Ask a McDonald's crew member anything

Ask a McDonald's crew member anything.

Do you like your job

Where do you work?

McGangbang.
Classy

Can I get a mcdouble with extra pickles?

At McDonald's.

Tbh I do like my job, but only because 1 it is fun to hate on and 2 it's easy to feel good because everyone I work with is relatively crappy at their job or above me.

You definitely can. You can have as many pickles as you like. Just find a corporate store.

Yea ;) eat sweet for two fiddy

Why is the ice cream machine always broken?

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Why is OP such a faggot?

Ever make a "Land, Air and Sea" burger?

Was told it is a triple stack Big Mac with two clubs in the center. Meat is a Quarter Pounder patty, than a McChicken patty and then a Filet-O-Fish patty. All the traditional garnish for each of the three layers. Sometimes you add fries if you are close to Pittsburgh.

It is the most expensive off menu item in McDonald's and costs $15.

Whats Ronalds plan to overthrow the kingdom of burger?

imagine the increase in applications a mcd's would have if they had her working there.

What is the turnover rate on new staff?

I'm guessing a lot of shit teenagers fuck up somehow such as showing up high.

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Because they're lazy.

Actually, the ice cream machine is usually just empty. And some stores are stupid enough to try cleaning it during peak stoner hours.

...

If you'd settle for a mcdouble instead it'd be notably cheaper. But I never have even dreamt of that. I'll have to try it sometime.

Sodium.

We have like two blue-haired hotties
No, they're not _that_ hot.

Tbh our biggest turnover is just people leaving. Our managers are really good at picking good employees. :-)

Are the shamrock shakes made by Leprechauns? Imo at a minimum least they should be made by a skinny freckled pasty faced Irish cunt.

I'd order that. Tehe

That doesn't even sound good to me. Seems like all the flavors would blend into an unholy union.

Shamrock shake flavoring is actually leprechaun semen. I've never seen it done or anything but some hot chic who was training me said that's what it was and I just rolled with it.

How about a Double Big Mac? That is four patties with two between each bread layer. You charge two extra burger patties. Your genius prep crew talented enough to
make that order?

McDonald's is unholy and disgusting, so that would out actually be very befitting. Maybe it would do the double-negative thingy.

heres your order sir

>Double Big Mac

>McDonald's is unholy and disgusting, so that would out actually be very befitting. Maybe it would do the double-negative thingy.
Eating McDonald's makes you immune to nuclear fallout. That is why there are so many. McDonald's. The are one big Civil Defense program.

With managerial guidance, they may be able to pull it off. I just do service Tbh. Front counter. I run the front lines. I defend my people against the evils of the world.

This guy wins. I'm out. I'm gonna go cuddle with my smoking hot fianceé.

Wear some oven mitts, ya buffoon.

>I'm gonna go cuddle with my smoking hot fianceé.
Put a ring on it and knock her up before someone else closes the deal.

>With managerial guidance, they may be able to pull it off. I just do service Tbh. Front counter. I run the front lines. I defend my people against the evils of the world.
You are assuming they are worth defending.

They may not be. I get some prideful feeling out of managing the entire lobby.

She has a ring on it. She's also close to sleep. Heh:3

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Do you judge people that order unnecessary amounts of shit?

What does the Big Mac use for patties, the same as the cheap hamburgers/cheeseburgers? What are they, 1/8th of a pound or something?

gonna need the big mac sauce recipe. Dont post a link.

Ha, when that happens I usually assume it's to go and jokingly ask the customer if they're feeling super hungry and if all that's for themselves.

Big uses shitty 1/10-lb. patties. Grand Mac and Mac Jr use 1/6-lb. patties. I personally think they taste better.

Big Mac sauce:

1. Thousand island.

Pour thousand island.
Leave at room temperature for a disturbing amount of time.

Mac sauce.
Tbh Idk. I'm just a crew member. I hate that crap, anyway.

So Big Mac and value menu burgers are the same patties right? So it'd be better to get two cheeseburgers instead of a Big Mac?

I like the Angus (I'm in Canada) which are 1/3 pound. I found it tasted much better.

