Door bell rings

>door bell rings
>probably the vinyl I ordered
>get really excited and run to the door
>accidentally step on my dogs head and crush her skull

I've been crying for the last two hours fuck music

damaged

There's honestly not a better feeling in the world than receiving vinyl from Amazon Prime.

Are you serious OP? Holy shit that's awful

>thinks of apropos song for when accidentally crushed your dog's skull

How small was your dog?

>tfw been listening to Lateralus for the last while
>take headphones off
>dad is raping little sister in the other room again

sorry for your loss if true

i'm creasing LMFAO

And you didn't stop him, numale

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>ordering vinyl online

you are a despicable human being OP

Ordering from Amazon is cheaper than buying from my local record store 95% of the time.

it's either that or drive an hour+ (each way)

its a doggy dog world

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for all intensive purposes

man

Damn this exact thread has been posted before

how hard did you fucking step on her? you must have some stomping power

That sounds horrible. Sorry for your loss if its true. :(

still the funniest thing to ever happen on Sup Forums

serves you right for having a rat that can run circles inside a shopping bag.

how about taking a real dog next time?

edgy