Music Critic

>Music Critic
>Doesn't play any form of musicial instruments
These people need to honestly fuck off.

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I mean they don't need to play an instrument, but what's the point of being a music critic and not knowing enough about music theory, or at the very least art theory to criticise the work in relation to them? How can you take someone seriously if they can only talk about "the vibe" and shite?

>film critic
>doesn't produce films or do acting
These people need to honestly fuck off.

I would kill Fripp with my bare hands if i was sure to not get caught

to see the life escape from such a lesser being..

Frippposters are into some weird fetish shit

>some of greatest composers
>Don't play any musicial instrument
OP BTFO'd

fucking kek

I would illegally download Fripp's discography with my bare hard-drive if i was sure to not get caught

to see the money escape from the wallet of such a lesser being..

>film critic
>knows about film tecnics, aesthetic theory etc...
>music critic
>hur durr i don't know but this is crap because i dont like it

Name one of that greatest composers you say, please

Wagner

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>learned musician
>don't play anything
Piano, violin, organ.

>Rap critic
>"""Raps"""
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I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT

Stop, Fripp is Mod, STOP!

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The fuck are you talking about?

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This. You need an understanding of music itself, not necessarily the ability to play.

you... you have broken me... YOU HAVE TURNED ME INTO THIS

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HEY FRIPP
I'VE LISTENED TO THE ENTIRE CRIMSON DISCOGRAPHY AND NEVER SPENT A PENNY ON IT

YOU WILL MEET THRAK IN HELL AND YOUR BONES WILL BE DUST BENEATH HIS HEELS

Just kidding Rob, I bought all of them
Here are the receipts

...please take mercy on me

Wagner played all these like shit, didn't even know proper piano fingerings
Schoenberg tried to learn many instruments and didn't succeed
Tchaikovsky couldn't play his own piano music
Berlioz played only the guitar and the folk flute, which are quite useless for a grand orchestral composer