McChicken vs Junior chicken size?

can i bring my birds in to mc donalds
i have a lot of them

y u no onion rings?

if it weren't for the orange drank, I'd never touch McD

Here's my favorite diabetes meal

2 mcdoubles with mac sauce

Large Fries no salt (inb4 sodium kek)

2 apple pies

And a plain sundae


I eat this once a month and I fucking love ittttt

Why don't you guys sell the Giga Mac?

Shit was amazing when I was in Japan.

It's 1lb of meat. Double the Grand Mac meat.

What's the strangest shit you've seen on the clock?

Also how's the homeless situation like?

That's actually the giga mac in japan.


Japanese McDonalds > American by far.

You can get chicken nuggets as a side instead of fries.

I like this guy.

Because McDonald's has opted for relatively disgusting hash browns. Also, they would add an entirely new fryer for it.. it's easier to be fry-exclusive. McDonald's is huge into efficiency, if you didn't already know.

This varies per McDonald's. Pretty sure we have a one bird limit.

What the hell is a "junior chicken"?

Yes. Big Mac is a big ripoff. Legend has it (i.e. my grandmother) they used to use quarter patties. But 2 cheese burgers add Mac sauce add shredded lettuce no ketchup mustard, you're all set.

2 singles w/ cheez - fresh
fries - fresh,
coke

am I a dick? don't care, this is what I want once/month

Best post I've seen all night. Thanks for that user. I can sleep better tonight after reading that

why do you guys always blast my fucken double cheeseburger with sauce? Also what sauce is in double quarter pounder so I know not to order the fucken sauce. I'm semi sauce phobia because that shit aint normal.

must be a Canadian item only

That's really fucking rad.

I would eat this giga Mac only for novelty. That's disgusting. But a double grand mac would be 4/6ths of a pound.

Believe it or not I'm not homeless. As for your other question, stay tuned: I'll tell y'all a story.

OP do you believe you should make $15 an hour for what you do?

If so how much do you think someone with a 4 year degree (a nurse with bachelors or something else) should make an hour?

If I order fries without salt for fresh fries, will I look weird asking for salt packets and or is irritating. I drive thru only.

mcD can suck a dick, but I never blame staff for serving shitty food because I didn't order right.

fries are a layer, coffee is a gorillion times better than fuckin dunkin, but fish sammich is a ripoff only good for catholics on fridays

OP this is probably a stupid question but can I get mac sauce on any burgers I order? Like a cheeseburger or a mcdouble. Haven't tried ordering it but I might

Not OP but I work at a mcdonalds in CA, I make $11.25 an hour (I got a 25 cent raise at some point, and no one bothered to tell me I guess).

I honestly feel fairly overpaid for what I do. $9 would be more appropriate, or possibly even 8.

A person with a bachelors deserves far more.

Yeah, at my store we charge 40 cents for Mac sauce though.

Also I'm not OP.

Here's the story:
So a manager was visiting from a neighboring McDonald's to help us during a rough patch. Long story short, she was awful. she (in the process of training me) came over and wrapped burritos while talking on the store phone with a non-work related person about non work things, to show me how to do it.

Bare-handed. Without washing.
Then told me to "wrap them up, they're good" "but-" "no, don't worry about it."

Same woman complained when the tip of a cone I was gonna hand out the window that she's made didn't look just right, so she pushes the fucking tip over with her bare fucking finger.

Lots of shit happened that first day. She's gone now, though. Life's been relatively clean in the hood, since.

Does it cost extra? With the added mac sauce?

Oh ok ty

dude I work in security and fast food workers gets paid as much as I do(just a couple dollar more) but yet I can go to court for not doing the job right plus no smoking weed on the job and preferably off the job(work accident money down the drain). Should be glad u work in fast food.

It's awesome. Just pick 1 from every box. :)

In my honest, humble opinion, you deserve whatever the fuck you want. And I as a customer servicer do all I can to bring it to you, the customer.

To be fair though, you don't really have to deal with customers.

So, tradeoffs, you know?

You can go fuck yourself.

40 cents is a bit expensive mate. Why the fuck are every other sauces free except the mac sauce?

