you.

Occasionally some rich niggas will browse here, how's that so hard to believe?

>some rich niggas will browse here
ok Sebastian

yeah I believe the guy, It doesnt seem too crazy. I've had shit like this happen to me before too. As long as you're not a fucking loser you'd probably have a story like this

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samefag leave

Moral of the story: Most strippers nowadays are glorified prostitutes. Money talks, bullshit walks. Sure, if you've got $200-$300, most will pretty much give you what you want. Going price for your basic "outcall" is $300. Soooo....

So all in all you paid how much for sex? Just curious.

lol whatever u believe man, money was the deciding factor in that situation,

Haha I'll leave as soon as you lose your virginity m8

Totally believable if you're a regular at strip clubs, which you obviously aren't. Strip clubs are there to make money, just got to be cool

or wave bills around like paper

>Going price for your basic "outcall" is $300
Obviously that all depends. I'm in Los Angeles. Any escort that only costs $300 is guaranteed not to be my kind of hot.

Also, I like the breaking-the-rules naughtiness of fucking a stripper at the club with people a few feet away. I like the negotiating and the risk of getting caught/thrown out.

An escort just seems too easy.

Nice places, no way if you're not a regular who's known as safe and a good tipper and liked. If they have neon on the windows your chances are solid, but like other other user says, get a Rubmaps com subscription and see what others say. Just don't take it as gospel because a lot of reviews are totally mde up, go by the total of reviews and use common sense

Yeah, got a massage from an "18" year old thai girl, she was very flirty and when I flipped over and the towel fell off, she said not to put it back on.

Long story short, she let me cum inside her.

Then I found out she was actually 14.

Oh well.

> with my brothers for a guys night out, see some stand up
> brother with connections gets us into a mob run strip join that's down an alley
> guy that looks like fish from analyze that pats us down.
> free drinks
> oldest brother buys me a PRIVATE lap dance
> I decline because she was Black and just doesn't do anything for me
> brother goes in the back taking my spot.
> I sit there drinking while white girly come up flash their puss and I give em a buck
> brother comes back and apparently the black chick blew his cock.
> mention to him if he thinks he's her first tonight
> we head to the Cherry Street bar and close the place down and eat Roast beef sandwiches.

That was a good night :)

Lmao get out of here faggot

sorry, turns me off if you have to pay above the limit and buy off everyone around you.
not a poorfag either, feels like i'm getting ripped off

Good question.
>Two VIP dances
>Dancer tip
>Bouncer tip
>$500

This is fairly generous and splurge spending, but I can afford it. I'm not telling this story like it's a protip for other anons. This is NOT a frugal, cheapass's way to get laid.

Rubmaps is for beginners ;)

USA or Thailand?

What do the pros use?

Totally get it. For me, spending the money is part of the thrill. I feel like a big shot buying off the bouncers and shit. It's petty I know. But a guilty pleasure for me.

eccie.net.

Easy with that

Hey if you can afford it then ignore these faggots. I'm a wagecuck and would rather blow my money on motorcycles and synthesizers. 500 to fuck an asian qt NSA ain't that bad.

Depends, I paid a waitress $100 for two table dances just for the thrill of getting her to do something she didn't normally do. It had to be that much because she had to tip several people out to not get hate but it was worth it to me

Nice. Waitresses are hotter than the dancers at some places.

>came inside 14 year old pussy
>faggot

Does not compute.

And it was in this place, the dancers weren't hot and the afternoon shift hadn't started so I started flirting with the waitress, found out she'd just started working there because she lost her job at a bank, so I had to do it

Yes, but that was the whole reason I was there.

Source is Takachiho Tin by the way, just blew my load to her.

Trop

Was just at an AMP on Wednesday. Good stuff. $200 total for FS

Around here it seems that a half hour is about 40 bucks and an hour is about 60.

If you just want your dick tugged on, which one do you choose? And how much extra do you tip?

plz respond wise amp senseis

Always take the hour option. If they ask if you want a table shower, say yes. Eventually they'll start playing with your dick. Just smile and maybe laugh a little. Let them know you like that. After shkwrr, you'll probably be asked at some point what you want. I just say "everything" and then they ask for tip. I give them $140, which is on top of the $60 for the house. They go away for a moment, come back, suck on me a little bit amd then fuck.

but things like that don't happen to normal people

How do I find out if a massage parlor will do it?

how racist are asians in massage parlors? I'm a red pilled MAGA mixed black and white guy, with a white dad. I'm clean, "articulate", high IQ, white acting (because of dad and lifelong internetting)

I know a lot of internet prosts say they don't fuck black guys but I assume they mean BLACK GUYS like the garboons you see on the street and in porn, because they don't want teh AIDS, but is it literally a race thing or a class / type of people thing?

>inb4 giga nigga 9000 only quads can stop him
>inb4 once I gets to page 10 I's free
>inb4 roodypoo candyass NIG GER
>inb4 desu
>inb4 puddi

>red pilled MAGA
If being part nigger doesn't make them turn you away, this definitely will.

Does any one have a rub maps amount I can use?

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>inb4 din du nuffin

Done it 3 times, 1st time got a blowjob, 2nd, and 3rd time hand job. Something about them parlors man

No, it's s stupid set-fire-to-your-money way to get laid. 500 bucks for a few lousy minutes of semi public furtive fucking? Self justify all you want mate, you got taken and taken hard. Sucker.

Why not use tinder

no, i think she's the sucker
>sucker