Sounds cheeseburger and DQP are both just mustard and ketchup. If asking for light sauce isn't working, just say no sauce and ask for packets of ketchup and mustard on the side.

Fuck if I know.

We also charge 20 cents for mayonnaise though.

Looks like a mcchicken. Idk you'd have to ask Canadian McDonald's. Sorry, eh.

Security nowadays are all customer service m8.
>"oh you didn't open the door for me, WHERE'S YOUR SUPERVISOR?"
Although I can say I would not like dealing with low paying poverty people as they always want free shit off the books.

nice will do.

Nurse should make $18.

Or entry is 9.90. 9.80 would be sufficient.

I personally believe myself to be worth more. But I'm still a little new. So I'm not too worried about it atm

tip 'o the hat to ya. all I want are some freshly made fries to dip into my coffee

We'll know your secrets. Aha. Dint know why you'd be so cruel. at least get your own goddamn salt xD (come inside. We won't even see you pick up your own salt packets)

Why? What's wrong with asking for fresh fries.....Is it wrong to expect what Mr McDonald wanted all of us to experience? Is doing your job so goddamn hard...

Fast food fish? Go Arby's. All the way. That kings Hawaiian is to die for.

It's smaller than the McChicken but tastes better. McChicken is 470 calories. I think the Junior is half the patty size. Things are delicious and on the value menu. I think $1.79 vs $4 something for a McChicken.

Our value menu sucks.

I hate going in McDonald's now because they replaced the menus with screens. So I look up and have to watch whatever ad for awhile, then they put the menu choices up for 20 seconds or so then replay the ad again. They don't even list the value menu items anywhere at all - they used to be on the McCafe menu (rotating) but they disappeared.

I'm already in McDonald's, wanting to buy food and spend money. I don't want to see an ad, just let me see the damn menu. Put an ad on one of the screens or something.

Thankfully as a nurse with 1.5 years experience, with my BSN (4 year degree), I make $27 an hour before night shift differential ($1.50 from 7p-12 and $3 from 12a-7a.

I've always said though if fast food ever starts at $15 an hour I will quit and do fast food.

heard u can just ask for fresh fries and its no biggy if you dont mind the extra wait time

mcchicken is 243$ nigger.

does anyone really care if they ask for a water cup and fill it up with soda?

Hey.. come work for McDonald's. There's a spot in here somewhere for you.

That is awesome. Very pretty menu

Fucking sick of these captchas

Because 99% of the time, if you want fries, you're coming at an already popular time, AKA dinner or lunch. So, odds are, there are multiple people ordering up front and in the drive through. And if that's the case, the fries will be fresh already anyway, because we'll be constantly making them. You asking for salt-free fries is unnecessary hassle.

ALSO as this guy: points out, you can just ask us for fresh fries if you're that worried about it, you don't have to try and be a sneaky little shit.

I'm in Canada, we have shitty prices for fast food.

actually I have the exact opposite situation with my fries when I order. It usually comes out luke warmish. I realized then that nobody in my area orders fries. I order before I go to work.

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Kill yourself you nigger millennial faggot. Stop stealing and acting like a dindu

I agree with you fully. Those ads piss me the fuck of. But ours aren't that bad. And mcchicken is notably cheaper than that.

Also about the sauce thing-you can add anything to anything, it'll cost extra, and there's a difference between substituting and adding.

How do you feel about the fact that human DNA has been found in McDonald's meat?

Or the fact that they found freezers of human meat in some of the factories?

You are literally serving Soylent Green to people.

Hey OP, I'm actually going for a job interview in 3 days for crew member.

How do you rate your job and the overall exsperiance.

I actually want to eventually become a area manager.

Btw im 22 years old with 3 and a half years butcher and boning experience

gonna need mcdonald sauce on that. No sauce, then all conspiracy.

yea its a dick move and all but are u guys really gonna do anything bout it?

because the jews there know that anyone with a brain that needed a quick meal would just get a $1.19 mcdouble with big mac 'sauce" instead of buying a fucking big mac

Well, if it's something specific to your area, fine I guess.

I still don't like you, though.

kek